Ralsei is one of if not my least favorite characters in all of deltarune and i feel like people only like him because he's "cute"
First of all this stupid bum doesnt use fireshock on 2 world ending threats (Knight and The Titan) but instead uses it on some fucking 60 damage attack shuriken and then proceeds to NEVER USE IT EVER AGAIN?
I will be explaining everything that i hate about ralsei
-----[Part 1: Compared to other party members]-----
Ralsei is EASILY THE WORST party member in all of deltarune, He was useful for chapter 1 only
Noelle is better than ralsei in every way, sleepmist is a better pacify, Noelles heal prayer is even better than ralseis. and noelle unlike ralsei LETS US USE ICESHOCK in life threatening situations
Ralsei has:
The lowest HP
Lowest ATK/Damage
Bad spells (Revivesong is actual garbage, why use heal prayer when you have items that heal way more
Fireshock which he doesnt let us use which would be fine if he let us use it in life threatening situations
Meanwhile Susie has
The highest HP (Excluding my GOAT berdly)
Highest ATK/Damage
Good spells (Scythemare is pretty ok, Rude buster is great, Her heal is genuinely better than ralseis)
All of this makes ralsei just a 16% TP every turn machine, because he does nothing other than defend because he's just a big fat bum
Compared to Berdly
Berdly actually stops holding back when his friends are in danger (In the snowgrave route his attacks become way stronger, revealing he was holding back)
Berdly cares about his friends
berdly is actually strong
Berdly doesnt gatekeep the shit out of information
Ralsei keeps holding back even when his friends are in severe danger and suffering and scared
Ralsei "cares" about his friends (Cares enough to use fireshock on one attack to save susie! Aw man! How nice of ralsei to save susie! Now why didnt you use that against the KNIGHT?)
Ralsei is WEAK as shit
------[Part 2: General stuff i dislike about ralsei]------
Ever since chapter 2 he's been acting all cutesy and shit and keeps talking about some "Hey man close your eyes and think about susie's doing" bullshit just so he can have kralsei wholesome moment for a few minutes like omg bro what a bum
Ralsei is generally just a bum because he doesnt use fireshock when it matters
The knight could have a massive weakness to fire and we would NEVER know because this IDIOT refuses to use it
Ralsei follows the prophecy word for word and then complains and cries about the prophecy not changing when he does NOTHING to try and defy it and instead just acts like a bum who only wants to kiss kris and whatever
Ralsei punches himself in the self repeatedly, and then cries about having a black eye, He's just such a loser.
Ralsei thinks that a 60 damage shuriken that could easily just be dodged or healed is worth using fireshock on but not the fucking BRINGER OF THE APOCALPYSE?
Strangely, ralsei becomes 200% more likeable when he has the hat on
Ralsei also in recent chapters is just rude as shit for no reason? He hates on flowery because unlike him, flowery actually tells susie stuff and doesnt gatekeep extremely important information like a chad while the loser ralsei cries "Nooo you cant do that because of the pwophecyyy!!!". FUCK ralsei, i LOVE flowery, ralsei is a bum.
Ralsei KNOWS his power and he knows that if he wanted to he COULD burn everything down in an instant and he could instantly stop the roaring and yet he DOESNT because he'd rather act all cutesy around kris and susie instead
He does say that if he stops following the rules everything falls apart, yet he refuses to acknowledge the fact that if everything does infact fall apart, WE. the soul. can revert it by just pressing the Load button to revert time. if ralsei actually worked with US. everything would be solved, The roaring could be prevented, The knight would be defeated, Lancer and aqua get to meet, Yay! But he DOESNT DO THAT BECAUSE HES A BUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! I cannot WAIT for chapter 6 and ralseis bitchass gets replaced by noelle; An actually USEFUL healer.
Noelle is better than ralsei in EVERY way. Higher HP. Higher ATK. Better spells, Higher MAG, literally EVERYTHING about noelle is better than ralsei
-----[Part 3: Rant about how people only like ralsei because he's cute]----------
And i feel like EVERYONE just ignores all of these flaws and just babies ralsei because hes just a cute little goat boy who could do no wrong meanwhile he's a giant prick to orange constantly making fun of her and telling the flowers and even tenna and most darkners that they DONT EVEN EXIST and serve no purpose other than to make lightners happy? He doesnt even believe darkners INCLUDING HIMSELF deserves to be happy, He pretends to be so selfless when honestly, in reality he's more selfish than you can imagine, He wanted to go first in chapter 4 to prevent the others from finding out the prophecy because hes selfish and wants to gatekeep the information all to himself because he's just a bum. and he also tries to go with kris every chance he gets like in cyber city where he was willing to leave susie alone on her own just to be with kris
People genuinely just ignore everything bad about ralsei and just baby him because he's just a helpless cute little goat boy
My goat BERDLY would NEVER do any of the shit ralsei does, Because unlike ralsei berdly isnt a fraud who lets his friends suffer purposely without using a powerful spell to stop their suffering
i already know im gonna get downvoted for saying this but ralsei is a BUM and i hate his ass so much