r/PublicFreakout 26d ago

šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø Karen Freakout šŸ§Ÿā€ā™€ļø Andrew and Tristan Tate's lawyer, Joseph McBride, just went on an insane tirade threatening to go to Donald Trump if the judge doesn't release the Tate Brothers.

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u/L0Peas 26d ago

Why does he look like a tate brother

u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 26d ago

Thumb people only work with other thumbsĀ 

u/CoffeeToDeath 26d ago

Thumbmaxers man….

u/WhichHoes 26d ago

Very Spy Kids

u/v1ennetta 26d ago

Hella Spy Kids.

u/jkCrossman 25d ago

I thought of spi kids immediately lol

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u/Chargers4L 26d ago

Check out the guy behind him lol, literally a Tate regen.

u/rjnd2828 26d ago

That guy does appear to have a chin though, so upgraded

u/Mcbriec 26d ago

I definitely noticed lol. šŸ˜‚

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u/crmpdstyl 26d ago

They look like amputated limbs.

u/ListenJerry 26d ago

It’s what the ladies like!

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u/jarvisesdios 26d ago

I was just thinking "are they required to look like a bunch of fucking idiots, or is that just because their cultists?"

u/Ev_antics 26d ago

He's probably done a few "alpha male bootcamps" and drank the kool-aid on being an incel fuck.

u/skdewit 26d ago

Don’t forget the testosterone!

u/Hairyjon 26d ago

Even the guy behind him looks like a tate brother.

u/DELINQ 26d ago

Whole counsel’s table and gallery looking like a pitbull concert

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u/thx1138- 26d ago

More like a tater brother

u/L0Peas 26d ago

Andrew and the tater tots!

u/Feature_Agitated 26d ago

Because he desperately wants to get fucked by them

u/U_PassButter 26d ago

He's the final evolution

u/SpunSpaceCadet 26d ago

*taint brother

u/rjnd2828 26d ago

So does the guy in the sunglasses behind him

u/mad-panda-2000 šŸ˜ I’m provocative. I get the people downvoting. ā¬‡ļø 26d ago

he's got that marble mouth babble too... weak jawline speak lol

u/ElleEyeZee 26d ago

They should get a fun name like Swiftys. Taters? Smart as, looks like....Po-taters.

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u/AndyGoodKush 26d ago

He looks like a tate brother, dude behind him looks like a tate brother, I'm sure if they zoom out theres more tate bros

u/lilfoot1 26d ago

Its a requirement to show solidarity

u/bailaoban 26d ago

Cultists gotta cult.

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u/rabid_spidermonkey 26d ago

He thinks our relationship with the crown started with the Boston Tea Party?

u/MRG_1977 26d ago

Good money he couldn’t guess that century.

u/Savir5850 26d ago

u/gmoss101 26d ago

According to WNBA fans, she probably believes the same thing

u/Time-Ad-3625 26d ago

Maga grifter seems to be her chosen path for sure.

u/bedintruder 26d ago

Wait, I thought MAGA hated the WNBA because it was a woke DEI league that requires financial assistance to stay in business?

u/Ninja-Panda70 26d ago

Welcome to Maga hypocrisy

u/Oregongirl1018 26d ago

They only dislike the brown and lesbian players.

u/throwawaykayaker 26d ago

Wait til they find out that the Heritage Foundation hates all female athletes.

u/Oregongirl1018 26d ago

Hates all females*

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u/MCMXCIV9 26d ago

The best lawyer ever. Don't even try to win just straight up threaten the judge.

u/m1tc4311 26d ago

"If we don't win, its rigged/illegal" back at it again

u/JackTheKing 26d ago

Well at least now I know what to think.

u/JonnyTN 25d ago

Why do all these sex pests look to call the sex pest King when they're in legal trouble

u/Thausgt01 25d ago

Because he is their king, and they expect him to protect his own. The question then becomes what's it *worth** to ya, boys? C'mon, c'mon, make me some good offers. I'm a busy man, lots of other irons in the fire, buddies to bail out, markets to destabilize and the Treasury still has a few millions here and there stuffed into some cracks...*

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u/HedgehogTop5524 26d ago

Isn’t this America’s current motto

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u/dog-asmr 26d ago

The fact that this is his lawyer shows me that at least Tate is a genuine person. He isn't playing dumb for the cameras, bro really is a full blown idiot.

u/mfknnayyyy 26d ago

His lawyer: I'm not willing to send him to Britain to face the consequences he deserves because our foundations were built on not dealing with Britain's shit 250 years ago durr durr durr and I'll suck an orange dick if I have to because I'm an Alphamerican lawyer who never quits (which is why the Taint hired him in the first place, iykyk) durr durr durr

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u/mfknnayyyy 26d ago

He is saying they are innocent. The charges in the UK are heavily related to sex crimes, exploitation, and trafficking. Tax evasion and money laundering are also included.

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u/Biblioklept73 26d ago

Right? Did he really just say ā€œdespite the compelling evidenceā€? Million dollar Bro just accidentally admitted his client is lowkey guilty. What a numbnut

u/mfknnayyyy 25d ago

I think he was saying his argument for their innonce is compelling. But I find that difficult to believe.

u/Biblioklept73 25d ago

Ah, that makes more sense haha. Although I’m still not buying it, they’re guilty. Saying that, they’re kissing the ass of pdfs and rapists so, who knows whats gonna happen, birds of a feather and all that

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u/maltamur 26d ago

If the law is on your side pound the law, if the facts are in your side pound the facts, if you have neither pound the table.

u/Jonnyflash80 26d ago

Disbar the fucker.

u/MedChemist464 26d ago

In saner times this would be an immediate contempt charge, at least a night in the pokey, and fast-track him to disbarment.

u/FS_Slacker 26d ago

As your lawyer…given the facts of the case - my expert legal advice is to go batshit crazy and hope for a prison riot.

u/Thrashstronaut 26d ago

Man is playing 4D chess, what do you mean?

https://giphy.com/gifs/13n7XeyIXEIrbG

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u/RedArrowsYellowText 26d ago edited 26d ago

"That stupid king and his stupid wig"

But you are trying to get Trump's support? Don't diss his wig on TV!

u/mrhyde719 26d ago

That part of his rant definitely pointed the finger at the president in my mind

u/littlespawningflower 26d ago

I wasn’t paying attention when he mentioned King George, so when he was talking about the stupid wig I was so confused about why he would be dissing trump. šŸ§šŸ§šŸ¤”šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

u/Kewlhotrod 26d ago

But his kin isn't stupid to him!

Fuckin' loser lol

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u/Veronome 26d ago

The US has never denied extradition to the UK- except for Anne Sacoolas who was protected under diplomatic immunity (a situation that was- and still is- a very big deal to the British).

Protecting the Tate brothers would be an absolutely wild move by Trump and would cost a lot of political capital and goodwill between the US and UK. I don't think they're that valuable to him

Then again it is Trump, so who the hell knows.

u/QbertsRube 26d ago

It's crazy that it's a legitimate question to ask: Is our relationship with the entire UK more important to Trump, or that of a couple of rapist, pedophile dudebro podcasters? It's a coin toss, really.

u/Gloomy_Industry8841 26d ago

Apparently, Barron has been or was friends with these scumbags.

u/QbertsRube 26d ago

Seems about right. Could definitely imagine Barron and the Tates showing up to Clavicular's house to date rape some 15-year-olds.

u/LeatherDude 25d ago

Is it still date rape if the girls were trafficked there?

u/QbertsRube 25d ago

I think it counts as long as they were drugged somewhere along the line, which would most certainly be the case.

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u/birdiebro241 26d ago

Does it depend on how much they know about Trumps own pedo tendencies? Will he cave to keep them quiet?

u/QbertsRube 26d ago

Probably yes to both. Makes a person wonder how many people out there are currently getting preferential treatment from the US government solely because they have first-hand knowledge of the president raping children. Could probably start with the list of rich people who committed fraud that he has pardoned so far.

u/VivianOfTheOblivion 26d ago

The US utilises three bases in the UK that are being used for the Iran war, and Diego Garcia too. Yes, the UK is important.

u/QbertsRube 26d ago

Re-read my comment. I know this, but does the president care more about harming our relationship with the UK or his own reputation with some incel influencers? The fact that it's not an easy answer is not ideal.

u/VivianOfTheOblivion 26d ago

There's no need to ask the question, in my mind. The Tates are of no use to him, the UK is. Once you serve no purpose, its under the bus time. Art of the deal.

u/Bellringer00 25d ago

Flattering his ego is the greatest purpose for Trump

u/crimsonbaby_ 25d ago

The fact that this is a legitimate question to ask right now is so sad.

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u/Aggravated-alien 26d ago

So Andrew Tate’s lawyer is a knock off andrew Tate? Ā This tracks

u/dustydancers 26d ago

the guy behind him too. andrew has assembled an army of tainted thumbs.

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u/Imaginary-Risk 26d ago

He got his degree from tates online university, and looking like a cunt is module 1

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u/ARock_Urock 26d ago

Tate likes the way this guy talks and looks.... And loves

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u/That_Jicama2024 26d ago

Got his law degree from TrustMeBro university.

u/Impossible_IT 26d ago

Trump University

u/OneBrownRecluse šŸ•·ļø is actually 3 brown recluses in a trench coat 26d ago

If that history professor is their lawyer they're fucking cooked lol

u/LugbyOrigin 26d ago

So coked up he to wear shades to court

u/offconstantly247 26d ago

How did this guy pass the bar?

Let's make the bar exam considerably harder. Right now, the pass rate is between a kardashian on the fail side, and this dumbfuck on the pass side. We can do better.

u/beIIe-and-sebastian 26d ago

Joseph McBride graduated from The Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law. It's is generally listed as being ranked between #59 and #63 nationally in authoritative U.S law school rankings. 😬

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u/annaleigh13 26d ago

I'd be really, REALLY concerned if my lawyer was this bad at historical facts

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u/Gonzo_Journo 26d ago

He thinks the Tate bros have juice with the president? Get a new lawyer.

u/youngcy24 26d ago

Isnt Baron his BFF?

u/Gonzo_Journo 26d ago

Oh I would love it if the son of the president was using the office to benefit someone. The complete irony.

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u/Tw4tl4r 26d ago

Trump doesnt even have his own friends backs let alone the friends of his kids.

u/BigFanOfKitties 26d ago

He doesn’t even like his kids - except Ivanka of course

u/ranri1 26d ago

Nah... She's already too old

u/youngcy24 26d ago

Very true. Unless they pay him enough

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u/Darius2112 26d ago

I mean, the Tates and Trump are both sexual abusers. Shit birds of a feather flock together and all that….

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u/DamJamhot 26d ago

They actually did through Baron, but after all the pressure from the Epstein files the Trump team doesn’t want to get involved with anyone fighting these types of charges.

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u/Glittering-Regret196 26d ago

America is a coooooool place that everyone is totally jealous of.

u/ThunderFlash10 26d ago

u/Deep_Development3814 26d ago

Let’s trade? I’m in Lagos , where you ?

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u/Visual_Radish_8255 26d ago

Stupid King, stupid wig, stupid country.........how the tables have turned.

u/SunrayBran 26d ago

I wonder what a normal life would be like.

https://giphy.com/gifs/to3I2nkywr2PS

u/whatssofunniedoug 26d ago

I’m so fucking sick of these people

u/YouNeedCheeses 26d ago

Mocking the king's wig.....? Has he seen Trump's?!

u/CheekyOneSmack 26d ago

What a fucking embarrassment.

u/greensangre 26d ago

His strategy is to ask a pedophile to help pedophiles

u/bobsandvegen 26d ago

He looks like he hates wigs

u/Maxwyfe 25d ago

Is just everyone associated with these guys just an insufferable douche?

u/Professional_Movie92 26d ago

Wah Wah Wah, they innocent, Wah Wah Wah

u/Adventurous_Path5783 26d ago

If you're so innocent then why do you fear extradition?

u/dubsfo 26d ago

Bigmouth strikes again

u/kitjen 26d ago

It's now just out in the open that Trump is the go-to defender of child sex traffickers.

u/djjordansanchez 26d ago

All this flailing has convinced me they are more guilty than I initially thought

u/RP912 26d ago

Why this dude giving a wrestling promo like the Tate Brothers are about to fight Ivan and Nikita?

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u/Evening-Debate-5411 26d ago

Douche. Bag.

u/GreyBeardEng 26d ago

This man has represented over 20 of the January 6th protesters. That gives you an idea of the character of this person.

u/Searchlights Publicfreakouts Fan 26d ago

It would surprise me zero percent if Trump pardoned them.

u/OBoile 26d ago

I don't think he can. IIRC they aren't charged in the USA.

u/generousone 26d ago

Yep UK criminal case, not USĀ 

u/thr0wnawaaaiiii 26d ago

Didn’t you know his pardon powers extend across the Atlantic /s

u/Car_is_mi 26d ago

He...uhhhh.....he thinks they do.....

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u/Get_off_critter 26d ago

Thats no use with charges from multiple other countries

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u/MrBullrock 26d ago

Losers all around

u/s1nd3vil 26d ago

Ain’t it funny when pieces of shit people get in trouble. The first thing they wanna do is run to the bigger pieces of shit.

u/leaveitbettertoday 26d ago

Nobody fucking cares

u/AhrinEss 26d ago

Pedos stick together

u/personwithwifi 25d ago

Can Americans do anything but cause issues with and insult their own damn allies?

u/nastyws 25d ago

Not lately

u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 26d ago

Remember when rapists a pedophiles didn't go crawling to the President of the United States to beg for forgiveness?

u/apex_17 26d ago

ā€œDon’t make me call my daddy, do you know who my daddy is?ā€ energy.

u/dogfoodcritic 26d ago

Does Trump and a Tate brother have something in common?

u/DevonLuck24 26d ago

did this guy just use the revolution as a defense against extraditing a sex trafficker…holy shit..
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

u/gladysdames 26d ago

Cocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaine

u/Former_Print7043 26d ago

Must be a lot of evidence against the tates for them to be so desperate.

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u/AZRobJr 25d ago

I don't think Trump will help on this. These guys are damaged goods in Trump's eyes. Plus Trump doesn't want to be associated with any more pedo stuff. If Trump supporrts them Epstein is going back to the front page.

u/IsolationAutomation 26d ago

lol the fuck is Trump going to do about it?

u/incogne_eto 26d ago

I am convinced they are handing out law degrees and bar exam passes in Cracker Jack boxes, now. How is it possible that this clown can be a lawyer?

u/TopRevenue2 26d ago

"We will using our influence as cronies to circumvent the law"

u/MuchoGrande 26d ago

This is a bad look for us bald dudes. I resent the crap out of these chumps for ruining the bald brand.

u/fellowsquare 26d ago

what kills me the most about so much of this shit.. is just how much time... effort... energy.. money is wasted on worthless individuals.. just like so much attention and ugh.. its just so stupid boring and what a waste of just everyhing...

u/firelephant 26d ago

Beta behaviour

u/FatKris02 26d ago

If I was in the audience, I’m shouting ā€œSTFUā€

I’m also wearing a mask because the overpowering axe body spray would destroy my allergies

u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile 26d ago

There’s nothing more manly and a clear Alpha dominating trait than a defensive approach of, ā€œI’m telling dad!ā€

u/Top_Tank2668 26d ago

Does he know Tate is also a citizen of that "god forsaken country"?

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u/PirelliSuperHard 26d ago

Is this chud a fucking Philadephian? I heard wooder.

u/WorkerUnable527 26d ago

Man's out in public laying the groundwork for when they are denied bail and they need public opinion from the incels.

u/CuriositySauce 26d ago

Sooooo that closing bloviation about ā€œa stupid king and his stupid wigā€ā€¦still referring to the White House, yea?

u/J3sus_was_Fictional 25d ago

They're cooked

u/FearlessAdvocate 25d ago

Never thought we’d get a Temu Tate but here we are

u/Secret_Account07 25d ago

This is not a serious person

So naturally, it makes total sense this is the Tates lawyer.

u/toomanybabymamas 25d ago

Idiocracy was prophecy and our world is being run by idiots.

u/Protect_Wild_Bees 25d ago

Why do these MAGA aligned people always seem like they're impersonating characters instead of having personalities? It seems so weird and sociopathic.

u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 25d ago

Trump already said he isn’t getting involved. Andrew was caught with child abuse images. I mean not sure what this guy is thinking šŸ˜‚ I’m sure the judge was shaking in his boots ā€œoh no, not the wrath of Cheddy Moobs! What if he stays awake long enough to meep out a bigly insult? What ever shall I do?!ā€

u/Gerald-of-Riverdale 26d ago

Mind you they are involved in kidnapping and selling women in the sex trade.

u/Ok-Dare433 26d ago

Who cares …. They trash

u/SausageyPie 26d ago

... Sentient half-shaved testicle says what?

u/parabuthas 26d ago

Look at all the future rapist behind him.

u/DrManhattan_DDM 26d ago

ā€œFutureā€

What a generous assumption on your part.

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u/bumblestum1960 26d ago

Here’s my question that needs to be asked.
Why is it taking so long to lock this pair of nonces up?

u/MrChorizaso 26d ago

That talking hot dog is on too much TRT

u/AngryMillennialFU 26d ago

He's a lawyer?

"...that stupid king and his stupid wig"

u/noocit 26d ago

better to stay far away from that clown-country.

u/Substantial_Algae992 26d ago

I mean those guys are pretty much digital pimp pimping out women and beating them. Donald Trump's sons are all friends with him that's why they're bringing up Trump

u/Best-Butterscotch696 26d ago

🤢 He looks like a royded thumb

u/Cavalier1706 26d ago

This is exactly how I would have expected their lawyer to look like.

u/DW171 26d ago

Why do those two "tough guys" need so many bodyguards at a press conference? What tools.

u/ittybittynuts 26d ago

Is he their cousin or something? They all look alike.

u/faptain_kangaroo 26d ago

Thos guy passed the fuckin bar?

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u/Bi0_B1lly 26d ago

"If you don't release these pedophiles, we'll cry about it to another pedophile"

u/AwwwNiceMarmot 26d ago

Imagine being such a loser that you stand behind Andrew Tates lawyer trying to look cool, while he spews this nonsense.

u/Runeofthemoon 26d ago

He’s multiplying.

u/Falcon3492 26d ago

The Tate brothers have over 60 charges that have been filed against them for some really serious charges and they need to stay just where they are until the extradition proceedings play out!

u/SNARA 26d ago

"do you know who my daddy is"

u/BeeBanner 26d ago

I want those taint brothers to fry though.

u/imnojezus 26d ago

I can't explain this, but all of these guys look like they smell like the inside of high-school aged smoker's car.

u/WholesomeLowlife 25d ago

I mean, his strategy is sound... Go to the pedofile rapist who exploited trafficked humans and was never held accountable and tell him that the human traffickers shouldnt be held accountable for their actions.

u/mvgreene 25d ago

Bro brought up the Boston Tea Party as reasoning for not extraditing as if that was perfectly normal.

u/Lilcay2209 25d ago

I can’t believe there are ā€œalpha menā€ 🤣🤔 out there that actually look up to these traffickers!

u/transcendanttermite 25d ago

I guarantee that the three of them rub each other’s heads for sexual gratification