r/wizardposting • u/scoobydobydobydo • 1d ago

Bear study

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u/KaiFireborn21 1d ago

Ursa minor and Ursa major

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u/AttentionNo6359 1d ago

I tried the spell you linked but I accidentally just conjured a bunch of hairy gay men. Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with this but I just wanted to let you know you have something wrong in your glyphs.

Edit: unrelated question. Do you have a spell that conjures jockstraps?

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u/TheRandomPage 16h ago

Checks notes

Ah yes here it is:

Subtligacula in viros hirsutos arcesso

NOTE: Will summon them onto the hairy men.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1d ago

Sounds unbearable.

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u/SaraTormenta 17h ago

Idk I quite like pictures of tubers

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 1d ago

Help

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u/CultureMenace 1d ago

Medium at best

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u/Bathroom-Converser 18h ago

I like to keep this enchanted card on hand when I wish to force my enemies to study bears. Usually with an unfortunate outcome for my enemies. Alas.

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u/SaraTormenta 17h ago

WHO TF CAST ANIMATE CONSTELLATION AGAIN

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u/budding-enthusiast 16h ago

The middle ursine is still eating their porridge. While the newly divorced Dad and son are going to get McDonald’s so the dad can explain mom isn’t coming with them and ran away with the porridge maker.