r/shitposting obamna 2h ago

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u/Gandalf_the_Stoned69 2h ago

How insecure are people in their sexuality that this is their reaction

u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck 2h ago

you're asking a straight guy who just fucked a twink in the ass to break a dry spell to be secure about his sexuality

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u/AutoModerator 34m ago

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