This one might not taste all that good…

Wright Applewood is the ONLY brand I will buy if I can help it. Saved all the rendered fat too of course.

A strip of bacon and an egg walk into a bar.

Bacon: Bloody Mary

Egg: Old Fashioned

Bartender: Sorry folks, breakfast ended at 10:30.

Bacon: Perfect; we’re here for lunch.

Sideways? Down?

Edit: To be clear. the sideways down thing is from a song. Over, Under, Sideways, Down. By The Yardbirds. I’m just curious if you think they’re overdone or underdone