r/NonPoliticalTwitter 14d ago

Funny The incident:

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u/horned-creature 13d ago edited 13d ago

anybody who isn't chronically online will just assume those are some orthopedic implement.

u/Maleficent_Piece_893 13d ago

i saw explicit height booster stuff like this for sale at ollie's

u/pig_killer 13d ago

explicit height booster stuff like this for sale at ollie's

OK and . . . so your point is what? I saw "executive boost" shoes in the Sear's catalogue in 1980. What's your point?

No one with any sense is looking at the OP's feet, most people don't recognize a height booster in action or otherwise, most people don't care about height boosters, and moreover . . . I know this incident didn't really happen, but if it did happen-- any adult in the room in the actual western office world is looking at the guy who committed assault by tripping him

u/quirkytorch 13d ago

You were really aggressive for like, no reason. It was just an anecdote that you don't have to be chronically online to know what they are, not whatever you assumed they were saying

u/gigatension 13d ago

Right? I’m going to assume he came from a much more serious argument with higher stakes and is just carrying over the anger.

u/quirkytorch 13d ago

Gotta be, dude came at that commenter with a thesis response. Like had a whole imaginary argument when all that was said is that they sell them at ollies