r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/AngelM0014 • 2d ago

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Straight to jail /s

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u/MrQuojo 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/isuB5dvkyJptu
Him losing the jacket empowered him

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets 2d ago

Nah those cuffs would be MINE I can get a key no problem

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u/GlippGloppe 2d ago

Anyone can. It’s not illegal to own

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u/JesusFCleatus 2d ago

"OH monsieur he gone" lmfao, that's an amazing line😂

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u/theatrenearyou 2d ago

Where that?

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u/vaiplantarbatata 2d ago

Looks like Montreal a whiiile back

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u/chibiRuka 2d ago

Also need stamina training.

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u/Fine_Feedback_4463 2d ago

When he remembers he has personal agency

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0K42RIaNOZcK7CNy

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u/AttemptTypical8088 2d ago

Judo

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u/mrsir1987 1d ago

Ah yes I see you know your judo quite well.

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u/Thin_Object365 1d ago

unhand my penis

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u/pinkandgrey312 1d ago

Her initial mistake was not putting her foot around his leg and tripping him up. Get him on the ground so he can’t go anywhere. They both definitely need more training.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

Runs into a park so they get in the car...

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKFXQkxLRiEhy

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u/Forty1thirty 2d ago

That jacket a rare item? Those cops really wanted it.

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u/broke_cowboy 2d ago

Might have identifying info

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u/Additional-Guitar455 1d ago

Yea, that's not how to give a BJJ.

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u/Transplantdude 1d ago

Now they'll have to shoot him.

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u/BoredOutOfMaSkull 1d ago

I would scream "RUN SHAGGY RUN!!". 🤣

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 1d ago

Why in the world would you have 2 females ride together. The majority of your stops are going to be men, and a woman cannot even search a man.

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u/Pwnedzored 1d ago

This is what happens when you only play flag football.

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 1d ago

Gotta love the Montreal Constabulary.... /s I'm not sure even where station 31 is. Montreal Nord?

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u/Lastito 1d ago edited 1d ago

The criminal should understand that female cops are just as good as male cops and should have not resisted as much.

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u/Randy7392749 2d ago

Re and tard went to police academy

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u/Azure_The_Great 2d ago

Does he not know he is meant to be as weak as both the women is he stupid

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mzf3JGywgNtpds2J54

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 2d ago

So the female government employees should have executed him on the streets?

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u/ApprehensiveSlip5893 2d ago

No, those women should not be hired to be in that position if they are clearly not capable of doing their job.

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u/Sign_Outside 2d ago

Female cops are embarrassing

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 2d ago

all cops are embarrassing

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u/Born-Light-62 2d ago

Next time use the cattle prod.