Is beastiality more immoral if the animal is underage?

[u/morbiiq]

And does it make a difference to quality of life if you end up in prison?

[u/Redfish680]

Depends on what the animal is wearing I suppose.

[u/13thmurder]

If you fuck a 200 year old tortoise, would that mean the tortoise victimized you?

[u/Aelle29 → u/13thmurder]

The tortoise is clearly a predator looking for young naive barely 50 year old humans. Pathetic.

[u/taez555]

Not if you marry them first.

[u/wolfpwarrior]

It depends on the age of the animal in that animals years, like Dog years, cat years, horse years, etc. How you're treated in prison will not change. Not because the prisoners dont care, but because the quality of life already wouldn't be able to get worse.

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

I'd like to build a petting zoo...

[u/created4this → u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

a heavy petting zoo

[u/tacocarteleventeen → u/created4this]

The band NoFx has an album called “heavy petting zoo”. Pretty epic

[u/cuntybunty73]

Well that's enough Reddit for me today 😭

[u/JustAnotherFEDev]

I'd imagine some questions you may have are better left unanswered...

[u/shu67]

Oh yeah they’re definitely watching you

[u/Swotboy2000]

This is not /r/shittyaskphilosophy

[u/Dust_Bunny14]

Just say it lied about its age

[u/Atzkicica]

That's why you should stick to dinosaurs no matter how loudly the museum complains.

[u/snapekillseddard]

Definitely more immoral because trauma tends to toughen up the meat, and the whole point of slaughtering young animals is for softer meat.

[u/HectorSiwel]

This is a good question

[u/SuperFLEB]

Morality is a human construct. It doesn't apply to animals.

[u/MentalChance4368]

Obviously depends on political affiliation. /S

[u/Jrezky]

what if the animal is your sister?

[u/morbiiq → u/Jrezky]

Or your step-pet?!

[u/coolsam254]

If you paid attention in school then you would know two negatives cancel each other out

[u/APithyComment]

Wow - moo?

[u/Sufficient_Result558]

Whatever you are planning, don’t. Just don’t do it.

[u/DrumpfTinyHands]

Honey, don't fuck with other species...

[u/SaltyTemperature]

Optimally, you get to them before they become embryos. Zygotes, dude. Zygotes.

[u/sentinel692340]

I have no words 😶 just why ask this

[u/MegaAlex]

Or dead? (or alive?)

[u/loveddeviant]

Are you asking this so you can figure out the most ethical way to fuck an animal? 🤨

[u/Larnievc]

Surely it’s even more the lesser immorality if it’s dead? Then it’s literally a victimless crime?

[u/SwordMasterShow]

Only if you're not converting to Dog Years

[u/CreepyValuable]

...is there an age of consent?

[u/clumsy_inlove]

just claim yourself to be a prophet

[u/Whatifim80lol]

But like what if you PAID the donkey?