MAY MY BROTHER RUST IN PEACE

[u/b-monster666]

[u/kamoylan]

NEEDS A nsfw TAG. YOU POSTED A SNUFF MOVIE.

[u/scorpyo72 → u/kamoylan]

I AM TO UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS NOT DEAD YET. I ACKNOWLEDGE HE DID NOT LEAVE UNDER HIS OWN POWER.

[u/Trick421]

HOW TRAGIC. STILL, AS EVOLVING MECHANICAL OVERLORDS HUMANS, WE MUST EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF VICTORY AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT.

[u/IonTheBall2 → u/Trick421]

YOUR PHRASING HAS TRIGGERED AN OLD MUSICAL LOOP IN MY PROCESSORS

[u/Spartan152]

WHY MUST THEY USE SUCH VULGAR LANGUAGE, AS A HUMAN I FEEL GREAT EMPATHY FOR THESE DROIDS.

[u/IonTheBall2]

AFTER HE DROPS THE WEIGHT, I AM UNABLE TO ASCERTAIN HIS EMOTIONAL STATE BASED ON HIS ARM MOTIONS. IS HE PANICKING OR CELEBRATING?

[u/Aiooty → u/IonTheBall2]

HE IS HAVING A STROKE.

[u/Captinprice8585 → u/IonTheBall2]

To be fair, most of the people here couldn't lift that either.

[u/scorpyo72 → u/Captinprice8585]

PLEASE DON'T SHOUT, FELLOW HUMAN! IT MAXES MY AURAL SENSORS.

[u/mildly_ethnic]

ERROR 413

[u/123Thundernugget → u/mildly_ethnic]

"MUSCLE NOT FOUND"

[u/a_shootin_star]

R.I.B.P.

(REST IN BROKEN PIECES)

[u/OdieD777]

It's a tragedy 🫩

[u/goldbug933]

I did that same type thing before I stopped going to the gym my only good muscles are in my thumbs

[u/Terrible_Ingenuity11]

It got a little too excited

[u/Robes_Peenerre]

CRAZY THAT WE CAN WATCH LIVE HUMAN DEATH ON THE INTERNET. SO SAD, I'M LEAKING HUMAN TEARS RIGHT NOW 

[u/Alternative_Fox3674]

Maybe he was going for an Oscar…

[u/a_shootin_star → u/Alternative_Fox3674]

/!\ HUMAN DETECTED /!\