Pedir Peter???

[u/MuseWeakeningWalls]

[u/Calculon2347]

Lois here. It's a longstanding piece of inherited wisdom that men are attracted to women who remind them of their mothers. The girl in the tweet has just realized she's very similar to her boyfriend's mom, because the boyfriend picked her because of her similarity to his mom.

Peter is an exception to this rule. Thank god, his mom was a nutjob. Not like me.

[u/WitnessAway6720 → u/Calculon2347]

But she was a b

[u/Hormo_The_Halfling → u/WitnessAway6720]

Bitch, affectionately

[u/Simple-Judge2756 → u/Calculon2347]

I wish it worked this way. Because I seem to be avoiding the nice ones. 

[u/BrunesOvrBrauns → u/Calculon2347]

What does it mean if my wife is like the exact opposite of my mom? I get along great with both, btw.

[u/ProkopiyKozlowski → u/BrunesOvrBrauns]

It's a longstanding piece of inherited wisdom that internet is full of bullshit.

[u/Strength-InThe-Loins → u/BrunesOvrBrauns]

It is also a longstanding piece of inherited wisdom that men are attracted to women who are the opposite of their mothers.

[u/SoCalDan → u/BrunesOvrBrauns]

It means you're gay 

[u/BrunesOvrBrauns → u/SoCalDan]

Understandable have a nice day

[u/SoCalDan → u/BrunesOvrBrauns]

Sorry I thought I deleted my comment. It was a tired and low effort joke. 

[u/BrunesOvrBrauns → u/SoCalDan]

I liked it

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Freud