r/ComedyHell 22h ago

Not really fortunately

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u/TheWarOstrich 21h ago

So one of your girl friends is a fan of a skinny rat boy who got the pizza hut shut down singlehandedly? Was he running drugs out of it or like built a shrine to the great horned rat so the inquisition had to come shut the place down?

u/Intelligent-Ad4430 21h ago

He was jerking off in the freezer and bragged to his friends about it, he kept calling it like meat time or some shit like that. It got on the food and he was serving those pizzas to people on purpose. He would also throw patties there a lot but like everyone was doing that in fast food places where I live

u/SL1MECORE 19h ago

This lore drop is too heavy for me

u/thisisinfactpersonal 19h ago

The scream I scrumpt!