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We have fun here Alexander Lukashenko šŸ—£ļø

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 1d ago

As a straight man

I support gay men

They reduce competition

So all good

u/MelanieWalmartinez 1d ago

And they take another man down with them!

u/Norbert-trebroN 1d ago

Them gay men take the D so ours got a chance. Truly, true homies.

u/JimTheSaint 1d ago

They are true friends to straight men everywhereĀ 

u/gentleripples 1d ago

Lukashenko playing politics while the comment section plays supply and demand

u/Corfiz74 1d ago

Lukashenko likes watching lesbian porn, would be my assumption.

u/Content_Chipmunk9962 1d ago

He loves the puss so much, he can’t blame women for loving it, too.

u/Zac_Allan 22h ago

Who can blame, then?.. Every normal man loves pussy.

u/Doodles-and-dots 22h ago

ā€œNormalā€?

u/Zac_Allan 8h ago

Normal.

u/DanqueLeChay 21h ago

ā€Male, eastern-orthodox, ex-protestant. Christianity, books, guns and shooting stuff. Good wine, good beer. Family.ā€

You sound like someone who’s only seen pussy in literature. 🤣

u/Zac_Allan 8h ago edited 8h ago

I don't "sound", as u say)). My both wives and six children can disagree with your opinion))

P S. How often do you switch from the topic of discussion to the other person's personal details when you have nothing else to say? :)

u/KyotoKute 19h ago

u/Corfiz74 15h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

u/_Gonza__ 1d ago

Now bissexual men... it's really a belarussian roulette, isn't it?

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u/MeatEaterDruid 1d ago

Good point. What are us boys supposed to do while the girls are having all the fun?

u/avokkah 1d ago

Not saying he's that shrewd but what if this is the ultimate plan after all

u/ChocCooki3 1d ago

The real wingman so to speak

u/Norbert-trebroN 1d ago

And tbh some can really accurately and nicely critique your fit to improve.

u/sky0175 1d ago

Come out come ouuuuutt..

u/cameralover1 1d ago

Plus if you're homie homie with them they are the best plug for girls. Gotta play the 4d chess homie

u/Norbert-trebroN 1d ago

Amen, brother/sister.

We don't deserve gay people. I love them platonically.

u/cameralover1 1d ago

Gay haters are the worst kind of haters. With the amount of different people you can hate you choose gays.

u/Norbert-trebroN 23h ago

Fr. I would understand if people hate me because I am an asshole. But I can't understand how you could hate someone only because he/she is gay.

u/HairRepresentative85 14h ago

I don’t get it either. Bisexuals get flack from both sides, it’s fucking ridiculous.

u/Aaaabbbbccccccccc 1d ago

And if that girl don’t work out, they can still plug for you, so consolation prize.

u/Bleak01a 23h ago

Lmaooo

u/Flat-Mirror-9566 1d ago

And what’s manlier than being with another man? Also why have a prostate and not put it to use?

u/summonerstarn 22h ago

Women kiss men so when a man kisses a woman he's kissing all the men she's ever kissed, which is super gay. Men kiss women so when a man kisses another man he's kissing all the women that have been kissed by that man, much straighter.

u/Flat-Mirror-9566 21h ago

Second-hand queerness is inevitable šŸ’…

u/Norbert-trebroN 23h ago

Facts! True masculinity Chuds like the Tate-brothers never will achieve.

u/Insufficient_Coffee 22h ago

But I thought Andrew said liking women is gay.

u/Norbert-trebroN 18h ago

Did he? Well, I assume trafficking women/children is still okay in his eyes.

u/Vindicador 15h ago

I like women but also like to use my prostate! More girls should be into pegging imo!

Probably more would be if more men were willing to try I guess, I'm sure no easier way to make a dude moan I bet more girls would get into it after seeing how it melts their bf's brain lmao

u/Flat-Mirror-9566 14h ago

I believe that more girls are into it than you think. In my circle at least they are more outspoken about trying it out. I guess it has to do with the fact that there is less of a social stigma to straight women admitting they prefer to top or be dominant than straight men admitting they like to bottom or be submissive.

u/C2thaLo 1d ago

u/Norbert-trebroN 1d ago

Gay people deserve their own month!

https://giphy.com/gifs/BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD

u/ColdBrewTooRaLoo 22h ago

I don’t need a month and would literally settle for civil rights and equal protection of the law. Everybody vote šŸ—³ļø in November

u/Norbert-trebroN 18h ago

Well, I will not vote in November. (I'm not from the USA lol)

u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 17h ago

Yep.

January, February, March. April, Fabulous, June, July, August, Scissoring, October, Transvember, and December.

u/usernumber18452 12h ago

That’s why we put (straight) Men’s Mental Health Month with a Pride Month.

A gay man will always have your back.

u/AssholeFlavoredDonut 1d ago

From what i have heard they take turns going down.

u/Junkered 1d ago

u/youburyitidigitup 23h ago

u/FanMaklowicza 22h ago

Is Lukashenko the fourth one from the left?

u/DangerousLion1984 20h ago

No. He's lesbian

u/eepos96 1d ago

But lesbians take 2 women ::::((

And bisexuals are a roulette ;;;((

Only best are Asexuals and Aromantics!

Edit: being playfull.

u/-HardGay- 23h ago

Two dudes and a guy

u/Mainely420Gaming 23h ago

Hell I heard they take turns taking each other down!

u/Chadwig315 20h ago

Hundreds of them, actually.

u/leo_gwen 19h ago

and they can help the really conservative straight man in a tortuous situation requires.

u/usernumber18452 12h ago

This joke never gets old lmao

u/ToastyYak359 8h ago

But you can say the same about lesbians right? So it evens out.

u/007dukhiaatma 1d ago

I have read this meme before, it was a post asking to say something positive about gays

u/Grimdark2 22h ago

Not only they take them down, they even f them in the assholes. True comrades, for removing competition

u/alphagusta 1d ago

Happy to be of service šŸ’…

u/Low-Enthusiasm4602 1d ago

u/West-Application-375 23h ago

u/P0ro41 13h ago

Born with it idk

u/Azurelion7a 4h ago

I laughed way too hard at this. 🤣

u/BAJ-JohnBen 1d ago

Thank you for your service.

u/Sickrated 1d ago

Thank you for your cervix....oh wait

u/BabylonPhoenix 1d ago

Gahbless

u/Is_that_even_a_thing 1d ago

I read this in Beufort T Justice's voice

https://giphy.com/gifs/1hBU4zfRiBBpY5nT1M

u/CarGuy889 1d ago

I need to watch this masterpiece again

u/Un13roken 1d ago

A true hero !Ā 

u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 21h ago

🫔 

u/One_Priority3258 1d ago

Without my gay older brother, I wouldn’t have met the woman that I’m currently dating.

Gays have my support all the way. Fuckin legends.

u/inkfox13 23h ago

My grandparents met because my great uncle hit on my grandpa, was rejected and introduced him to my grandma. šŸ˜‚

u/amsync 22h ago

Wow how old are you? I can’t imagine this happening long enough ago for them to be grandparents

u/hunf-hunf 20h ago

Gay guys have been shooting their shots forever. Certainly used to be much riskier though but nothing ventured nothing gained

u/Gloomy_Fig2138 21h ago

I know people in their 50s with grandkids old enough to be on Reddit by the TOS. The jokes about r/SipsTea being a bunch of middle school edge lords are based on truth.

u/AppointmentOne1111 21h ago

Gay dudes are the absolute best wing-men, and you know they won't try to steal your target.

u/HaArLiNsH 1d ago

I was going to say the same, my father had a great joke for that : " Two men that love each other means 2 more women for me "

u/youburyitidigitup 23h ago

I had a friend that used to say ā€œthe more D on D, the more V for meā€.

u/B_Wylde 23h ago

Your Mother must have felt so loved

u/HaArLiNsH 22h ago

She was and it was just a joke

u/MChaney3563 23h ago

Gay men like myself are fantastic wingmen. I may not be competition but girls love me and I can sell them on how great you are!

u/OtherwiseLuck888 23h ago

Thank u for ur service to manhood

u/MChaney3563 23h ago

It's an honor 🫔

u/NinjaBat109 20h ago

And that's why I don't like lesbians, they are stealing our potential wives and girlfriends!!! /s

u/Upsidedown_Attrocity 3h ago

Us bi folk get both

u/Dipascual29012 1d ago

Mais grave! Ils sont cons ces homophobes

u/ascarletstrange 1d ago

Never seen a straight woman crushing on a gay man ey? My cousin was literally with one for 11 years 😭

u/Busy-Enthusiasm5877 21h ago

And we dont make wars. All the wars have been created by straight men!

u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 17h ago

Most wars would never be fought if more world leaders went on Grindr.

u/LesbeGoddess 16h ago

Well Trumps bi and has started the Iran war so maybe half wrong.

u/Busy-Enthusiasm5877 7h ago

You know why you ( democrat ) lost? Because you guys let him distract you guys by ridiculous info like this. Every-time he does a wrong thing, he will post a ridiculous news like this to make your country forget his mistake. And he is successful. He will win mid term and Republican will win 2028. Because until now, Democrat still passive follow his fake , ridiculous news!

u/Ok-Astronaut7781 10h ago

Actually a lot of them have been secretly gay and fucked femboys lol

u/colintbowers 8h ago

I have some news for you about Alexander the Great…

u/Busy-Enthusiasm5877 8h ago

No proof until now!

u/Arhigos 6h ago

one of the top putin propagandists is open gay https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Krasovsky

u/manubfr 1d ago

Lesbians are a steaight man’s best friend too. You mean a woman pal who’s also into hot women but NOT THE SAME ONES? Fucking brilliant.

u/pape_rchime 1d ago

Until you both want the same goth girl

u/Derezzed87 1d ago

The only time you play Rock Paper Scissors and scissors always wins.

u/HertogJanVanBrabant 1d ago

Sharing is caringĀ 

u/yIdontunderstand 22h ago

3 isn't always a crowd?

u/ByronScottJones 20h ago

Three Way is THEE Way.

u/LesbeGoddess 16h ago

No we’re into the same ones bud. But unfortunately for me I’ll never have a male friend because they always end up trying to sleep with me. Just need a guy to watch football with or get some drinks with when I’m tired of the girls.

u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 23h ago

Best wingers as well

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u/nazgul1393 1d ago

They never were competition to begin with, they just look like they are ;)

u/SciFiCrafts 1d ago

Just what my GF said the other day. She don't get the hate because a gay couple means 2 guys less on the competion scale.

u/youburyitidigitup 23h ago

You’d actually want there to be more gays than lesbians then.

u/Grouchy_Rule_8935 23h ago

If men looked at relationships as strategically as women, the median man won't be losing out as badly on everything in life as they are.Ā 

u/Material-Hurry-4135 1d ago

Lesbians on the other hand…

u/Separate-Pickle9963 1d ago

This was so close to a haiku.

As straight man I

support gay men since they will

ease competition

u/footlong_meatball 1d ago

Beggin for a peggin

u/Junior_North_4427 16h ago

As a straight incel this is why I hate lesbians

u/psychrolut 1d ago

Good boy

u/Tobias-Tawanda 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's so refreshing seeing this comment after scrolling past this post a few posts ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Malawi/s/kDkdJAizLJ

u/apocalypse2mrw 1d ago

Yes please

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u/HughPhoenix 1d ago

If they would rather be gay, they had better do it,

u/ScaryLettuce5048 1d ago

But if they were gay, they were never competition to begin with. So it's all the same from the start, the pool was already seperated.

u/Radicalized_Spite 1d ago

To which do you give more credibility if you’re a straight man: a compliment from a gay man or a straight woman?

u/grapewinenery 1d ago

There was no competition

u/hk81b 23h ago

Yes, but Luka is afraid that a more appealing gay could steal his BDSM master Putin

u/LifeTie800 23h ago

Didn't think of it that way. I too support them now.

u/starwanderer815 22h ago

As a straight man

I support lesbian women

They increase my chances of threesome

u/youngpacino420 22h ago

Two birds with one stone

u/EquivalentSnap 20h ago

What about bi men?

u/b3tamaxx 20h ago

We also oblige to offer homie head after that long exhausting 9 to 5

u/dtor84 19h ago

I didn't know gay men convert straight men. I need a no soliciting sign now.

u/buderooski 19h ago

Not only that, but a gay friend is an AWESOME wing man.

u/AirRedd 19h ago

I hope you don’t lose your girl to a well rounded bisexual man… while supporting your, competition reducing, gay men.

u/EugeneStein 19h ago

He was saying it in a context of "I forgive lesbians because it's men's fault to not satisfy them enough but gays are just fucked up", it was something like that

u/TuorSonOfHuor 18h ago

Exactly. Ever go to a pride fest in a major city?

Be thankful these super fit, well manicured gay men are leaving the ladies to us, otherwise average dudes like me would never have a chance.

u/uptiedand8 18h ago

Also speaking as a woman attracted to men, I have noticed that when God makes a really beautiful man, 80% of the time, he ā€œgives him to the other menā€ so to speak. (As always, whoever is reading this comment is in the 20%, naturally, unless they don’t want to be.) Going to the gym more consistently definitely has something to do with it, but it’s not just that.

So, that’s gotta help straight men too.

u/IAmNotMyName 18h ago

I feel like they need to slob it up a bit though. Making us look bad and shit.

u/La_Saxofonista 17h ago

I remember a comedian saying how straight men would be doomed if a lot of the men who went the extra mile on hygiene weren't gay.

u/Intelligent-Rough635 17h ago

And give amazing bj's šŸ˜‚

u/Jay_Lord_69 16h ago

You're welcome

u/LesbeGoddess 16h ago

How do you feel about lesbians turning all the girls gay?

u/siniypiva 15h ago

This

u/BelCantoTenor 14h ago

This guy here…he gets it. That’s some 3D chess. What I wouldn’t give for all other men to share your opinion. (I’m a gay man) Spread the word brother!

u/Surfper 1h ago

You support an abomination. Fuck you.

-straight man

u/VelvetOnion 1d ago

Lesbians also reduce the available pool of women.

The logic is all wrong.

u/AssholeFlavoredDonut 1d ago

As a straight manĀ 

I support lesbianism

They reduce the amount of crazies in the dating pool

So all good

u/zehokim 6h ago

This shit makes no sense when lesbian exist.