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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • May 20 '26
By @abbyandersonmusic
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Ticks for everyone!
• u/Low_Bandicoot6844 May 20 '26 Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease. • u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26 Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat. • u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). • u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam • u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll • u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. • u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. • u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie • u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease.
• u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26 Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat. • u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). • u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam • u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll • u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. • u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. • u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie • u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat.
• u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26 Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore. (Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite). • u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam • u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll • u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. • u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. • u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie • u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore.
(Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite).
• u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26 Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam • u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26 And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll • u/Googulator May 24 '26 You could say it's a verbal tick of yours. • u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26 He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye. • u/elwebst May 20 '26 And hang out with Snookie • u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam
And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll
You could say it's a verbal tick of yours.
He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.
And hang out with Snookie
• u/thecanaryisdead2099 May 23 '26 Smush smush!
Smush smush!
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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26
Ticks for everyone!