r/todayilearned 14h ago

TIL about the Filthy 13. The Demolition Section of the Regimental Headquarters of the 506th PIR 101st Airborne. Shaving their heads into Mohawks and wearing Native American war paint before jumping into Normandy they were the real life inspiration for 'The Dirty Dozen'.

https://www.armyupress.army.mil/Journals/NCO-Journal/Archives/2022/November/The-Filthy-13/
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u/jrhooo 14h ago

Obligatory Fat Electrician - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucJDzgc8_cI

The Filthy 13 were called filthy because they didn’t shower. They got to England for training before Normandy, and decided they hated the mess hall food. So, they snuck into the woods just off post and hunted for their own food. Since everyone was under strict water rationing, they skipped bathing so they could divert that water to food prep.

u/BlueKnightofDunwich 11h ago

Also the hunting was actually poaching the deer on the estate they were garrisoned.

u/charliefoxtrot9 11h ago

As you do.

u/7ddlysuns 10h ago

That is a form of hunting

u/jrhooo 9h ago

Our sincere apologies. I swear some prankster painted swastikas on these dang deer and we got confused. Honest mistake amiright?

u/Brother_J_La_la 7h ago

The poaching is why they needed the extra water!

u/BlueKnightofDunwich 6h ago

It wasnt the water but the coal to warm up the water. Since coal was rationed, they didnt have enought to both cook the food and warm up water to bathe and wash their clothes. I guess they decided not to just use cold water to bathe either.

u/jrhooo 6h ago

Jake McNiece did love a good egg. (Actually in the vid. It comes out. No bs)

u/imhereforthevotes 4h ago

Providing liberty to the queen's most oppressed subjects, more like. They don't even let those deer off the estate!

u/SGTWhiteKY 3h ago

The deer the estate kept while everyone’s food was rationed? Say it ain’t so govna!

u/coronaviruspluslime 11h ago

In times of strict water rationing and shit food sometimes ya gotta poach/cause harm to the hosting estate. If the estate didnt want their game killed maybe they coulda provided better food

u/Predator_Hicks 10h ago

its not the estates fault the US army was giving its soldiers bad food

u/CloudWolf40 10h ago

Terrible take thank you

u/lu5ty 10h ago

They came to save England. Fuck their game

u/deepspaceburrito 10h ago

Still a shit take

u/Hambredd 4h ago

Why the hell would the estate be providing US army soliders rations?

u/DanielCraigsAnus 9h ago

I don't understand why the downvotes. I totally agree with you at this juncture. Those men were entirely within their right to do that. It was no different than taking game on the kings land back in midevil times when food was scarce.

u/PDXhasaRedhead 7h ago

Because the land owner isnt in charge of providing rations, the US army is.

u/Hambredd 4h ago

You know that was a illegal too?

u/deepspaceburrito 1h ago

You realise laws have changed a lot since the fucking middle ages right

u/Icsto 7h ago

I live how all the “eat the rich!!!” Redditors are suddenly on the side of the rich because “America bad!”.

u/Normal_Enough_Dude 8h ago

English and their “Poaching” words….

If you have to bring in an other countries army to help fight the war you started I think it’s only right that the troops scavenge for wildlife.

u/KeyboardChap 8h ago

to help fight the war you started

Uhhhhhhhh...

u/axiomshift 7h ago

Isn't entirely wrong. English/French created the exact conditions for WW2 by imposing such horrificly high war debt against the protests of the USA on Germany that it destabilized the country until the solution seemed to be electing communists or fascists. And fascists won that particular fight. Then proceeded to let the underequipped german army annex a bunch of nations which happened to be some of the largest manufacturers of military equipment in europe. Then after they finally declared war against Germany for Poland refused to actually attack which again let Germany easily annex a country with excellent arms manufacturers.

English/French greed and their subsequent cowardice had a lot to do with how that war started. Thankfully they found some dignity and steel in their spine by the end of it otherwise we would have had a nuclear WW3 by now.

u/Jhduelmaster 7h ago

The war debt was the compromise with the States. France wanted to reshatter  Germany into multiple states but was talked out of it. You can discuss the morality of this but arguably it would’ve stopped WW2.

Besides that the main reason why they didn’t redeclare war was because it gave them a chance to rearm themselves, also a bit odd to call them cowards when they actually declared war instead of the US where we didn’t get involved, despite FDR trying to, until we were actually attacked.

u/axiomshift 6h ago edited 6h ago

A shattered states solution would have destabilized the region just as much if not more so. You would have seen a communist europe almost immediately afterwards with the USSR annexing all of germany and then fomenting revolts in France which at the time had a significant amount of communists.

They were cowards because they fundamentally failed to commit to defense alliances on the parts of the French with the Czech Republic/Czechoslovakia as it was known at the time and the English who promised help was coming with the Polish while they sat behind defensive lines waiting for the germans to eventually turn their heads. Liars and cowards both. The USA at the time had no direct alliances or involvement and considering how the european powers handled the breakup of WW1 or wanted to handle it with the version you just brought up would have caused a communist europe why would we get involved in yet another dust up only to see it happen again in another decade due to terms imposed by vengeful european victors?

u/justsikko 8h ago

The fuck do you mean "you started"????

u/x31b 8h ago

I missed the part where England invaded Poland from one side with the U.S. invading from the other side.

u/Josgre987 7h ago

war you started

Fascinating choice of words there.

u/Resident-Pattern4034 11h ago

Dude I wanna be there for some hick bein’ all “Sarge, I could go out in them woods tuh-nite and she’yoot me a better dinner’n this.”
“Sounds like you just volunteered, private!”

u/jrhooo 11h ago

u/Resident-Pattern4034 11h ago

Yasssss the lanky southern skinny guy who prays a lot

u/Virtual-Half-2399 13h ago

Besides them being heros that fact makes them even cooler. Thank you for sharing.

u/PancakeParty98 12h ago

See mom? I’m like a war hero!

u/ygg_studios 12h ago

thanks to this comment another 400 incels stopped showering

u/GentPc 11h ago

Oh sure blame for everything!!!

u/undreamedgore 11h ago

He's a good story teller.

u/Malvania 8h ago

They still haven't learned to cook, though

u/Brother_J_La_la 7h ago

I've had British box nasties in modern times. I get it.

u/Jlbjms 13h ago

Read the book, “The Filthy Thirteen” by Richard Killblane and Jake McNiece. One of my favorite books ever.

u/Gimme_Your_Wallet 7h ago

Shit yes it's on my public library

u/1stAtlantianrefugee 12h ago

Jake "McNasty" McNeese was one bad hombre.

u/Redfish680 9h ago

His grandson, McDreamy, was on Grey’s Anatomy. Really - Google it!

u/DanielCraigsAnus 9h ago

No fucking shit?!!! That's awesome! My wife and daughter love that show. I'm gonna blow my daughters mind away with that tidbit of WW2 knowledge. That's also her hyperfocus.

u/Redfish680 8h ago

(I beg you to not mention it. Your wife and daughter are probably more in tune with Google than you might be.)

u/DanielCraigsAnus 8h ago

My wife wasn't aware of it, so I doubt my daughter is too.

u/Redfish680 6h ago

Translation: I was joking.

u/insanekid66 8h ago

He led one hell of a life. Crazy/cool bastard.

u/dontknowwhyIamhere42 11h ago

Lee Marvin was 43 years old when the Dirty Dozen was released...

u/fortogden 11h ago

Definitely read the article. If you are interet in this kind of thing also read the Seven pillars of Wisdom by TE Lawrence.

u/Techwood111 9h ago

The article mentions “Carrington” bridges for their Operation Overlord mission. That has GOT to a mistake — Carentan is what it ought to be.

u/Any-Monk-9395 9h ago

Dudes with mohawks and face paint seems a lot cooler than the dirty dozen film tbh

u/Imatros 5h ago

9 hours and no "The Dirty Baker's Dozen" jokes?!

u/Elvaron 4h ago

Hoo boy what a poorly written article.

u/RonSwansonsOldMan 12h ago edited 4h ago

What History Forgot

Edit: I can't figure out why I'm being downvoted. This story was on a recent episode of a TV show called What History Forgot.

u/Flipflopvlaflip 14h ago

Mission Command is apparently formally introduced in the American army in 2003. Informally probably earlier. Googling shows the Germans introduced it in 1888.

Hm.

u/Kidcharlamagne89d 10h ago edited 10h ago

"war is chaos and the Americans practice chaos on a daily basis" - attributed to a nazi general or admiral.

"A serious problem in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine." - attributed to a ussr officer

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.-- Patton.

Mission command as I understand it is the decision making being allowed at lower echelons. A commanders intent is to capture a city but the how is allowed to be changed and decided on by platoon, then squad, then fireteam.

America has been famous for a long time for practicing this. The qoutes above show that the US adversaries knew this.

DDay was famously lucky because the Germans did NOT practice mission command under nazi rule. They had a pander division waiting to reinforce the beaches but without rommels approval the commanders had no authority to advance. So the tanks sat and waited allowing the allies to get a foothold in europe because rommel was on vacation and unable to give the go ahead.

So idk what your point is, but it's not aligned with history. Read the Germans perspective from ww2 to see them even talk about the chaos of american command.

Patton in Africa infuriated both rommel and Montgomery because he disobeyed and acted in an unpredictable manner. Rommel famously pushed ahead of his logistics losing battles because his tanks had no fuel or ammo. Patton famously stole fuel and ammo from other divisions to maintain a supply line while pushing, but those supplies were not allowed to go to the units they were meant for. Meaning rommels intelligence couldnt properly predict weak points or battle sites and Montgomery had to wait for more supplies while the americans surged ahead on stolen fuel.

u/CateranBCL 7h ago

Point of clarification: Rommel wasn't the one holding things back. It was Hitler insisting that only he could give the order to release those units for combat, while also sleeping in late and everyone being afraid to wake him up because he could be grumpy.

u/Kidcharlamagne89d 6h ago

Interesting. I'll have to check this later because the book is read said rommel had gone to France for his wife's birthday and the panzer division couldnt advance without command from him personally. He didn't make it back to his hq until the evening and by then the allies were entrenched.