r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

I was a foreman at 22 for a federal trial after assuming I wasn’t going to be called. Had the worst sunburn of my life, saw a woman lift up her skirt and diarrhea all over the street on the way to my first day of the trial, and genuinely learned so much. Would absolutely do it again.

u/blueevey Jul 16 '26

How long was the trial?

u/cizwokz Jul 16 '26

Fuck the trial how much 💩

u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

Because it was liquid and had such a wide spray radius, it is tough to say. Maybe about half a soup bowl. She was super efficient though. Hiked up the skirt and just let it fly, then went on her way.

u/cizwokz Jul 17 '26

Wow, I would have married her