Brian here. She gave me a handjob while she wore those gloves. I remember what they smelled like, because I have a dog's sense of smell. They smelled of tuna.
Clearly, as a novel-writer with a high intellect (and the ability to hear really high frequencies, which isn't relevant but I am a narcissistic dog) my attempt to make a joke got a little too convoluted like a long-winded metaphor in my book, Faster Than The Speed Of Love.
They smelled of fish, because she'd been masturbating.
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u/Calculon2347 16h ago
Brian here. She gave me a handjob while she wore those gloves. I remember what they smelled like, because I have a dog's sense of smell. They smelled of tuna.