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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • May 20 '26
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Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease.
• u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26 Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat. • u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). • u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.
Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat.
• u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). • u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.
Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore.
(Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite).
• u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.
He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.
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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 May 20 '26
Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease.