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u/Fr00stee 2h ago

mf did you get a physics textbook from the 1500s?

u/MysticalAnswer 1h ago

And a chemistry book from before 1897

u/AccomplishedNail3085 put your dick away waltuh 1h ago

Physics before 1899πŸ˜ƒ after 1900πŸ˜­πŸ™

u/JuanDeChuj 2h ago

Brother do you know how long ago did Newton live ? Xd

u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2h ago

150 ish years ago?

u/Findletrijoick 2h ago

double that

u/sougol πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 2h ago

and give it to the next person

u/DiabeticButNotFat 1h ago

Newton lived for 300 years?

u/xvhayu We do a little trolling 42m ago

everyone did before he invented gravity which made living beings age faster

u/bionickel 1h ago

Maybe we should have another black plague

u/vashthestampede121 1h ago

We kinda did

u/red_riding_hoot 1h ago

almost close

u/vashthestampede121 2h ago

Me when human knowledge continuously evolves

u/AKLmfreak 1h ago

Me when universities require you spend $576 on the 17th edition that has 5 corrected grammar mistakes and 4 superfluous paragraphs omitted when the 10th-16th editions are all still relevant and teach the same principles in the same manner.

u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😑 1h ago

Lol my university just provides a pdf of the book

u/_MargaretThatcher fat cunt 49m ago

You can't forget they shuffled all the homework questions

u/benjathje 36m ago

Also the programming one is just wrong lol. Read The C Programming Language and you already know 60% of what you need to be an excellent coder, then you just need practice.

u/spencer1886 2h ago

Nope, they changed some numbers in the practice problems at the end of each section, so now you need the newest version of everything

u/Chuck901 2h ago

I did my aero degree with books from literally 1934, and it had more info than what the lectures had

u/Dax_Maclaine 1h ago

All of my aero classes basically just took a bunch of old specs and data from ww2 planes it’s funny how much more info they have and how much easier it is to get than modern databases and from the lectures

u/professionalbigbruh 1h ago

No real mathematicians read Euclid or Pythagoras. They were written before the axiomatization of modern mathematics and is not intuitive enough for students.

u/Glasgesicht shitting toothpaste enjoyer 1h ago

OP didn't finish primary education, don't be so harsh on them.

u/Poylol-_- 19m ago

Elements at the very least is a very good read, and having self contained axioms is more than enough for students as well as nice geometric constructions. There are better books for euclidean geometry, still a nice experience to have and with some supplementary material enough for a classic geometry class

u/DaRealMagicMan69 dumbass 1h ago

1 year is a bit soon for a medical textbook. They usually stay relevant for around ten years

u/kilqax I came! 1h ago

The maker of this shitpost has probably never been to any school beyond primary maybe except lunch lol

u/United-Scene2261 2h ago

Philosophy: that author is still a popstar today!

u/Kiran917 1h ago

I still remember my UNI professor telling me at the final test that the book I studied on was obsolete and I needed a new one.....

u/naughty_robbie_clive 2h ago

My boy Euclid

u/OkFennel5747 1h ago

Elements is a work of art.

u/_ad_ry 1h ago

OP has never studied any of these subjects. Definitely not Science :/

u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1h ago

That's true. I was drawing dicks on them desks.

u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 2h ago

What ultimately matters is what you write in the textbookπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ«©πŸ«©

u/Anubis17_76 2h ago

Yeah no... The Art of Computer Programming vol1 is 60 years old and still the default. Knuth is the GOAT

u/Cellulosium 1h ago

History: Nah that book is racist

u/Alt_aholic 1h ago

Bold to assume programmers even know what a textbook is

u/lyfeNdDeath Literally 1984 😑 1h ago

Shit post not shitpost. No one on planet earth reads physics books before Newton for learning physics. Newton lived like 400 years ago.

u/DaWonklyWoogler I want pee in my ass 20m ago

Economics: That book is from last century, you need to actually read something from this decade

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u/starf05 1h ago

Same for humaninties. Oh, that book was written 2000 years ago? Amazing!Β 

u/MisinformationMan41 1h ago

text book? yes, what else would there be in it?

u/ArmadilloLight stupid fucking piece of shit 1h ago

I just miss my Yugoslavia globe…

u/Burberry-94 49m ago

OP discovered the difference between pure and applied sciences

u/Harddicc 44m ago

Wait till you get to history class

u/xXsourcefinder69Xx 23m ago

im in an IT college and these mfs are having use 12 year old software and books so idk

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