r/todayilearned 9h ago

TIL that Achilles was not invulnerable during the Iliad, as he is described being wounded by another soldier. The River Styx story isn't mentioned until the 1st century AD, where it was mentioned in the unfinished epic poem the Achilleid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achilles#Birth_and_early_years
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u/The_Truthkeeper 9h ago

Today you learned that most Greek myths are just centuries of fanfiction stacked on top of each other.

u/BrokenEyeReborn 9h ago

Most myths, period.

u/RadarSmith 5h ago

Lancelot was a later addition to the King Arthur mythos and really is just an 'original character do not steal'.

u/Yukie_Cool 3h ago

He’s also an injection of French ideals into what was a wholly british tradition. IIRC, his whole deal with snogging Guinevere behind Arthur’s back was a concept about “unrequited/secret” love that was practiced in the french court but completely foreign to anyone living in Britain at the time.

u/Nachooolo 3h ago

And let's not forget that King Arthur was innitially Welsh folklore before being popularised in the rest of Great Britain.

u/FreyaRainbow 1h ago

Great Britain (mostly England) and France. France (or more accurately, Brittany) were the major drivers for the changes to the Arthurian legends for much of the middle ages

u/TumbleweedPure3941 27m ago

He actually only came back into Britain via the French. He was used by the Plantagenets as justification for their rule over the “Saxons” (the English), and later the “Britons” (the Welsh). Later Henry VII used Merlin’s prophecy of the Red Dragon as propaganda for his rightful rule of the throne (ignoring the fact that he wasn’t actually of Welsh parentage, and was born in the part of Wales that was rather conspicuously called “Little England beyond Wales.”)

The most prominent English addition to Arthurian Myth, excluding Le Mort d’Arthur which was really more of a mix tape, was the story of Gawain and the Green Knight.

u/PaleontologistOk7359 2h ago

Classic French shenanigans to swoop in and add cuckoldry to your ancient mythologies.

u/KevinFlantier 1h ago

You're welcome.

u/FollowFlo 2h ago

Not sure if he’s French when first injected into Arthurian tellings, but it’s amusing then that in White’s The Once and Future King, Lancelot hails from France.

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 5h ago

More of a crossover with an originally seperate franchise, I thought

u/LordSwedish 50m ago

Some monk sat down and wrote self insert fanfiction where an even cooler knight, even better trained by the fae, with a cooler magic sword, comes over to Arthur’s court and fucks his wife. People never change.

u/Elevator-Ancient 9h ago

The bible is just the latest fanfic on the stack that people have taken too seriously.

u/Ash_Crow 8h ago

Certainly not the latest.

u/GumboDiplomacy 8h ago

Yeah some guy in New York with a generic name added to it pretty notably. They made a play about it.

u/RollinThundaga 7h ago

And chased the guy out of the state, don't forget about that

u/southpaytechie 7h ago

out of many states

u/RollinThundaga 6h ago

The first guy died after the first two or three times of being chased out of state.

u/Detective-Crashmore- 4h ago

DESPERATION!

MORTALITY!

LOSS OF FAITH!

AAAHHHHH-IIIIIIII I got the golden plates!

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u/Sankofa416 8h ago

The copyright regime was deadly.

u/flipper_gv 7h ago edited 7h ago

God / Allah / Yahweh (the Abrahamic one) was just a storm and war god at the beginning of its cult.

u/SalvaIllyen 6h ago

It wasn't even the main storm god, yhwh's older brother Ba'al Hadad was the main storm god who did the beat the evil sea serpent thingie.

u/flipper_gv 6h ago

And he had a boss "El".

u/SalvaIllyen 5h ago

Exactly, "El" was the head of the Pantheon, I've even heard that yhwh is a foreign god not original to the pantheon. Some identify it with the egyptian moon god Yah.

u/Nebuli2 5h ago

Fun fact: El just meant "god," and survives to this day in the words for "god" in both Hebrew and Arabic: "Elohim" and "Allah."

u/SalvaIllyen 4h ago

It means God but it was also the name of the head of the pantheon.

El's messengers also bare his name MichaEl, GabriEl, RaphaEl, UriEl, etc.

u/-MERC-SG-17 5h ago

And Judiasm didn't even become monotheistic until they encountered Zoroastrianism during the Babylonian Exile.

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u/s_s 5h ago

Ba'al Hadad was the god of the storms that rolled into Lebanon from the Mediterranean. YHWH was the god of storms that popped up in the desert hills around Jerusalem.

u/SalvaIllyen 5h ago

Both are part of the larger Canaanite pantheon and sons of El. Some say yhwh isn't even from the region corresponds to a foreign non-levantine deity. Making yhwh an usurper twice which is kinda fun to think about

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u/TesticleMeElmo 6h ago

I thought Ba’al Hadad was a fashion model

u/PorkshireTerrier 4h ago

two or three millennia ago it was just another storm cult

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u/ladeeedada 6h ago

Today I learned Jesus did not turn water into wine, he turned into pina colada.

u/-MERC-SG-17 5h ago

He loved gettin' caught in the rain

u/nastran 3h ago

However, it's quite fascinating to read "Bible Unearthed" book where the archeological findings pointed out that Israel & Judea were probably separate entities, but unified by latter Judean monarch to lead a whole bunch of warring Canaanite tribes into believing that they had a single origin.

u/topological_rabbit 5h ago

My favorite description of it is "the superstitions and prejudices of bronze-age sheep herders too stupid to get out of the desert".

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u/brakeb 6h ago

And religions

u/SE7ENfeet 8h ago

All myths and religions are just fiction and fan fiction.

u/Tylerjb4 5h ago

I think they’re also trying to make sense of existence and other historical events

u/KevinFlantier 1h ago

Wait until he learns that most Catholic cannon comes from Dante making shit up over a thousand years after the fact.

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u/DimGenn2 9h ago

Oral tradition. "Fanfiction" implies there is a central canon of which they deviate from.

u/Narwhal-Bacon-Retard 9h ago

They didn't even have canons back then.

u/druidmain69420 9h ago

Cannons weren't invented for another few years.

u/Masterpiece-Haunting 9h ago

Nor were Canon™️ cameras.

u/I_lenny_face_you 8h ago

Or the band Cannons.

u/yuje 8h ago

Pachelbell wasn’t born for another two thousand years years.

u/DasGanon 8h ago

They should make laws on what is or isn't canon for some of those.

u/Swords_and_Words 6h ago

Sure they did, it was the river reed that had such a consistent segmentation that it was utilized as a reference for measurement

The concept of canon is so very much older than the barrel of directional explosion

Sorry if this sounds pedantic, it's been a very literal evening for me

u/aloysiuslamb 7h ago edited 7h ago

The Aeneid is definitely fanfiction. Vague stories of Aeneas predate it, but Virgil took it and used him as a Mary Sue mold for the ideal Roman citizen. The whole point was to tie/legitimize Rome as the natural successor to the "ancient" history of the Greek as opposed to the Hellenistic nations they found themselves at war against in the Punic Wars, War of Actium, etc.

u/Dazzling-Low8570 5h ago

Carthage was not Hellenistic.

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u/Candycornonthefloor 9h ago

The pantheons of characters gods and the bevy of nature is enough. Cults create the canon.

u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 8h ago

Sure but there was no central authority capable of declaring something canon or not. A censor is necessary to determine canon, whether its Marvel or Disney or the Vatican.

u/lordtrickster 8h ago

That's why they came with the Pope.

u/ArtIsDumb 9h ago

You say that like there's a difference between gods and characters. They're both fictional things created by man. Not all characters are gods, but all gods are characters.

u/BrokenEyeReborn 8h ago

The difference is intent. A fiction writer knows that his creations are imaginary, and expects this to be understood by his readers.

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u/DaaaahWhoosh 9h ago

The stories of the siege of Troy are like the X-men movies.

u/Narwhal-Bacon-Retard 9h ago

You just sit around waiting for Wolverine to do something?

u/CheMc 7h ago

Yes, and all the people who read the book are just sitting around waiting for Cyclops to show up.

u/Spot-CSG 9h ago

It's actually the same story, that's how far it evolved. Achilles was the OG mutant.

u/jagnew78 8h ago

technically in the chronology of the demi-gods, Perseus or Cadmus would be the OG mutants. Cadmus if you're just going strictly by dna mixing, and Perseus if you're going by Greek heroes doing heroic things. Achilles is something like 4 generations after Perseus. Achilles' mortal father crewed with Hercules on the Argos and Hercules is like the great grandson of Perseus

u/Spot-CSG 8h ago

I dont know anything about the lore of either, I'm just a jokester.

u/crossedstaves 8h ago

He did command an army of ant-people

u/jrhooo 8h ago

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I mean, on that thought, in the complete Epic Cycle, (as we understand it)

Illiad is directly followed by Aethiopis

Illiad: Achilles is awesome. He’s a demi-god, son of a sea goddess, legendary warrior, clad in magical armor forged by the blacksmith fire god himself.

Aethiopis: Memnon arrives from a far away land. Memnon is also a legendary warrior, Ethiopian warrior king, also a demi-god, son of Eos, AND somehow he also gets his hands on his own set of Hephastus’ magical armor.

And Memnon has come to be the secret weapon for Achilles’ enemies. AND what does Memnon do? He kills another one of Achilles’ best friends.

Setting Achilles up for an epic showdown against a challenger unlike any he has faced before…

If MCU was going to write a sequel, Aethiopis does fit their formula. Like Iron Man had War Machine. Cap had Winter Soldier. If MCU was writing the series today Memnon would definitely be their Achilles: II big bad guy.

u/zpierson79 6h ago

There are a few differences…

While the book is lost, the writers who talk about it reference Memnon as the hero, not Achilles.

Achilles knows he dies shortly after he faces Memnon. Memnon knows the same thing.

When they first meet, Achilles retreats. Leaves the battlefield and refuses to come back out until his friend dies.

Memnon had come from across the world for this meeting…. He knows his fate and embraces it.

Memnon treats his enemies with respect - he kills Nestor’s son in combat, and then consoles Nestor and returns the body with honor rather than fight Nestor. (As opposed to Achilles having to mull over returning Hector’s body.)

When Memnon & Achilles fight, Memnon wounds Achilles, but Achilles counter blow kills him.

Filled with bloodlust & pain, Achilles charges the fleeing Trojans & Paris kills him with an arrow during his rage.

Memnon is raised as an immortal by Zeus, Achilles soul goes to Hades.

Memnon is definitely the more heroic figure….

Achilles, when confronted with death, hides from it & has to be forced by circumstance to face it. Memnon seeks it out from across the world.

Achilles is vicious & vengeful. Memnon, while a great warrior, is noted for his compassion, which does not leave him on the battlefield.

He understands a father’s grief, and stops his attack to console Nestor for his loss as soon as he realizes he’s killed his son.

Memnon is basically Achilles without the moral flaws. He takes the opposite actions to Achilles, and when he dies he is rewarded.

u/jrhooo 6h ago

Thanks for this. That’s an excellent breakdown.

u/verrius 5h ago

It's really weird that we apparently know this much about Memnon; until last week I had never heard of the guy, and instead, the only thing I knew from the follow up to The Illiad is that it's where Achilles fights and kills the Amazon Penthesilea (mostly cause some other media has rederenced her). And that seems to be about all we know about their fight. Also it's apparently where Paris actually kills Achilles, so I'm really curious how that works together with the idea that Achilles wasn't invulnerable except for his heel, and how that all eventually came together.

u/zpierson79 5h ago

Memnon was very popular with later Greek and Roman writers (and the populace).

It’s why we have so much detail about the actions in the poem, even though the poem itself was lost.

The Romans honored one of the statues of the Pharaohs of Egypt as a statue of Memnon, and would go and make offerings to him there.

He was also a popular figure in pottery - we have a lot of Greek vases with Memnon vs Achilles.

He’s also briefly referenced in the Odyssey - Odysseus tells Achilles’s shade that his son was turning out to be almost as handsome as Divine Memnon, which is both a compliment & somewhat of a dig at Achilles at the same time.

u/DimGenn2 9h ago

Good lord, I hate these comparisons...

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u/ArchStanton75 8h ago

More like the comics. Certain stories there keep getting retold. The X-Men movies never came close to being that well-written.

u/Nixeris 8h ago edited 8h ago

In some ways it was closer to The Avengers movies. You have multiple characters, each from their own stories, mythical traditions and epics coming together in a big battle. Not just the mortal/semi-mortal heroes, but the Gods themselves.

The idea we have, that the gods were all worshipped the same ways in the same places, or that everywhere in Greece all told the same stories, is a false one. Even the gods were worshipped differently in different places, and arriving from different cities as well, and the Iliad goes out of its way to point out which versions it's including and which ones it's not. The heroes themselves were often remnants of different mythological stories told before the iliad being woven together into the narrative.

u/Apyan 9h ago

Pretty much like modern super heroes lore. 2.5 k years ago there were teenagers in some Greek city state debating if Achiles shooting lasers from his eyes was canon or not.

u/Akkalevil 2h ago

Fun fact, there actually IS a mythological monster who shoots lasers from his eye.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balor

u/anrwlias 5h ago

Which is why I don't mind when modern telling diverge from the sources: it's a long tradition.

u/runnyyyy 9h ago

I had that thought a while ago. There's so much gay sex in it and we assume that being bi was just more common and accepted in that age, but it's also all fan fiction. What does fan fiction these days usually look like? Turning people gay

u/Chicago1871 8h ago

We also have other historical sources

u/Able-Swing-6415 7h ago

Used condoms in the Olympic city I bet.

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u/FlirtyFluffyFox 2h ago

This is an example of how trademarks kill culture.

u/_Weyland_ 8h ago

You know what, this is inspirational. Be the kinda person people stack fanfics about hundreds of years after your death.

u/ripyourlungsdave 9h ago

As opposed to the first hand accounts?

u/Zwischenzug32 7h ago

Even reading and watching DBZ with subtitles and playing their games that all go over the same story, they are all slightly different things being said and tones and those were not many years apart. Subtitle Goku says aint a lot

u/tony-toon15 5h ago

And that’s fine, but They just couldn’t just leave the statue of Zeus alone, could they? I want to see that shit!

u/Acetius 5h ago

Yep, just check out Jason and the Avengers Argonauts

u/ziostraccette 2h ago

Same as all religions and myths

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u/UrLocalTroll 9h ago edited 9h ago

He was injured by the demi-god/Etheopian prince Memnon who was probably the second best fighter in the whole war behind Achilles.

Edit: Etheopian King, sorry

u/Rs90 9h ago edited 8h ago

Sounds like a killer Final Fantasy boss you're absolutely gonna have to watch the cinematic for until you beat em. 

PRINCE MEMNON!

Edit- KING MEMNON!

u/jaggedjottings 9h ago

That was also the name of the villain in The Scorpion King.

u/Rs90 8h ago

Aw man THAT'S where I knew it from lol. Just watched Mummy 1 and 2 amd wanted to rewatch that. Stupid ass film but fun background movie while playin Assassins Creed lol. 

u/ozgurakcali 1h ago

And also the son of devil in Constantine?

u/Abshalom 4h ago

There is a Memnon in FFXIV, but he's just a background character

u/Saint-just04 8h ago

Eh, i mean the whole ethos is stacked. Other than Achilles who was the undisputed best, you still have Diomedes who literally harmed not one, but two gods, forcing them to flee to Olympus… with the help of Athena, but that’s how all battles went except for… my personal number 2 pick: Ajax the greater. Who not only was one of the top dogs, but he was the only one who fought without the aid of the gods.

u/BrandonLart 8h ago

Diomedes is the weirdest part of the Iliad by far. He feels like a self insert OC because he really doesn’t affect the plot much beyond his crazy rampage. Some historians have pointed to the final part of the Odyssey as one clearly not written by the same guy who wrote the rest, but for my money I’d bet that Diomedes is a later inclusion.

u/Saint-just04 8h ago

Yeah, it’s really weird. So you’re telling me there’s a human around that can harm two gods (again, let’s ignore the help of Athena since gods helped warriors except Ajax in all battles) and he’s not even the strongest on the battlefield?

u/zpierson79 6h ago

Diomedes is the hero of another story.

We don’t have the poems, but there was another entire epic cycle of similar age to the Trojan War cycle about his taking of Thebes. (Which he’d already done before the Trojan War.)

He’s the only person in the Illiad who has basically already accomplished a feat of similar renown to the sack of Troy.

When he says he’ll stay and take the city by himself if necessary, he’s taken at his word. He’d done it before.

His father was Athena’s favorite of the previous generation, up until he did something extremely upsetting as he and his mortal enemy were both dying. (Athena was about to raise him as an immortal, but instead she basically said “F that, I’ll help his son instead.”)

u/EDRadDoc 4h ago

Basically all the heroes of the Iliad had their own Odyssey-equivalent epic, but probably lost (as far as I can tell) because they weren’t as well written/told as Homer’s poems.

Everyone knew the basic stories, but Homer’s were considered something extra.

I wish we had Menelaus’, Diomedes, and other post Troy stories intact. Agamemnon’s story is well told in the Orestes-based epics.

u/ItIsVerilySo 3h ago

What I'm hearing is that Homer basically wrote the OG Avengers.

u/Gremlin303 2h ago

Yeah superhero comics are the modern day successor of the Greek myths. They are constantly having crossovers.

u/Al_Fa_Aurel 1h ago

There's several team-up stories, including the (two?) sieges of Thebes, and the Quest for the golden Fleece. The latter includes Heracles, who, however, is written out roughly 15 minutes into the adventure, going on a side quest.

u/EmpPaulpatine 7h ago

One thing is that the chapter where Diomedes and Odysseus go on the stealth mission and steal the horses was likely written afterwards. The chapters around it fit right together, and there’s some references to objects in that chapter that aren’t made anywhere else.
Another thing is that a lot of Diomedes poems such as the Epigoni are lost. They presumably would flesh out Diomedes character more, but barring some miracle we likely won’t ever get anything beyond the descriptions we already have.

u/tyr02 5h ago

And Odysseus tries to kill Diomedes on the way back. Diomedes sees it and whips him all the way back to camp. Giving the almost forgotten phrase Diomedian compulsion

u/Layton_Jr 3h ago

Don't Odysseus and Diomedes team up to kill the giy who enlisted Odysseus?

u/RickThiCisbih 7h ago

Really? I thought the opposite: the Illiad feels incomplete without Diomedes. Yeah, his martial feats are kind of ridiculous (if you ignore the fact that Athena is doing all the work), but he exemplifies a necessary role in the Illiad: the virtue of humility.

Greek myths are all about how hubris is bad and how defying fate only hastens its arrival. Even an intelligent hero like Odysseus gets arrogant, thinking his cunning makes him above the gods and fate itself, leading to his suffering in the Odyssey.

Diomedes is kind of the “light” side to Odysseus’s “dark” side. He’s also Athena’s favorite, but his wisdom manifests in his steady decision making. He’s one of the few greek heroes who actually acquiesces to fate and follows the arrangement of the gods.

To our modern sensibilities shaped by democracy and whatnot, he’s not as respected because he’s basically the bootlicker of the gods and fate to us. But to the ancient Greeks, he’s the most virtuous hero of them all, because their morals were shaped by a tradition of respecting authority.

Diomedes is kind of like the ancient Greek version of Aragorn. Aragorn’s version of accepting fate is accepting that his role isn’t to carry the ring but instead claim the crown to lead the armies of men. Boromir suffers from the hubris of thinking he can protect his people with the ring’s power and thus succumbs to its corruption. It’s not a perfect analogy, but you get the idea.

I’m personally not a huge fan of characters that exemplify the virtues of submitting to authority (whose ass do you think Homer was kissing?), but Diomedes is the perfect window into the morals of the Greeks at the time. The negative role models stand out because there’s a positive role model to contrast with.

u/BrandonLart 4h ago

I get all that, but for all that Diomedes represents I felt like he actually affected the story very little.

u/Naronu 2h ago

He’s a guest character, who all the readers/listeners would know about from the now lost Theban cycle. He’s already fought and won one of the greatest wars in Greek mythology coming into the Trojan War.

When he pops off, it’s a callback to something else we’ll sadly never get to read.

u/Tuor-son-of-Huor- 3h ago

I've read two things that speak to this. The first is that he serves as a foil to Achilles, they are two of the greatest champions of Greek literature but one is driven by ego and the other humility and divinely sanctioned fury.

The other is that the other stories referring to Diomedes simply didn't survive the ages, and so it seems like that this character has almost as many aristeia as the iconic Achilles for no reason instead of what I imagine is meant to be the ancient equivalent of avengers endgame.

u/tamsui_tosspot 4h ago

Is he the one who eventually started his duels with "First, lemme get this straight, you're not a god, are you?"

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u/Tryoxin 7h ago

And then there's Hector, whose superpower is being the most decent guy in the whole Iliad.

(And also Troy's best warrior, I guess)

u/Tuor-son-of-Huor- 3h ago

undisputed best

I dispute! Or rather the wisest of the troyans does.

"keep the son of Tydeus from falling on the goodly city of Ilius; for he fights with fury and fills men's souls with terror. I hold him mightiest of them all; for we did not fear even their great champion Achilles, son of a goddess though he be, as we do this man: his rage is beyond all bounds, and there is none who can vie with him in prowess.

He also has much more impressive showings defeating the literal god of war in combat which outside of Hercules is unheard of.

u/No-Nail-5686 8h ago

Aethiopia (Greek name for areas south of egypt near the upper nile) or Ethiopia (current east african nation).

u/DoeCommaJohn 7h ago

It's worth noting that Ethiopia does not necessarily mean what we currently think of Ethiopia, and just meant pretty much everything south of Egypt.

u/BoxSea4289 7h ago

Second best fighter???? Over Diomedes? Ajax? Odysseus? 

Come fucking on bro. 

u/Rrekydoc 6h ago

Diomedes was basically the 2nd best everything. LoL

u/BoxSea4289 5h ago

2nd smartest, 2nd strongest, 2nd biggest dick, and 2nd richest. 

u/tamsui_tosspot 4h ago

The Chris Evert-Lloyd of Bronze Age slaughterin'

u/EDRadDoc 4h ago

Diomedes was the second greatest fighter in Agamemnon’s coalition — in Homer’s telling of the story.

But in the other epic cycles Trojan allies like Panthelesia — the Amazon Queen — and Memnon were portrayed as the greatest Trojan allied warriors. Basically Hector was the Trojan boss, Panthelesia was the Amazon boss, and Memnon was the Ethiopian boss.

And when Memnon and Achilles fought, Zeus commanded the gods to not interfere — so it would have changed Diomedes prowess, probably.

Memnon and Achilles literally both have Hephaistos-built armor. They were meant to be as close to equal as possible.

u/OsitoPandito 7h ago

Yeah I always thought Ajax was the second best fighter

u/EDRadDoc 6h ago

In the Aethiopis, Memnon was literally the final boss before the fall of Troy. He killed Achilles’ charioteer Antilochus — intended to be a parallel with Patrocles’ death before Hector.

His was the last army to arrive, he was described in the same terms as Achilles intentionally, and he wounded Achilles in their one on one combat.

His mother was Eos the goddess of the dawn — all those reference to “rosy fingered dawn” in the Iliad are preparing for the death of her own son.

They both ended up immortal with cults, definitely intended to be as close to equals as any.

u/BoxSea4289 5h ago

Diomedes also ended up immortal with cults; hes basically the best fighter in the Iliad since Achilles does very little fighting brooding and everything. If Diomedes isn’t 2nd best fighter, hes #1. Blessed by Athena and wounded Ares. 

u/BrandonLart 8h ago

Memnon is genuinely so cool I’ve dreamed of someone trying to recreate or retell his epic.

u/TheAmazingRando1581 8h ago

Diomedes was the best fighter of the whole war

u/Truefiction224 5h ago

I always saw Hector as number two forgot about this character awesome comment 

u/Steroid1 5h ago

Ethiopian King you say? I seem to remember a spelling bee about this guy

u/Mule_Wagon_777 9h ago

There were nine epics of the Trojan War, only two of which survived, though there are quotes and synopses.

u/syncsynchalt 9h ago

Yeah. IIRC don’t even have the one that describes the Trojan horse, just references in the other two.

u/Western-Network-9303 9h ago

Yeah it’s because of Virgil’s notes on the subject that we even know for a fact that it happened in one of the books and isn’t just referenced.

u/Saint-just04 8h ago

There’s zero chance Virgil had access to source material. Actually the source material for those books were pretty much gone by the time Sophocles was around.

u/BrandonLart 8h ago

The source material?

You mean the Greek storytellers who created the stories as oral traditions?

Yeah they were dead dead

u/KlingoftheCastle 4h ago

The source material was memory.  There was no written copy of the story for centuries.  There’s literally no way to know if the story we know is the same story Homer told (if he was even a single person)

u/Potential-Diver-3409 4h ago

You think there were books of epic poems lol you might be missing the concept here

u/VaultiusMaximus 6h ago

(Citation needed)

u/guitar_vigilante 9h ago

Achilles isn't even killed in the Illiad either. The poem ends with Hector's funeral after Priam gets him from Achilles.

u/Saint-just04 8h ago

And it only starts in the 10th (or was it 9th?) year of the war. It’s so much smaller in scope than i expected.

u/BelowDeck 6h ago

I remember seeing Troy in the theater after reading the Iliad for school and just being aghast that they portrayed the whole war from start to finish, and had it take like two weeks.

u/BrandonLart 8h ago

I read the Illiad fully expecting him to die at the end. Every page I turned I grew more confused until the story just… ended

u/SirBananaOrngeCumber 9h ago

You mean there’s a lost Epic dedicated to describing the Greeks horsing around‽‽

u/Etzell 8h ago

Yeah, the horsin' around ones spend a lot of time focused on Sarah Lynn.

u/syncsynchalt 8h ago

What is this, a crossover poem??

u/Vedertesu 1h ago

IIRC the horse isn't even mentioned in the other two, we know about it from fragments of the original text surviving and other texts mentioning it.

u/pthowell 2h ago

Just use the Wayback Machine /s

u/returnofblank 31m ago

this shit was their version of the MCU bro

u/usuallysortadrunk 9h ago

Mam, i knew the part about the goddess dipping him by the ankle in a river as an infant was bullshit!

u/RodrigoMokepon 9h ago

In fact, as far as I know, the heel was considered a vulnerable spot in ancient Greece. Achilles dies from a poisoned arrow to the heel, Zeus is weakened when the bones from his ankles are stolen, and Hercules was nearly defeated by the Hydra when a crab bit his ankle (and later became the constellation Cancer).

u/Chicago1871 8h ago

Makes sense. Its still a vulnerable spot for any athlete/warrior

u/Tylerjb4 5h ago

Try taking an arrow to the knee

u/Rit91 4h ago

Yeah really bad when you don't have antibiotics either. Ankle is close to the ground with all sorts of bacteria that can get into a cut ankle, especially since the first thing you would do if your ankle is pierced is fall down.

Kind of like how a stake to the heart would kill anyone, not just vampires.

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u/cdqmcp 8h ago

I wonder if that's why so many traditional Greek shoes have the big/long heel/achilles support, some going up to the knee, and tying in front

u/Prince_Solar 3h ago

To be fair, I'd be pretty weakened if someone stole the bones from my ankles. At the very least I'd be a bit upset!

u/kwonza 9h ago

I mean motherfucker still had a magic shield and armour made by god of the forge. Although literal goddess of war helping him in his fight against Hector. So he wasn’t invisible just had odds massive stacked in his favour

u/nanakapow 9h ago

You strike me as someone who'd enjoy the Mahabharata

u/Yglorba 5h ago

"Ok, who gave Arjuna a magic nuke? Because he just almost destroyed the universe by accident. Again."

u/Creticus 7h ago

Eyes the astras flying around.

Eyes the 12 survivors out of a few million participants.

Sounds about right?

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u/thegoatmenace 8h ago

In the original text it’s more that his armor is invulnerable, not his body. Much is made about how special his armor is. The Trojans sometimes run in terror after seeing it. Patroclus steals it for his fatal duel with Hector. After Achilles dies, there’s a mini civil war between the Greeks over who gets to keep the armor.

u/ButtonPrince 7h ago edited 4h ago

Common misconception. Patroclus is given the armor by Achilles. Book 16: "I said I would not relent until battle and the cry of war had reached my own ships; nevertheless, now gird my armor around your shoulders, and lead the Myrmidons to battle"

u/thegoatmenace 5h ago

Good reference. I stand corrected

u/Maitreya72 6h ago

Ajax kills himself after losing the contest for the armor to Odysseus

u/Retzal 2h ago

Not exactly. Ajax was tricked by the gods to fall into a mad rage after being denied Achilles armor in favour of Odysseus (because he was the only one who didn't pray to the gods before battle) and murdered a flock of sheep, mkstaking them for the Greek commanders who gave the armor to Odysseus, IIRC. When he came back to his senses and saw that he had sullied his blade with the blood of the sheeps he choose to off himself rather than live with that shame.

u/HylianSoul 8h ago edited 8h ago

Wait until you hear about Bophades.

u/JingoKizingo 8h ago

Who's Bophades?

u/RemyMemes 8h ago

Bophades NUTS

u/Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ 7h ago

Really, what did he do?

u/No-Detective-2542 7h ago edited 4h ago

Hung out, famous for sacking. Fun fact: Bophades is the Roman name, in the original Greek, he's called Testicles.

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u/Cottons_Bold_move 7h ago

Dammit I really want a Game of Thrones-style HBO show of the Iliad. It's a 10-yr long war and there is plenty of drama it would be perfect. At the very least a mini-series

u/IllithidWithAMonocle 3h ago

The Iliad is only like 2 weeks of the war: and it has none of the famous stuff people associate with the Trojan war. No death of Achilles, no Trojan horse, etc.

u/rintzscar 2h ago

I kinda think the death of Hector is one of the most famous things people associate with the Trojan War...

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u/lucky-struck 2h ago

Troy: Fall of a City is a decent attempt at this. They make some creative choices, and its much more focused on the drama than the fighting, but overall its quite well done

u/OlyScott 9h ago

Maybe someone got him in the heel. I admit that that's a hard spot to attack. It's weird that he's not wearing shoes in the picture.

u/pants_of_antiquity 8h ago

The Trojans should have raised an army of trained crabs.

u/Patient-Web6850 7h ago

Taste like crab, talk like people....

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u/FleshPrinnce 9h ago

And it's actually Diomedes who injures not one, but two Olympians, cutting Aphrodite and disembowelling Ares (*with the help of Athena, but he's hardly unique in that)

u/Retzal 2h ago

And makes Apollo flee when he comes to rescue Aphrodite. Diomedes was a menace.

u/Triforceoffarts 8h ago

Got that invulnerability DLC

u/TheRaineCorporation 5h ago

Ah great, now it'll be harder to hand out the "Hasn't Read The Iliad" award to Reddit larpers who'll have seen this post lol

u/stoneswe12 8h ago

His death isn't even in the Iliad either. The poem ends with Hector's funeral. Everything about the heel and the river is basically ancient fan fiction that became more famous than the original.

u/JefftheBaptist 5h ago

Fanfiction isn't the right term. The Illiad and Odyssey are the only surviving works within the larger Epic Cycle. Achilles death is in the Aethiopis.

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u/SpicyVioletx 5h ago edited 5h ago

Hold my ambrosia! I’m gonna reboot the whole franchise with a better origin story

u/diener1 2h ago

Funny how many people pretend like they knew this all along while still talking about his heel. That's also a later change. Originally the arrow gets him in the ankle.

u/AerieAggravating3999 8h ago

wait so the whole "achilles heel" thing is basically fanfiction that caught on

u/inthebenefitofmrkite 4h ago

No. Read about the “Epic Cycle”

u/BelowDeck 6h ago

I mean, you could say that about every myth.

u/aurishalcion 9h ago

'Achiliad' was right there...

u/sdc237 8h ago

Looks like somebody listens to Do Go On.

u/Unusual-Layer-8965 5h ago

No, Achilles was not invincible. He had a heel.

u/Then_Idea_9813 4h ago

“We all have heels, in a sense.”

“…woah”

Insert picture of Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott from “dude where’s my car”

u/Emergency_Plane_1409 4h ago

What about his cousin, Bofates?

u/AceBean27 2h ago

Like our legends today, like Superman, he was expanded upon and added to over the years. And, much like our Superman myth, he got a lot more powerful over how he started out.

u/New_Imagination2962 6m ago

The heel detail is so culturally dominant that the original version now sounds like the retcon. Mythology really does reward the version with the best branding, not necessarily the earliest source.