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[u/Vortex_theproto]

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[u/BlueJorjiCostava]

Kid named durian

[u/____alicious → u/BlueJorjiCostava]

Dorian actually an underutilized name

[u/Hammod1 → u/____alicious]

Yeah, it‘s a really cool name as a concept

[u/observer-of-chaos → u/Hammod1]

You immediately get an anti-aging buff involving a painting

[u/DinosaurReborn → u/____alicious]

I don't know, I feel like that's more of a gray area

[u/KarMa_Haven → u/BlueJorjiCostava]

I think this could be it

[u/Swordslover → u/BlueJorjiCostava]

Kid named

https://giphy.com/gifs/muNcDSuINVr1e

[u/mahmut-er → u/Swordslover]

Uhh I think it doesnt load I dont think it is visible

[u/Obey_MrLegends → u/BlueJorjiCostava]

Durian Durian and the hit album Days of Fruiture Past

[u/Nedaj_Nitro]

hey apple

[u/indecisive_skull → u/Nedaj_Nitro]

[u/monkeydude777 → u/indecisive_skull]

even in the fog of war a tank is visible

[u/KillLaKaiju → u/monkeydude777]

The fog is gone, the tank is already here.

[u/Astigmatisme → u/KillLaKaiju]

Peter, the tank is here

[u/Comprehensive_Fail52 → u/Astigmatisme]

[u/Court_Jester13 → u/monkeydude777]

He said, while looking at the high-beam lights piercing the fog in the shape of a tank

[u/A_Dog_With_a_Gun → u/indecisive_skull]

[u/moe_master → u/indecisive_skull]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you, You know this face, even in its absence

[u/FrontLiftedFordF-150 → u/moe_master]

I believe the og quote is "you know this face, even in its absence" :3

[u/moe_master → u/FrontLiftedFordF-150]

Thanks, didn't remember the last part clearly

[u/jjjaaazzzzzzzyyy → u/FrontLiftedFordF-150]

this reply confused the hell out of me before I realized op edited their comment to be correct

[u/TheWholeFurryFandom → u/indecisive_skull]

[u/indecisive_skull → u/TheWholeFurryFandom]

[u/dad-without-milk → u/TheWholeFurryFandom]

[u/AkumaLilly → u/indecisive_skull]

I swear cops, they were talking to me.

[u/Lopsided_Ice_2032 → u/indecisive_skull]

"why do you keep remembering?"

[u/smallerpuppyboi → u/indecisive_skull]

Doc, I'm not crazy! That fruit, it was talking to me! You gotta believe me, Doc!

[u/mutnemom_hurb → u/Nedaj_Nitro]

[u/InevitableCold9872 → u/mutnemom_hurb]

prop hunt type shi

[u/Fufixfy → u/InevitableCold9872]

"That aint me"

[u/NonspecificObserver → u/Nedaj_Nitro]

getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadGETOUTOFMYHEAD

[u/Infinite_Dish_1949 → u/Nedaj_Nitro]

WHAT!?

[u/Aux_Ampwave → u/Infinite_Dish_1949]

Amazing grace, how sweet the sound

[u/Meme-San_ → u/Nedaj_Nitro]

Do NOT say “knife” to op

[u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

[u/Important-Shine5181 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Zombified Camel

[u/AppropriateTheme5 → u/Important-Shine5181]

Kid named camel husk

[u/JungleJuiceJuno → u/AppropriateTheme5]

kid named falling block

[u/M4rt1m_40675 → u/JungleJuiceJuno]

kid named cow

[u/mixerusbiedronkus → u/M4rt1m_40675]

Kid named glow squid

[u/Rough-Sense-70 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Creeper

[u/darkwhale109 → u/Rough-Sense-70]

aw man

[u/MBgaming_ → u/darkwhale109]

So we back in the mines

[u/SkyLovesCars → u/MBgaming_]

Got a pickaxe swining from side to side

[u/slim1shaney → u/SkyLovesCars]

Side side to side

[u/Arnav1029 → u/slim1shaney]

This task, a grueling one

[u/WaltWhiteToGretchen → u/Arnav1029]

Hope to find some diamonds to-

[u/puupiibuht → u/WaltWhiteToGretchen]

Night, night, night— diamonds tonight!

[u/TNT_20202 → u/puupiibuht]

Heads up! You hear a sound, turn around and look up!

[u/Rude_Ice_4520 → u/Rough-Sense-70]

I feel like "Sniffer" is worse. And "Baby Sniffer" is even worse.

[u/Rock_Giver → u/Rude_Ice_4520]

They're actually called Snifflets for this exact reason

[u/BirbInTF2 → u/Rock_Giver]

I dont care, its still a baby sniffer because its funny

[u/W4FF13_G0D → u/Rough-Sense-70]

Adult named Creeper

[u/mardanjoint → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Blaze or something, iirc

[u/_MaeMae___ → u/mardanjoint]

Probably Blaze or Ender

[u/memes_gbc → u/_MaeMae___]

Ender? i hardly know 'er

[u/opalized_so → u/memes_gbc]

Hesitant assassins be like:

[u/TheForbidden6th → u/opalized_so]

r/recontext

[u/Herlyg → u/_MaeMae___]

Vex? Who tf is named ender

[u/NewSuperTrios → u/Herlyg]

John Endersgame

[u/CaffeineChaotic → u/mardanjoint]

Allay could be possible too

[u/Ethan_Toast → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named the freaking creaking

[u/Old-Acanthaceae-3406 → u/Ethan_Toast]

why are you a brand affiliate

[u/Totallynotabruhbot → u/Old-Acanthaceae-3406]

Funny you say that...

[u/Lopsided_Ice_2032 → u/Ethan_Toast]

crankin'

[u/moe_master → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Zombified Piglin jockey:

[u/CrimsonFatalis8 → u/moe_master]

Real OG’s know it’s called Zombie Pigman

[u/AzzyDoesStuff → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

kid named hoglin

[u/OrangeHairedTwink → u/AzzyDoesStuff]

Hoglin walks in

[u/NerdyBoi_0 → u/OrangeHairedTwink]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQp1dwYK4OR8MqeMj7

[u/HapHazardly6 → u/OrangeHairedTwink]

https://giphy.com/gifs/n3Zm1dPR8ZoIqgUAsF

[u/MemeMaker_engineer → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named The Wither

[u/Green-Preparation331 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named lightly weathered waxed cut copper stairs

[u/moe_master → u/Green-Preparation331]

That's a block vro

/S

[u/BelinhoBR → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Who was gonna name himself Strider

[u/MaxRadishOne → u/BelinhoBR]

[u/United_Grocery_23 → u/BelinhoBR]

Mods, alert the homestuck fandom to their location.

[u/mcslender97 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Ocelot

https://giphy.com/gifs/6IFuf2l0AghvW

[u/MrMattwell → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named downed

[u/LC-Redcube → u/MrMattwell]

Second name's Ben

[u/Outside-Character659 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named CJ(short for Chicken Jockey) 

[u/Dynoboii32 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Villager #9

[u/Ph4antomPB → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Salmon

[u/CaffeineChaotic → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Sniffer

[u/DatOneMinuteman1776 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Skeleton Horse

[u/KaeyaSexer → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named Magma Cube

[u/RockRancher24 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

kid named zoglin

[u/Fourven → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Andy, but it's written "Endy"

[u/6969696969696969969 → u/Allergic2Stereotypes]

Kid named villager

[u/Corrupt_Calls]

kid named Pineapple

[u/indecisive_skull → u/Corrupt_Calls]

https://giphy.com/gifs/11FQncIaxjSGmA

[u/TickTeen → u/indecisive_skull]

Recovering time relics with this one

[u/NecessaryPattern2148]

Kid named pisswank

[u/gg_gaymers → u/NecessaryPattern2148]

Wank🤤

[u/Old-Neighborhood-793 → u/gg_gaymers]

Wank🤤

[u/Pretend-Item-1339 → u/NecessaryPattern2148]

Kid 🤤

Wait hol' up-

[u/Mystic_Wolff → u/Pretend-Item-1339]

Pause

[u/APerson_Stock_Image → u/Mystic_Wolff]

Pause 🤤

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/APerson_Stock_Image]

🤤🤤

[u/L11UP → u/NecessaryPattern2148]

piss 🤤

[u/Valuable-Road-4550 → u/L11UP]

piss 🤤

[u/expensive-trash80085 → u/Valuable-Road-4550]

piss🤤

[u/Turbulent_Drag7166 → u/NecessaryPattern2148]

named🤤

[u/DiscoCrusader → u/NecessaryPattern2148]

I looked it up to see if it was an obscure fruit

[u/CosCham → u/DiscoCrusader]

So did I. It's not 😕

[u/vintoito → u/CosCham]

So did I. It's not 🤤

[u/VeryConfusedDragon29]

Kid named tomato

[u/ilovetoeatplates2 → u/VeryConfusedDragon29]

This comment is really funny to me because I know someone online who is nonbinary and has their internet name as tomato

[u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely]

[u/trout_sex → u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely]

Yamaha

[u/Similar-Sector-5801 → u/trout_sex]

Horse.

[u/RabiTheCheetah → u/Similar-Sector-5801]

> Be me

> Doomscrolling reddit

> Horse walks in

[u/Imaginary-Job-7069 → u/trout_sex]

Mitsubishi

[u/AmaterasuWolf21 → u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely]

Melon...

https://giphy.com/gifs/dYTfJZ2dCQBhK

[u/Leggy_Brat → u/AmaterasuWolf21]

Consider the following:

Melons (plural)

[u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely → u/Leggy_Brat]

[u/ieatbreadlol → u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely]

Yahhee Mouse

[u/Yesnt-yesnt → u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely]

Yahoo miau

[u/slim1shaney → u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely]

Melon Husk

[u/KertenKelarr]

Spinach

[u/SpookyWeebou → u/KertenKelarr]

[u/ENGLAAAAAND → u/KertenKelarr]

So close!!! That’s a colour 💕

[u/GilesBiles → u/ENGLAAAAAND]

If my spinach is that color I’m not eating it

[u/The_Great_Shatinator → u/ENGLAAAAAND]

Just like Lemon!

[u/CibblesCD → u/KertenKelarr]

I listen to youngspinachcumshot

[u/Miki-Corkrei → u/KertenKelarr]

Some mf said spinach

[u/boilingvatofpiss]

Kid named passionfruit

[u/Unhappy_Effective258]

Kid named tangerine

[u/Jazzlike_Fly9048 → u/Unhappy_Effective258]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5ySKoLmVrCjCHNlSTM

[u/cutiecanary → u/Jazzlike_Fly9048]

nah, they're a diesel

[u/JeffLebowsky → u/Unhappy_Effective258]

Sounds beautiful

I would love to meet someone named Tangerina 🍊

[u/No-Bag3134]

Kid named lychee

[u/Hammod1 → u/No-Bag3134]

Thats actually pretty tho

[u/RazzyRaziel → u/Hammod1]

Yea wouldn't hate that one.

[u/Fluffy-Froyo4549]

are you sure about this Kumquat

[u/ana_log_ue → u/Fluffy-Froyo4549]

Quat you say to me

[u/IdesofMarch1503]

kid named grapefruit:

[u/Renxuth]

orange you glad you didnt pick bananana

[u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 → u/Renxuth]

Orange you a good fellow?

[u/CouldBeNotMadness]

Kid named

[u/6969696969696969969 → u/CouldBeNotMadness]

Kid named pvzstarfruit.jpeg

[u/Linden_fall → u/6969696969696969969]

that’s beautiful

[u/Manageable_Workload0]

Kid named soursop

[u/TotalyNotTony]

Kid named Crabapple

[u/AndyTheSouless]

Kid named Guayaba

[u/DLC_PR016]

hey apple

[u/Firm-Strawberry5107 → u/DLC_PR016]

[u/zachy410]

Kid named Finger

[u/I-am-THEdragon → u/zachy410]

There's actually a native Australian fruit called the finger lime.

[u/RockRancher24]

proud of you pineapple

[u/Gussie-Ascendent]

Pearto?

[u/TrashMantine]

Kojima writing

[u/Vortex_theproto]

Ended up naming myself Nomel (which is lemon backwards)

[u/degenerateel → u/Vortex_theproto]

Mildred level name

[u/TotaI_Crackhead → u/degenerateel]

At least Mildred is a decently common and understandable name (No offense OP)

[u/SmiththeSmoke → u/degenerateel]

Wtf is a derdlim?

[u/Cheasymeteor → u/Vortex_theproto]

People will think you're just saying you're normal, please pick something else. I ain't even being mean spirited, that's just a bad name.

[u/Cheasymeteor → u/Cheasymeteor]

WHY DID I MITOSIS????

[u/Gussie-Ascendent → u/Cheasymeteor]

Reddit sucks and occasionally sends stuff extra instead of just letting you post it once

[u/Agreeable_Art_1014 → u/Cheasymeteor]

The one time it happened to me I think it’s because the internet was bad and I pressed the send button multiple times

[u/Petardo_Dilos → u/Vortex_theproto]

How often do you expect to hear lemonade jokes?

[u/Pierro_Official → u/Petardo_Dilos]

Nomelade

[u/SilverFlight01 → u/Petardo_Dilos]

Don't you mean Nomelade?

[u/ENGLAAAAAND → u/Petardo_Dilos]

Tbf I don’t think I’d’ve noticed that it’s “lemon” backwards without being told.

[u/no-diffed → u/Vortex_theproto]

[u/Ludic-Lucid → u/Vortex_theproto]

up there with the worst nonbinary names I've heard

[u/SorbyGay → u/Vortex_theproto]

im sorry i did not hear "nomel"

[u/NotTheFirstVexizz → u/SorbyGay]

Correct, you read “Nomel”

[u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 → u/Vortex_theproto]

Dawg what

[u/Reasonable_Car_2126 → u/Vortex_theproto]

i support you and all but there was NOTHING better?

[u/DatThingInYoCloset → u/Vortex_theproto]

Isn't that the pokemon

[u/Total_Reach_8521 → u/DatThingInYoCloset]

this is oop apparently (it's actually called numel but close enough)

[u/Rpf110505 → u/DatThingInYoCloset]

There is a berry called nomel berry in pokemon, for pokemon itself is like the other person said numel

[u/secondarywilson → u/Vortex_theproto]

that is an awful name im sorry

[u/DrStudi → u/Vortex_theproto]

You should chill with a transfem called Melanie so you have Nomel and Mel

[u/ENGLAAAAAND → u/DrStudi]

But how can there be Mel and No mel?

[u/DrStudi → u/ENGLAAAAAND]

Infinite Mel, but No Mel

[u/JVtheBidoof → u/Vortex_theproto]

You could've used the friggin random name generator and gotten a better one that friggin NOMEL

[u/zandaztu → u/Vortex_theproto]

Atleast it wasn't a fig you named yourself afterwards, because no one would agree how itd said.

[u/Waflfdev → u/Vortex_theproto]

come on bro that’s seriously the best you could come up with

[u/Successful_Virus3748 → u/Vortex_theproto]

are we deadass

[u/GirlCatintheBox → u/Vortex_theproto]

Please reconsider!!!!

[u/Jedimobslayer → u/Vortex_theproto]

That is a berry from pokemon

[u/Cheasymeteor → u/Vortex_theproto]

People will think you're just saying you're normal, please pick something else. I ain't even being mean spirited, that's just a bad name.

[u/nerfClawcranes → u/Vortex_theproto]

do NOT name yourself that shit man

[u/TDog_TerrariaPro123 → u/Vortex_theproto]

Bro you r not Fr rn 😭 ‘Nomel’???

[u/BlueberryAngel52 → u/Vortex_theproto]

You could always go for Noelle and/or Noel I think a lot of people would hear your current name as one of those

[u/dumpylump69 → u/Vortex_theproto]

As a fellow enby

I’m going to be blunt with you

That sucks

Even just Lemon would be better

[u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 → u/Vortex_theproto]

dawg NOMEL?? where did Mel go??? are they okay??????

[u/Vortex_theproto → u/Vortex_theproto]

I just go by Mel btw

[u/KekoviiMonsty → u/Vortex_theproto]

name's No Mel

look inside

goes by Mel

[u/Sylveon72_06 → u/Vortex_theproto]

i dont mean to be mean or anything, its ur name and names are very personal, but if it were me id just go by mel and drop the “no” part altogether

[u/Tjkiddodo → u/Vortex_theproto]

Just use melon then lmao. It would be really funny to hear someone go "hey I love your name, is it short for anything" and say Melon

[u/Different_Pin1531]

Which fruit? Just out of curiosity

[u/Plastic-Trifle3533 → u/Different_Pin1531]

nomel its lemon backwards

[u/GNightP]

Kids named Dragon Fruit, Pear and Orange(Orange)

https://giphy.com/gifs/YVe7IfmGZVmEM

[u/Beatsland4444]

kid named pear

[u/Incomplet_1-34]

Buddy's a Frieza Force soldier

[u/Crazy_Chopsticks]

Kid named Plasma Pea