r/whenthe NOT in the epstein files, contrary to popular opinion 11h ago

r/whenthe mfs complaining about everything soy fake wasian lovers vs chad real wasian enjoyers

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! 11h ago

u/AdElectronic6550 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธfem Bianka 11h ago

"Asia" when they just mean china/Japan

it's kinda the reverse but still same thing as calling all of Asia China

u/wydaleny_dwoiczy_lod 11h ago

Don't forget south Korea

u/AdElectronic6550 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธfem Bianka 11h ago

all the well off countries where most of the people are quite pale

u/Hemorrhoid_Eater yellow like an EPIC tuna 8h ago

or North Korea if it's a tankie

u/Hemorrhoid_Eater yellow like an EPIC tuna 8h ago

"I wish I was asian" mfs when they actually do get reincarnated as a Japanese girl and have to deal with the crushing pressure of the education system, sexual harassment, and the insane work culture rather than live out like a cutesy anime:

u/Mediocre-Tip2954 6h ago

cutesy animes might lowkey just be result of such system where frustrated people make media as an escape from all the problems

u/Jetsam5 7h ago

They just mean Japan and South Korea 90% of the time

u/bageltoastee 10h ago

Reincarnated as a North Sentinel Islander

u/ItzPayDay123 9h ago

Reincarnated as a dude in Bangladesh and not Tokyo highrise sugoi Japanese egirl

u/-mynameisbitch 11h ago

Half Turkish half Pakistani bear๐Ÿคค

u/TestamentTwo I have an adult woman fetish๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› 10h ago

u/After-Trifle-1437 8h ago

u/IdioticPAYDAY holy fuck is that the inevitable consequences of my actions 2h ago

Uh, donโ€™t you mean Mountain Turk? Clearly you have mental delusions, someone must report you to the authorities.

/s Iโ€™m a Turk but lowkey highkey I love everyone, billions must smile

u/TheVoiceOfGlass gentoo user FREAK 11h ago

Truth

u/loadedslayer 7h ago

basically just made an afghan/iranian from scratch

u/totallynotacreep_ 9h ago

The internalized homophobia from being raised Muslim adds a lot of spiciness

u/Gnomonic-sundialer 6h ago

The amount of body hair genes will make the bear part quite literal

u/rakuntulul 5h ago

ikr. would.

u/_accforreddit :Axolotl: 4h ago

Real

u/MysteriousB 11h ago

Uhhh what's up with having a Turk Pakistani bear and Chinese American in the same night?

u/Salty_Wall 11h ago

Biblical greed

u/MysteriousB 11h ago

The bible said do not lay with fellow man, not fellow men so I'm good ๐Ÿ™

u/EtienneBismarck 11h ago

Are turks white?

u/Flamvio 11h ago

depends on the current tide

u/jBread280 10h ago

Haha sometimes

u/OrangutanKiwi19 ur mom 10h ago

Tf you mean sometimes?

u/helloworld_123q 9h ago

its like the US, there are all sorts of turks

u/OrangutanKiwi19 ur mom 5h ago

See, what I did was called a reference.

If someone says "haha sometimes", you respond with "tf you mean sometimes", as shown above

u/helloworld_123q 53m ago

i know the meme bru

u/RandomGuyPii 9h ago

Consult 3 historians and an anthropologist

u/ZackTio 9h ago

They're Mediterranean

u/throwaway_1053 6h ago

Theyโ€™re not any really whiter than anybody native to Europe (esp. Southern Europe but even other native Europeans look like that) if they were ย mostly Christian then people would surely percrive them as an extension of Greek people

u/After-Trifle-1437 8h ago

They're spiritually white

u/Narco_Marcion1075 9h ago

If Italians and Greeks are white, then so are they

u/fumeurdecig 7h ago

Now if I'm not mistaken turks have a lot of kazakh genes

u/Narco_Marcion1075 7h ago

Yeah but I mean, looking at the average Turkish person, they mostly look similar to their regional counterparts

u/TARDISMapping Da Devil 7h ago

u/vovaheadhunter trollface -> 3h ago

u/ButtDealer 11h ago

What the fuck is a wasian

u/Salty_Wall 11h ago

Withered asian

u/OG-Name-Do-Not-Steal the fuck are you looking for? 11h ago

five nights in asia, is this where you wanna be

u/Dismal-Panic-2368 10h ago

as a withered asian i can confirm

u/Ok-Scientist-2111 11h ago

White asian

u/NewCupBeEmpty 9h ago

Average Kazakhstani

u/usbeject1789 NOT in the epstein files, contrary to popular opinion 11h ago

someone who has white and asian parents

u/Slow-Distance-6241 11h ago

Oh, I thought it means like west asian so the difference is between western Asia and Asians living in western world

u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 11h ago edited 10h ago

Turkey is literally an Asian country (just, with European and African ties).

Edit: Uh oh

u/Polipod 10h ago

It's a transcontinental country, it's both in Asia and in Europe (only for a bit though). I don't get the African connection though, unless you're going back all the way to the Ottoman times

u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 10h ago

Yeah I'm mostly referring to the Ottoman empire and it's influence/relations with Africa. Modern day Turkey doesn't really have that but that wasn't the case for like, 90% of it's history.

u/pepsicola07 They call me Bubba the Stallion 11h ago

Make the turkish pakistani bear and the chinese american twink get together please

u/no1rakkolover 9h ago

you could probably find that in san francisco

u/Frosty_Tie_3965 11h ago

Son

u/Dismal-Panic-2368 10h ago

Son(gewoon choo)

u/Ok-Scientist-2111 11h ago

Those are both Asian countries

u/Matix777 I will steal your reaction memes 11h ago

I suppose Turkey is west asian so the W part still applies

u/Excellent_Mud6222 11h ago

75% Asian and 25% white

u/PortraitOfAMadwoman 9h ago

Turkey is famously a predominantly Muslim european country

u/TARDISMapping Da Devil 7h ago

Turkey is famously not European. It has a small amount of territory in Europe, but that doesn't make it European any more than Hawaii makes the US a Pacific Island nation. French Guiana is in South America and comprises much more of French territory than Turkey's European holdings, you'd be hard pressed to find someone saying that France is a South American nation.

u/throwaway98919143 5h ago

while i agree calling turkey a european nation is incorrect, i disagree with the comparison to french guiana, because nearly 1/4th of the turkish population lives in the european part, and istanbul was one of the most important cities for european history and culture. it also has a much more direct connection to "metropolitan" turkey than guiana does to metropolitan france. i think the much more convincing question is how the nation is involved culturally and diplomatically with other parts of the world. but the debate about whether or not turks are europeans is completely irrelevant to the post, where the problem is whether theyre "white," which like, no they are not, quite obviously

u/PortraitOfAMadwoman 7h ago

French Guiana is a possession of France, not France. Try again.

u/throwaway98919143 5h ago

no, legally it is 100% french and has the same rights, laws, and duties as every other french administrative region, and is also part of the european union.

u/TARDISMapping Da Devil 7h ago

Integrated into the Republic formally in 1946, it quite literally is France.

u/PortraitOfAMadwoman 6h ago

It is ultimately irrelevant. To talk about anything but contiguous land contributes nothing

u/TARDISMapping Da Devil 6h ago edited 6h ago

Well, you shouldn't be talking about Turkey either, then. It's separated by the Bosphorus. And I suppose Northern Ireland must not be a part of the UK, then. And Alaska doeen't count in America, does it? New Zealand's made up of two disconnected islands, which is the only one that counts? Suppose Indonesia must seem really small to you.

u/PortraitOfAMadwoman 6h ago

I'm gonna keep it a stack, I just shouldn't try to debate geography while drinking.

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u/OiledUpThug Merges-without-Looking 10h ago

wasian is specifically white + asian

u/Ringosis 10h ago

Gotta love people who go so hard with the condescension when they're completely wrong. Turkiye is politically not part of the EU, and geographically 97% of it is part of Asia.

u/loptthetreacherous 10h ago

Okay, but that means someone can have a White dad from the 3% of Tรผrkiye that is European and a Pakistani mother and that would make them White and Asian.

I don't see what the EU has to do with this. I'm a white European who isn't in an EU country.

u/Ringosis 9h ago

...I'm seriously confused why you think someone would have to be from the European part of Turkiye to be white. Guess what...you could be a White Asian when both your parents are from China.

u/loptthetreacherous 3h ago edited 3h ago

How are you defining white person? I know race is a very vague term, but light skinned Europeans seem pretty definitively inside the broader category of white.

u/Ringosis 1h ago

Lol... I'm defining white people as people who are white? There literally isn't a country on the planet with no white people. So again...why do you think they would have to be from the European part of Turkiye to be white?

Race has fuck all to do with location.

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u/Ringosis 10h ago

Lol racist? I listed two indisputable facts.

Turkiye is almost entirely in Asia and countries do not have to be in Europe to be part of the EU. See Cyprus...100% in the Middle East. Currently an EU member.

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u/Ringosis 10h ago

Lol for fuck sake mate. At no point did it even enter my mind what colour people in Turkiye are until YOU brought it up.

I'm simply stating fact. Turkiye is neither politically or geographically part of Europe. 15% of the population live in the 3% of the landmass that's part of the European continent. Both its people and it's land are predominantly Asian. Joining the EU wouldn't change that.

The only thing that could be construed as racism here is you seemingly thinking me suggesting Turkiye is in Asia is some kind of insult. What do you have against Asia? Why are you denying reality?

u/Ok-Scientist-2111 11h ago

A larger part of the country is in Asia

u/JupiterboyLuffy 9h ago

it's both european and asian

u/Hemlock_Deci This jit cracks birds ๐Ÿซช 11h ago

What if I'm actually into that and want to get my shit slonked crazy style like sloppy swag

u/PDomkanom 11h ago

You gonna point out where that bear is? Don't keep it for yourself

u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company 11h ago

The bear is over there.

u/PDomkanom 11h ago

I had no clue Freddy was part Turkish

u/maas348 5h ago

Lmao

u/Matix777 I will steal your reaction memes 11h ago

Tbf does anyone ever think of Asia when mentioning middle east or Turkey

Fuck it, Half Russian-half Indian bald tracksuit gopnik

u/doublmonk 10h ago

One to be railed by, the other to rail onto

u/Zealousideal_Gift47 10h ago

Turkey mention ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท

u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 11h ago

In what world are Turks white?

u/averagemethenjoyer 11h ago

When they have enough capital to be accepted as so (historically)

u/Excellent_Mud6222 11h ago

Depends how a Turk feels that day.

u/coffeenerd12 8h ago

I mean a lot of them look like Greeks Italians and Balkan people โ€œwhiteโ€ isnโ€™t a real thing but a lot of them certainly have the skin

u/usbeject1789 NOT in the epstein files, contrary to popular opinion 11h ago

i mean white is a social construct and in many cases they fit that description

u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 11h ago

Nah bro they karaboga as fuck

u/Xanadoodledoo 9h ago

It depends on if the person judging them is aware theyโ€™re Turkish. If they have an American accent and itโ€™s not clear that theyโ€™re Muslim (either practicing or ancestrally) then they can pass as Greek and therefore white.

u/Sensitive_Educator60 11h ago

In his Defense I also only recently Found out that Mexicans and Asians donโ€™t count as white.

u/friedhobo 11h ago

What are you some kind of European Communist

u/Iron166 11h ago

Calling Turkish white is a stretch but okay. I mean both Turkish and Pakistanis have some whiteness in them (Greeks and Proto-Indo-Europeans)

u/CastTheFirstStone_ twink chasee 9h ago

Tf is a wasian?

u/Vincent_Gitarrist 8h ago

What's up with all the wasianposting? ๐Ÿคจ

u/isimsizbiri123 8h ago

gng I'm not saying they're right but I would sooner expect pigs to fly than a turk having a child with a pakistani folks here are VERY racist

u/kitsunecannon 11h ago

what are these words?

u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 11h ago

Turkey is in West Asia.

u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company 11h ago

Sure, whatever you say, totally understand these arcane terms.

u/Joelzyboi 3000 pansexuals of pakistan 11h ago

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u/Trinity9423 10h ago

do asians mean like everyone in the continent of asian or like a specific race sense that always confused me

u/carl_070 10h ago

what's a wasian? west asian?

u/Material_Leather_363 9h ago

Central Asian+South Asian ? Oh boy you would have your beard fully grown at 5.

u/Kokoro0000 7h ago
  1. MENA people aren't white lmaooooooo
  2. Pakistani people are not what people mean by asian they mean east asian and southeast asian

u/OscarFeathers 7h ago

I wish I had a Half Turkish half Pakistani bear in my life ๐Ÿ˜”

u/ClockMongrel Life is reason! ๐Ÿš€ 5h ago

Did I stutter?

u/PancakeParty98 11h ago

Lol thatโ€™s not how race works. Itโ€™s a made up vibes-based thing for how we perceive others in a racial caste system, applying this geographic logic is silly

u/OiledUpThug Merges-without-Looking 10h ago

which one is supposed to be white

u/Sir-Toaster- Emperor of the Omniverse 11h ago

Turkish people aren't generally considered "white."

u/sunbro1973 11h ago

My girlfriend is waisan (Korean and idk i think German) and she's adorable (im Latina and Hispanic ((puerto rican)) and Canadian)

u/Fluffy_Whale0 10h ago

Well you know what they mean

u/Fancy_Chips 10h ago

I just like race mixing

u/Ezzypezra 9h ago

chinese american bear here ama

u/HovercraftLoose5399 9h ago

What is a wasian?

u/darling540 8h ago

That wouldn't be wasian though, that's southern Asia

u/StandardAioli9459 7h ago

My takeaway from this is that I didn't know Pakistan was considered Asian, I thought it was like Russia where it's kinda it's own thing

u/No_Explorer6054 7h ago

well, dont threaten me with a good time! (I am about to be put in a wheelchair for two days)

u/Faszkivan_13 3h ago

Maybe the white part was the friends we made along the way

u/shabib4 11h ago

can you show an example

u/jonatanenderman 10h ago

Are you saying the turkish or the pakistani are white?

u/VinChaJon 5h ago

Asian is a race specifically referring to people from north-east Asia and Turkish and Pakistani people are neither Asian nor white. Why do you people not understand this.