r/texts 21h ago

Whatsapp Your day may be going better than my partner's colleagues 😬

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F in chat.

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u/peopleloveourpatties 21h ago

Director removed it 😭 yeah a ā€œQuick Chatā€ calendar invite is otw

u/nickfree 21h ago

"Hey thanks for coming by. Julie from HR is joining us, hope that's ok."

u/Thursday_the_20th 20h ago

Reading that sentence tickled my fight or flight reflex

u/Jade_Mans_Eyes 20h ago

Dude fr. What do you do at that point? "Oh naw, I'd rather it just be you and me actually"

u/Available-Egg-2380 20h ago

"oh no I actually hate Julie, you guys have a nice meeting though" šŸ˜‚ wish I had the audacity

u/OtherwiseLuck8920 19h ago

You resign. That’s the only option

u/Dry_Cantaloupe8225 Sidekick 19h ago

That ā€œQuick Chatā€ invite is gonna have more attendance than the actual Christmas party

u/Ok-Sentence8361 21h ago

u/Hsabes01 18h ago

u/youpicktheplace20 16h ago

The joke is that this is the face HR makes when you’re on a zoom call getting fired

u/Exotic_Banana9016 21h ago

everyone now knows he is part of one of those porn group chats.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fgnzjlscmkS1G

u/Western_Froyo6627 21h ago

I didn't even think of this. Major yikes

u/ImpossibleDenial 21h ago

We now know you are too because what even is that lmao

u/Western_Froyo6627 20h ago

To be fair, I only know these things exist because I found out my nudes where being shared in a mega folder.

Also with news of the huge GCs of men that share advice on how to drug/SA your partner being quite common, it's not hard to imagine that regular porn-sending GCs also exist.

u/Exotic_Banana9016 21h ago

im broke but i know there people with money, your logic?

u/Allout-Okarun 20h ago

lol nah bro we ain’t pretending what you dropped here is common knowledge

u/desmondao 20h ago

Lmao sure

u/OccasionalEspresso 21h ago

You don’t need money for porn, I mean, I don’t know that but I heard that from someone else!

u/PhysicalCharacter751 21h ago

porn gcs? what even is that? they just send each other porn?

u/ratatatnat13 21h ago

are you asking for a friend?

u/PhysicalCharacter751 21h ago

the cylinder must remain intact

u/ratatatnat13 20h ago

Not the cylinder 😧

u/Inevitable-Shop-848 20h ago

Where does it say this? I have reread the post 5 times and that is not what it says at all. It clearly states that they have a group chat for employees. I cannot find where it says porn gcs anywhere outside of your comment. I have been questioning my own sight and comprehension lately because of shit like this.Ā 

u/Duke-of-Surreallity 19h ago

It’s the fact that he shared it. Means he was trying to share it somewhere else and fucked up and sent it to the wrong chat

u/reditisrunbypedos 21h ago

Im sure this is a joke but im genuinely curious lmao

u/BipedalEmbarrassment 20h ago

They send eachother porn and jack it together, it's often a very elaborate way for "straight" dudes to do gay shit together but not have to feel gay about it...

u/BluBeams Find your dignity & self-respect šŸ‘šŸ¾ 19h ago

u/LolaAucoin 20h ago

wtf? Why is that even a thing? Are you guys circle jerking each other in the original sense of the word?

u/Jozroz 20h ago

I mean, it could have been a partner? My wife and I send nasties to each other regularly. XD

u/Western_Froyo6627 20h ago

It absolutely is not a partner

u/Duke-of-Surreallity 19h ago

The confidence 🤣

u/nighthawk__95 20h ago

Username checks out

u/Barth-Goomby 21h ago

Could just be copying and pasting stuff for himself, you don't know

u/Foreign-Werewolf9932 21h ago

tragic. he’s gone lol

u/DiscoJanitor 21h ago

I love when shit like this happens to people who aren’t me

u/upsetwithcursing 20h ago

I save these things up in my memory bank to give myself solace when I’ve fucked up

u/DoubleZero745 20h ago

No shit šŸ˜‚

u/NWTS97 20h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

u/Bobs_Burgers7 21h ago

How does one fuck up to that degree? Does he normally send p*rn to ppl?

u/Educational-Date-169 21h ago

literally, how do you accidentally do that unless you’re already sending porn clips casually? i’m third hand embarrassed here holy fuck

u/Dexmoser 20h ago

I work at a childcare centre. One year, a teacher was attaching pictures to send to parents at the end of the week. She accidentally attached a dick pic along with the child’s pics and sent to the family. And that’s when administration bought every class their own iPad and we weren’t allowed to send emails by phone anymore!

u/Western_Froyo6627 20h ago

Oh my god.

A very solid workaround by the school there at least šŸ˜…

u/AwkwardDorkyNerd 19h ago

What a way to inadvertently refer to a child as a dick lmao

u/Janesbrainz 20h ago

Did she get fired?

u/Dexmoser 20h ago

It was so long ago I can’t remember if she was fired or she left on her own.

u/Potential-Ideal-6997 21h ago

We need to know more, can't leave us on a cliff hanger

u/Markish_Mark 21h ago

I need to know what it was....

u/H0pefulUn1verse 21h ago

My OCD's worst case scenario. Would just pack it up and flee the country. Go live with the penguins.

u/Western_Froyo6627 20h ago edited 20h ago

My OCD immediately went "see, told you. I always warn you that you're adding porn and slurs into your emails and chats and you told me that doesn't happen. Here we are"

u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 20h ago

I don't even watch porn and my OCD gave me this irrational fear. I'd have to compulsively comb through my messages and emails and make sure I hadn't accidentally linked something awful or even said something pornographic. I later learned this is a relatively common anxiety for people with OCD, and for some reason learning that made me slowly step away from that particular ledge.

Of course, another absurd fear took it's place but what're you gonna do.Ā 

u/audreyvenus 20h ago

same lol. don’t even watch enough to have links or anything saved. i do have nudes though, so that’s where my fear comes in. another irrational one: if i go into the bathroom with my phone, i somehow worry im going to video call someone and they’ll see EVERYTHING.

u/H0pefulUn1verse 20h ago

Omg yes. Like "did I just accidentally attach a cooter shot to this message to my mom"

u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 20h ago

Oh god. I did have some nudes, then once at lunch I showed my dad a picture of something, and I guess he didn't think about it but started scrolling through other pictures. So I gasped and grabbed my phone and said "there's probably stuff you don't want to see." He was clueless, my mom was next to me dying, trying to not laugh.Ā 

When we left (parents are divorced but were friends) I left with my mom and she lost it. "OH, your face! You should have seen it! And your voice, did it feel like an out of body experience because it sounded like you were having one."

I was like "it's not more comfortable for me that YOU know why I panicked, can we please stop!?!?"Ā 

She did not, in fact, stop.Ā 

And that's why I no longer keep any nudes.Ā 

u/BedBubbly317 20h ago

You most certainly do haha

u/Deez_Nuts_Ha_Goteeem 20h ago

I get something similar but rarely; I have to check whether I accidentally liked an Instagram post, because I can't leave it liked (not entirely sure why).

u/Famous_Shallot_1812 20h ago

One time I sent my boss (I was hired 3 days prior) a text saying ā€œShould I bring condoms and lube baby?ā€ I thought I was texting my Tinder date. Luckily he was cool and just asked if I was okay after I profusely apologized.

u/H00LIGVN 20h ago

hahahahaha this is incredible

u/Haunting_Apricot_120 20h ago

My friend hadnt done any drugs or even gone out for a night in years and was just trying to get some coke for new years before we went to watch peach drop like 15 years ago, and accidentally sent a text asking to buy an 8 ball… to her family’s group chat. Parents, one aunt, siblings, last living grandparent, everyone in her life became immediately concerned and promptly shat on her New Year’s Eve plans with an intervention instead of her going out lmao we were 25 and she got grounded.

u/Exact_Rooster9870 20h ago

Yeah new job. New city maybe even.

u/Accomplished_Snow764 20h ago

The way I’d pay my soul to be a fly on the wall in that office

u/ToxicChildhood 21h ago

Oof….. welp, that’s embarrassing.

u/Between3and20carctr 20h ago

My friend once sent a nude to a family group chat on WhatsApp before they had the feature to delete for everyone. He just left the chat and no one ever said anything to him about it but I can’t imagine dealing with that

u/AuDHDino 20h ago

This right here is why folks REALLY gotta take the time to make albums/directories.

There should never be overlap between your work resources and your porn resources.

It's like showing your buddies photos from your camera roll then you accidentally swipe past that fucked up hentai pic you downloaded.

If you gonna be degenerate, be careful as well.

u/Worth-Strength3844 4h ago

This. Any photos I wouldn’t be comfortable scrolling past in front of my younger sister who is a minor get hidden.

u/My_Penbroke 21h ago

Well… what kind of porn was it?

u/xXMokaMarieXx 21h ago

Ikr. OP what did the link say lolll

u/Dr_Platypus_1986 20h ago

Granny facial humiliation... Probably. šŸ¤”

u/Barth-Goomby 21h ago

Update us please, I'm dying to learn more

u/Sad-Feeling-4266 21h ago

Guys, it’s his first write up. Give him a break!

/s

u/Lagneaux 21h ago

How? Just how do you "accidentally" put porn in a chat?

u/Carrygan_ 20h ago

Yea this seems like bs lol how do you have one copied and then paste it and hit send. Or have it saved click it and hit send in camera roll. All while being specifically under a very shitty place to send it.

u/ChargeInteresting195 21h ago

Oh once I was at a meeting at a pretty prestigious college with some friends/acquaintances and a guy hooked his laptop to the projector and his porn from the previous night started playing 🫪🤣🤣

Surprisingly it was super chill and everybody just acted like they didn’t hear/ see it lol. (I was like one of two who ran to the front to try to close the laptop after I realized what I was watching lmfaooo like ā€œsomebody help this maaaaanā€ šŸ˜†

u/Western_Froyo6627 20h ago

At least in that situation everyone in the room was just like "awe man, someone help him, it could have been any of us, let's pretend it didn't happen". Plus I'm assuming mostly young? Absolute icons to just let it go.

I can't imagine what the 60+ y/o women in the office thought of this slip up though šŸ˜…

u/ChargeInteresting195 20h ago

Oh yeh we were all like 25-30. And true there would be a big difference in judgment from the older folks omg I couldn’t imagine the blowback in upcoming days 😭

u/Korachof 20h ago

How do you ā€œaccidentallyā€ do this unless you’re watching porn on your work computer, which would already be a violation of so many things?Ā 

How do these companies not have vpns or anything? Just raw dogging internet security as a company with presumably remote employees. Smart stuff.Ā 

u/NerdizardGo 20h ago

A coworker of mine accidentally emailed a porn link to the bosses wife (who works in the office)

u/EconomyDoctor3287 20h ago

Dat's why you self host. That way you can require login before the content is shown šŸ˜‚

u/PhoenixBee32 19h ago

I got that beat.

Years ago, I worked at a company doing all sorts of business-y things. I shared an office with another guy.

Like Marley being dead to begin with in A Christmas Carol, this will be important later.

It was late one Sunday night, and I’m at home alone. I’d been watching porn when my laptop died. A sad, abrupt end to the evening and weekend. I closed it, went to bed, and thought nothing more of it.

The next morning I got to work, pulled out my laptop, saw it was still dead, plugged it in, and went to the bathroom.

On my way back, I heard something.

Moaning?

Faint at first, echoing down the hallway. With every step toward my office, it got louder. And louder. And considerably more enthusiastic.

Then my blood went cold.

No.

No no no no no.

I turned the corner.

There, sitting innocently on my desk, my newly resurrected laptop had apparently decided to pick up exactly where we’d left off the night before.

Full-volume hardcore porn.

I sprinted across the room and slammed the laptop shut.

The sound kept going.

Of course it did.

For what felt like several geological eras, I fumbled around trying to make it stop while my soul left my body.

Then I looked over at my coworker. He was sitting at his desk. Headphones on. Eyes glued to his screen.

Maybe he didn’t hear it.

Yeah, maybe the headphones blocked everything.

Maybe…

No. There was no fucking way.

I walked straight out of the building.

For a few minutes, I genuinely considered getting into my car and driving until I ran out of gas. Wherever the car stopped, that would be my new home. New town. New name. New life.

I was beyond embarrassed. I was shaking.

Eventually I accepted that I had to go back inside and face whatever remained of my life.

When I returned, my coworker was gone. For one glorious second, I was relieved. Spared an awkward moment.

Then I realized…

He must be talking to HR.

I started packing up my stuff. Not even consciously. My body had apparently accepted that my career (and maybe life) was over before my brain had.

A few minutes later, my coworker came back.

He said hi, and handed me a cup of coffee.

I stared at him.

He stared at me.

No smirk. No raised eyebrow. No joke. No acknowledgment whatsoever.

And in that moment, I understood. This saint of a man had decided to give me the greatest gift one coworker can give another:

We were never going to speak of this.

I took the coffee. ā€œThanks. I need it.ā€

And that was it.

He never mentioned it. I never mentioned it. I worked there for another couple of years and eventually left for completely unrelated reasons.

To this day, I have never experienced a more concentrated mixture of panic, shame, and gratitude.

Wherever you are, headphone guy, I hope life has been good to you.

u/fr0gponds 21h ago

One time I went to use a "oh, fuck me" kinda gif because something went wrong at work, and I fumbled my phone on my keyboard, sending my coworker a sex gif.

Good times.

u/Barth-Goomby 21h ago

Damn what platform? So many censor everything

u/QuitBudget4446 21h ago

So… uh, what happened to that guy?

u/ElonMuskisGarbage 20h ago

Dead. Killed in cold blood. Mulched and sprayed.

u/SqueakyTuna52 20h ago

Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird

u/L0stActivity 20h ago

He's now the CEO

u/Niamh_Re 21h ago

What was it actually? Work/office scenario? Group?

But also, serously, shouldn't this be regarded as harassment? Exposing anyone to nudity/porn is one, right? Right?!

Please update!

u/Western_Froyo6627 21h ago

It's a factory/warehouse/office/owners group chat

If it was sent to one individual it could be considered sexual harassment. Because it was sent to a group and it was clearly an accident it's not exactly the same.

u/Niamh_Re 20h ago

I meant, what scenario was the video depicting šŸ˜… As for harassment, it was genuine question. I just don't know how would it be considered.

u/PrawnFresh69 21h ago

Harassment is a little far fetched, no?

u/LisanAlGaben 21h ago

Redditors don't have jobs normally so they don't know what workplace harassment actually entails.

This would be grounds for termination for other reasons, harassment isn't one.

u/Educational-Date-169 20h ago

it definitely would be. it may genuinely be an accident, but imagine if it wasn’t and someone was allowed to use that plausible deniability to get away with it? imagine it was sent to an individual, but he was allowed to claim oops just an accident! does that make the person who received it less uncomfortable? and really even being an accident, no one should have to see unwanted porn in a work group chat.

u/LisanAlGaben 21h ago

That's not how harassment works and that's not how it is defined either.

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u/Taekwonmoe 21h ago

I have no idea what is going on. Can someone help explain?

u/xWroth 20h ago

Buddy of mine did this once. Tried to send a porn Link as a laugh to friend group chat. Accidentally sent it to the work group chat. We said his phone had been stolen at a bar šŸ˜‚

u/bell3420 20h ago

Id change my name, move to a different country, change my accent, and get plastic surgery to change my face. This might be the worst thing you could send in a work group text, besides accidentally sexting them...

u/thedebeli959 20h ago

Hope he swung for the fences and nd posted something gnarly.

u/OtherwiseLuck8920 19h ago

Oof somebody getting fired

u/Intrepid_Routine6373 18h ago

Tell us the porn link.

u/ramenbaby3 18h ago

Gotta keep that shit in the recently deleted lmao

u/IvoryLaps 17h ago

One time I had a super cracked iPhone and it occasionally did things on its own but nothing bad until one day.

The entire front end had a Facebook group chat. I was on cash at the grocery store I worked at with my phone in my pocket. A coworker came up to me and said ā€œUhhhhhhh do you realize what you’re sending in the group chat?ā€

When I took my phone out of my pocket it was unlocked and sending a bunch of videos and photos to my group chat, some of which were quite inappropriate.

Corworker immediately took over for me while I ran to the back and deleted the messages. Such a scary moment

u/James-ec 3h ago

Just claim you got added to a scam/fraud WhatsApp group and they randomly sent hundreds of inappropriate images (WhatsApp auto saves them).

u/LordSaucyPickles64 12h ago

Aint no way šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

u/Commercial_Tip4624 21h ago

Porn addiction actually ruins people the way any addictive substance does. I remember leaning over the side of an outer passage way on a navy vessel I was repairing and seeing a guy watching it on his phone a level down literally in open view. Dudes would be watching porn with the volume up in porta potties, watching it at their desks, escalating content until they couldn’t even have sex with a human woman anymore or climax without a woman crying and seven dicks slapping her in the face on screen. I frankly gave up on males because of how much it seems to impact every element of interacting with them. I’m no ā€œno pornā€ gal, but some of these men truly have lost control of themselves because of this ā€œcontentā€.

u/Western_Froyo6627 21h ago

Absolutely agree. I'm also not a no-porn kind of girl but I hate the industry and the way actors are treated. I used to at least think that OF was like the empowering organic home grown porn, but I've since learned that it's quite common for content creators to not have any control or autonomy there either.

That sounds horrendous being stuck around a bunch of men like that.

u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 20h ago

I think early OF was empowering, but like anything in a capitalist society, once there's money to be made, the exploitative jackals show up.

u/Commercial_Tip4624 19h ago

It was great for about eight years. Now everything, everything about working with that many men as the only woman is different, all in negative ways. And they ALL struggled with porn addiction, and many of them asked ME to be their registered ā€œaccountability buddiesā€ on various applications.

There’s nothing inherent about any of this. It’s all socialization, and I’m done with having it around me. Look at the reaction here, they don’t even realize how unhinged it is. My comment is genuinely not that fucking crazy.

The statistics alone wrt the parallel of trafficking and the porn industry should be enough to bring way more awareness to what’s happening, but even with the most selfish, male-centered lens, these guys suffer from daily porn use whether they are aware of it or not, regardless of anger being their only known emotion.

Some of the shit men would show me will never leave my mind, and the younger ones would talk about levels of masturbatory play I didn’t even know existed. It’s constant escalation. I got the fuck out both professionally and socially.

u/DoubleZero745 20h ago

How is an accidental porn clip being sent tied to addiction? Kind of a slide there

u/Commercial_Tip4624 19h ago

You are unable to deduce how this topic was brought up?

u/DoubleZero745 19h ago

A deduction is not a fact. You can assume something, but that may or may not be true.

u/Commercial_Tip4624 19h ago

And yet despite this, you still provided judgment. By your own logic, you were better off saying nothing at all.

u/LisanAlGaben 21h ago

This is the most femcel comment to have ever graced Reddit.

"I gave up on males" is the equivalent of men saying "I don't like females" or any other variations of using the word "female" instead of "woman".

While porn addiction can be a problem, people can become addicted to many things in life, anything really. And if I'd rank porn as destructive it would probably one of the lowest on the scale.

u/Foreign-Werewolf9932 21h ago

you have been posting incel ass comments all over the thread though so i guess you balance each other out

u/LisanAlGaben 21h ago

Oh really? Point out to my incel comments please.

u/Western_Froyo6627 21h ago

It's only lowest on the scale if you don't consider the rights of the actors. Not everyone is in porn by choice. You can't know which content supports the wronguns.

u/LisanAlGaben 21h ago

We're talking about the addiction of the person watching it, not how disgusting the industry is.

Stay on topic.

u/Western_Froyo6627 20h ago

Granted your internal organs will survive but morally, normalising and consuming harmful content is destructive to society. You can't really discuss how bad an addiction is without considering how the content/drug is created but if you wanted to just make it about the individual then fair.

Mentally it is massively destructive. Having your brain rewired to a point that you can't interact with and enjoy your fellow human beings without reducing them to objects is obviously not good. Not being able to survive or enjoy normal human urges without watching videos of people practically being assaulted isn't good for you either. Doing stupid shit that gets you potentially sacked because you're addicted to videos doesn't seem great either.

u/Commercial_Tip4624 21h ago

Not liking males yields quite a few less mass shootings and rapes so I think it’ll be okay!

u/Primary_Wear7434 21h ago

What a fucking idiot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/LisanAlGaben 21h ago

Holy shit an actual femcel lmao.

A rare sight these ones.

u/Commercial_Tip4624 21h ago

I’m spared violence and an early death and awful, awful sex and you get to be entertained, we all win!

u/LisanAlGaben 21h ago

Not sure if bait or mental illness but this is Reddit so we never will know.

u/Commercial_Tip4624 21h ago

u/ComprehensiveMarch58 20h ago

The fact that this clarifies nothing is actually hillarious to me right now lmao

u/Commercial_Tip4624 19h ago

By their own accusation, why provide clarity to people you don’t like

u/UckerFay11 21h ago

Lol, turned out to be true.

u/Commercial_Tip4624 20h ago

I absolutely cannot stand men, yes.

u/Primary_Wear7434 20h ago

And we cannot stand you honeybun

u/Commercial_Tip4624 19h ago

Okay???? Tf that’s the goal you dunce