r/whywouldyoutouchthat • u/alexxxxmonster • 4d ago

Found in a box of bathroom cleaning materials in my bathroom?

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u/Gaslineninja 4d ago

That’s to jiggle your nethers

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u/flyingtoasterz86 4d ago

Bro, I was drinking a beer. WAS ☠️☠️😂

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u/ImmortalLombax 4d ago

Fuck you take the award I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Teabagger_Vance2 4d ago

More like cackaring 😃🫦😒
I’ll see myself out 😂

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u/FrenziedTacos 4d ago

🐔💍

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u/beachcook87 3d ago

Under rated an by far favorite explanation kudos and may you be ever fruitfull on future endeavors

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u/Claw42 4d ago

There is no better way to say this

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u/Fifty-Lucky 3d ago

They're great too, I have this one I think and do rate it well

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u/ClownfishSoup 4d ago

Wash your hands. What do you think goes into that loop you're holding?

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u/DiscoCombobulator 4d ago

Snacks for later?

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u/ClownfishSoup 4d ago

In a manner of speaking, yes ...

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u/Teguoracle 4d ago

Shaker for Boba tea?

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u/Hour_Ad7343 4d ago

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u/traumacase284 4d ago

Circle of thrust

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u/coppergoldhair 4d ago

It's a cockring with a vibrator?

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u/FormulaOfHumanity 4d ago

It is a cockbrator that attaches to the piston

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u/Killer1986Chris 4d ago

Some skin covering some muscle tissue.

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u/HeadChefOf 4d ago

The cylinder

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u/ClownfishSoup 4d ago

Undamaged of course!

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u/mrs_adhd 4d ago

It remains unharmed

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u/Limp_Narwhal 4d ago

Wait…you think there’s muscles in your dick?

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u/coppergoldhair 4d ago

No muscles

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u/Opening_Track5674 4d ago

He’s been working out !

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u/Radiant_Goal8709 4d ago

Ten narząd nie ma mieśni

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u/DarrellBot81 4d ago

Obviously a vibrating hair tie…..obviously

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u/theycallmemrmoo 4d ago

For scalp massages

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u/saltgras 4d ago

Hair conditioner extractor

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u/InternalWorth2133 4d ago

I’m no pirate but that thing shivers me timber

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u/Federal-Boat3732 4d ago

Um, I'm fairly sure that's someone's vibrator. As in, r/whywouldyoutouchthat

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u/PercentageRadiant623 3d ago

Nope, it’s a ring to put around a male meme with a tickler for her. It’s for couples

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u/badpenguin455 4d ago

my fister in christ why do people touch things.

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u/HomeoStatix 4d ago

Legit click bait. Noone doesn't know what this is

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u/sidnynasty 4d ago

You would be very surprised at how many people wouldn't recognize what it is

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u/HomeoStatix 4d ago

Really? That is actually really really surprising to me. Maybe I'm just a perv and presumed these were like having a a fork. Everyone has a favorite one but can't quite explain why

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u/GokuSSj5KD 4d ago

I'll take the fall, I have no idea what it is. Had no idea what this is.

I assumed it was sexual due to the sub we're in and being in a bathroom and all that but I didn't *know*. I assume this shit stretches? Cuz that's.... sad otherwise.

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 4d ago

The loop is for the dick, the pad is for the clit. Orientate it according to position. The bullet part vibrates.

If you like deep penetration, clit stimulation and grinding, this is your friend... although they can move too easily and the whole thing just turns into fucking with some weird jewellery on 😂

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u/GokuSSj5KD 3d ago

"Hold on babe I need to fix the vibrator it's shaking my nuts".

I assumed it was for personal stimulation and not for a couples, and I guess that goes to show my lack of imagination :P

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 3d ago

What's the old saying?

Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough 😂

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u/sidnynasty 4d ago

There are A LOT of very sheltered people out there lol

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u/Naked-Jedi 4d ago

I'm certainly not sheltered, and it even took me a minute to realise what I was looking at.

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u/pauladex 4d ago

Its a cock ring

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u/Stuffinthins 4d ago

Man, we just put rings on our fingers at my wedding. Some couples seem so cool

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u/Different_Stable_351 4d ago

I didn't know what it was until now. 😭

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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 4d ago

It’s not obvious if you’ve not seen one before

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u/Mightyfalcore 3d ago

Even if it is, some of the comments and memes are so worth it! It’s the first time I saw the “Masterbeetis” meme, and I’m dying! I can’t wait to use it with my friends. I am literally laughing to the point of crying thinking about it. So the person who posted this is the hero I need not the one I asked for.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 4d ago

Rock C(k)ing?

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u/robotnazikiller 4d ago

Its a cockring. I imagine you have more questions than answers now.

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u/Fun_Reply5366 4d ago

That right there is a vibrating cock ring, and this is why we don't touch things when we don't know what they are.

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u/HouseDaddyE 4d ago

Shaft shimmy

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u/CheapAssociate6914 4d ago

A vibrating cock ring.

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u/Brunticus 4d ago

Rip.

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u/Nere4Hudes 4d ago

Your man is kinky. I like it.

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u/gilt3t 4d ago

an angel has lost it's wings

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ty9Sg8oHghPWg

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u/Dom4GayTwink 4d ago

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OMG!!

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u/Wintonwoodlands 4d ago

It’s a roster ring 💍

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u/Gighee88 4d ago

That’s to jiggle a penis.

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u/Strict_Way_9467 4d ago

And here we have yet another one, touching something. They've no idea what it is, with their bare hands…

I hope the comments here are enlightening to your vanilla mind.

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u/iamthatgirl1977 4d ago

Vibrating cock ring

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u/pwdux 4d ago

Go wash your hands… and soul….

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u/Super_Leading21 4d ago

Go ask your dad

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u/luziferdo 4d ago

Put it back where you found it 🙂

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u/fireantsarms2 3d ago

This has to be bot content at this stage

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u/AnotherNutInTheHole 3d ago

Been answered before, this is stolen Content.

Its a Ring for Ur Pepe with a weight for extra fun during certain activities

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u/TheLugh 3d ago

Vibrating cock ring

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u/BetterFaceThanBody 4d ago

I knew what this was right away, ik what that says about me but yeah that’s a (o(k ring with a lil buzz on da huzz

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u/Plus_Bit_6587 4d ago

You can say cock here, it's reddit lol Unless the rules have changed

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u/TheGoatManJones 4d ago

It vibrates dicks

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 4d ago

Jiggly cock ring

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u/BlockedAndMovedOn 4d ago

Woah. I thought it was a lighter and a bracelet held together. lol

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u/realjeremy0081 4d ago

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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u/Meauxjezzy 4d ago

Now go wash your hands

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u/brbqqueen 4d ago

🐓💍

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u/Sad-Eggplant-2486 4d ago

man that just gave me a great idea for a prank

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u/greenandyellow36 4d ago

It’s a ring… a cock ring 😂 and it vibrates

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u/GingerRickRoss 4d ago

It’s just like the one my grandfather gave me.

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u/Ill_Plate1891 4d ago

You should wash your hands. 😂

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u/strafesurfer69 4d ago

This made me have to wash out my eyes with soap.

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u/strafesurfer69 4d ago

I thought it was a cute little dillenger or something phew phew!

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u/Boring_Week_9884 4d ago

Do you mind if I come over and try it on?

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u/Southpolarman 4d ago

This is what people refer to when talk about jiggly bits.

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u/waywardson20 4d ago

Don't forget to wash your hands

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u/Radiant-Science8982 4d ago

That’s a COCK ring!

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u/RyanAtreides 4d ago

These things legit give you superpowers.

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u/DogMedic101stABN 4d ago

Shitty cock ring. The tab in the front stimulates the taint. the bullet in the center is a vibrator.

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u/Ancient_bat_9354 4d ago

ya know… me and my man went to the back of spencer’s and bought 2 just like that… it’s definitely girlfriend approved, and i can attest, it does indeed jiggle his nethers.

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u/99Pstroker 4d ago

His name “Buzz?”

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u/pilsnerd11 4d ago

Rock king

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u/Dear-Statistician414 4d ago

Now go wash your hands

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u/Dapper-Excitement-37 4d ago

Well it can clean pipes...

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u/St_Muerte 4d ago

I hope you washed your hands lol That's a rooster ring 🐓

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u/rcre2018 4d ago

It's a key chain duh... you put your keys on it and it vibrates if you lose them.

You can also attach them to your dick to never lose your keys... Best invention ever.

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u/Muted_Candidate_2403 4d ago

Purple headed yogurt slinger housing unit

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u/choy65 4d ago

Vibrating cock ring.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Phallick high frequency massage hoop

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u/Positive-Emergency40 4d ago

Just soak in hot water for both vibrator and ring, wash them both, and you're good to go for using them again!

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 4d ago

Not the easiest fap but I got there

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u/Rabbit0612 4d ago

Cockring with vibrator

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u/VisualLow1073 4d ago

It's a wedding ring.

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u/Heavy_Sky_6932 4d ago

Can't touch this. Dum du du Dum...

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u/Somebodydidsomething 4d ago

What!!! You should have been gloved up .... or at least lubed up

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u/pastyoureyesed 4d ago

It’s an add-on for the toilet brush. Gets it deeper into cracks and grooves..

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u/gadget_av 4d ago

Throw that away and wash those hands

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u/BarnacleFamiliar8942 4d ago

Pipe cleaning jig. Hook it to the undercarriage and it helps knock loose all sorts of problems.

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u/totally_not_shane 4d ago

You're gonna want to wash that hand thoroughly... probably twice...by the time you read through his thread

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u/OriginalNorth1565 4d ago

That’s a cock ring

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u/ike4922 4d ago

Oooh thats a Fun game..

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 4d ago

It’s a question-maker.

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u/JullietGolf 3d ago

😇😇😇🤫

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u/Deep-Difference-2683 3d ago

Wash your hands

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u/Outrageous_Cow_9988 3d ago

Did you smell it?

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u/Advanced-Today988 3d ago

It’s a sextant.

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u/djevilmike 3d ago

lmao... cock ring with a vibratory for her

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u/Priestessofthemoon87 3d ago

Put the sausage in and it vibrates the sausage for you 

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u/Tush_DKK 3d ago

Its an old nose screw.... If something smells, you can block your nose quickly

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u/RandR_Looking4_TandA 3d ago

If you don’t know what it is, who he using it w/? 🫨🫨🫨🫨

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u/CitizenFreeman 3d ago

Oh lord. Wash yo hands my friend