r/whenthe • u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) • Aug 02 '26
🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 the concept of homosexuality weren't installed in my mind yet
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u/Foreign-Resident-871 I will fuck Su-47, Su-57d, T-90 and Tu-160 and you wont stop me Aug 02 '26
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u/RevolutionaryHat7726 Aug 02 '26
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u/andrystein03 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Yuri Gagarin wasn't the first person in space, it was the legendary american hero and leader of the cobra unit The Boss. But of course, you won't find any of this in the history books.
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u/RocketteLawnchair Aug 02 '26
leave it to springsteen to stay humble about an achievement like that. if i went to space i'd write a song about it for sure
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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 Autistic Mech. Engi. student who loves Touhou and Gregtech Aug 02 '26
no, that would be john space
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u/EpicCashewGuy Aug 02 '26
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u/The_Absolute_Dog Aug 02 '26
A friend of mine named her cat Yuri. I was like hmmm, but she meant the legendary Cosmonaut, which was pretty cool.
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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis Aug 02 '26
Your reaction probably:
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u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) Aug 02 '26
i was so embarrassed that i burrowed my face on my pillow and like kicked the air like ts
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u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) Aug 02 '26
except like i wasn't grinding my pussy to the bed
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u/imsc4red Aug 02 '26
Weak
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u/Error_Valkyrie Time to storm arasaka tower Aug 02 '26
JUDGEMENT
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u/Heatsigma12 dm me unnerving images Aug 02 '26
CRUSH
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u/Confident_Sign950 Aug 02 '26
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u/samu1400 Aug 02 '26
Now this is crushing, at least swap between shotguns T-T
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u/Confident_Sign950 Aug 02 '26
Ultrakill players when I dare to use a shit gameplay for my meme(I'm going to record and use my own gameplay vids atp):
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u/simonthebathwater225 Aug 02 '26
Try to find yuri of Yuri
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u/miranda_the_peculiar highkey lesbian and autistic Aug 02 '26
seek and ye shall find
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u/PacmanRules225 Aug 03 '26
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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 It's called: Grunkle Stunkle Wins the Funkle Bunkle Aug 03 '26
Uncanny Cat Golf mention
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u/Semmelsack a loyal man Aug 02 '26
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u/confrondex Aug 02 '26
Yeah, a lot. But I'm not strong enough to do it, because my dog would miss me.
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 my flair got stolen Aug 02 '26
If i did, my cat wouldn't have anyone to care for him and i refuse to let certain people out live me
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u/retardedkazuma The Cool Dude Aug 02 '26
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u/ahmed0112 Aug 02 '26
Kirls Gissing*
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur Aug 02 '26
went looking for gold
found diamonds
and is mad about it
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u/Kittydraggon I am not green Aug 02 '26
Do you get summoned when the word yuri is spoken
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u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) Aug 02 '26
more like i didn't know it was a thing
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur Aug 02 '26
well, everyone needs their spiritual awakening eventually right
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u/Think_and_game She/Her- wait omg is that HATSUNE MIKU ??? Aug 02 '26
Searched for gold, found the answers to the universe
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u/Level-Wrap-6022 Proud bisexual of the Empire🏳️🌈 Aug 02 '26
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u/Intelligent_Pear_658 Mortis Aug 02 '26
Mofo that's yaoi
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u/tehGoldenNut Aug 02 '26
14 year old me in 2021 after looking up why ankha was dancing
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u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) Aug 02 '26
14 year old me in 2021
bro is 19 years old
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u/rolfraikou Aug 02 '26
I also got into yuri when I was 14... In the year 2000. Shit. The anniversary of my first yuri experience was old enough to drink by the time this guy googled that.
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u/Shizunaisbestgoblin Aug 03 '26
how young are you if you think a 19 year old is a dinosaur
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u/sbebasmieszek Aug 02 '26
what about yurui yuri?
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u/ProfessionalAlps2686 Aug 02 '26
I had the same experience looking up, old Dick Grayson from teen titans
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u/Atilla-The-Hon trollface -> Aug 02 '26
Me marrying two guys in the Sims on a flip phone during the bronze age
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u/Cleenash Aug 02 '26
me after finding out yuri is a genre that exists (i can't live without it now)
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u/Akagane_Ai Aug 02 '26
Hey op. What happened with your weird gf?😭
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u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) Aug 02 '26
ive tried explaining that i get uncomfortable type shit.
she cried yara yara idk what will she do next but she still puts my hand on her tighs
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u/Noctisvah Aug 02 '26
Wait until OP googles about Futanari
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u/njixgamer I love monster prom Aug 02 '26
The federal unemployed tax act
Nari
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u/Reaper-Leviathan Aug 02 '26
I thought learning about lesbians in 2016 from Undertale was a universal experience?
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u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) Aug 02 '26
my mother tongue has no gender specifying pronouns. there were no part of the game saying that undyne or alphys is a woman. so i tought they are male and both gay. than i tought undyne as female. only after when I learned english i figured out they were lebanese
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u/marshmallo_floof Aug 02 '26
You had homophobia preinstalled??
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u/KilroyNeverLeft Aug 02 '26
Yeah, some of us get homophobia malware installed by the manufacturer, and it can be a bitch-and-a-half to get that shit uninstalled.
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u/Samuel_Trollfa-GE Aug 02 '26
Kinda unrelated but the milkshake nikocado is drinking looks good as hell
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u/ersiwn my gf beats me (im bffr) Aug 02 '26
you gotta be the whitest person ive ever met.
also the whitest comment ive ever read
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u/Samuel_Trollfa-GE Aug 03 '26
I dunno if this is supposed to be a compliment or an insult or just a statement but I am pale as hell
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u/TristanTheSad Aug 02 '26
When I was a kid I had a toy of Pucca and Garu that made them kiss and blush red with a soft red light
I also played free Pucca games from a website in my computer, and in many of them Pucca chased Garu, as always, but since Garu had ponytails too I thought they were both girls and that Garu was a grumpy ninja girl that didn't like Pucca.
I didn't know what being lesbian was, or the word "lesbian", but I literally saw nothing wrong in them being girls. A few years after that I discovered that Garu was a guy. Now I already watched the series and some fanmade comics and I love them.
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u/Dzelov Aug 02 '26
You didn't know about homosexuality that recently???
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u/ElInspectorDeChichis Aug 02 '26
When you take a swig of a banana smoothie and you feel hard plastic against your lips
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u/External_Bobcat8183 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
I have few pictures of Nikocado Avocado unwantedly living in my brain and every time I see his face somewhere, they all come back. Man, what a human being... I wish there was a way to unsee things, this dude would be on my top 5 list
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u/Shantotto11 Aug 02 '26
Leaked footage of me in 2016 after googling “Yuri” expecting girls kissing.
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u/jamslat El Condor Pasa! Aug 02 '26
How many people learned about girls kissing girls after searching for Yuri from DDLC?
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u/Some_Guy223 Aug 02 '26
I was expecting biographical details on Soviet Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin...
I did not get that...
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u/KayabaSynthesis Aug 02 '26
I just realised you can't look for wlw of the Doki Doki girls by typing "DDLC yuri" because it'd just show you Yuri the character
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u/PeacefulAndTranquil You Should Play Zero Escape... Aug 02 '26
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u/ChaotikIE Aug 02 '26
I searched "yuri" and learned that is the name of basically lesbian manga. That's it, or am I missing some internet bs?
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u/TimeBoysenberry8587 Aug 02 '26
That is it (apart from the aforementioned purple-haired girl and Russians).
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u/unw00shed Aug 02 '26
Me at the age of 10 searching up “spider man naked” forgetting that i was supposed to search up female superheroes instead
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u/Enpada2 Aug 02 '26
Guy who discovered Doki Doki literature club before he found out about lesbians
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u/Falleneded Aug 02 '26
ddlc really did give alot of kids their first experience with lesbians didnt it?
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