r/shitposting • u/Mustafa-Moudi-LoL Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked • 5h ago
THE flair 🤔
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u/EhMapleMoose 2h ago
You need to check to make sure they are real and not stolen. If bills start showing up that have serial numbers that were stolen you’re toast.
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 4h ago
Deposit it at the bank and then claim it as income to the IRS next year.
I doubt anyone will give a shit, but I’m a dumbass so who knows.
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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 4h ago
From my understanding (as someone with no tax experience and not residing in the US). As long as you kiss the feet of the IRS you could be making that money selling baby organs and still be A-OK.
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u/Ponklemoose 1h ago
That’s my understanding as well. Pay income tax and you’re probably golden.
But I might be tempted to cheat to be able to keep all of it.
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u/Express_Work 3h ago
Go "overdrawn" every month and miraculously find the cash to pay it off and the fees.
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u/TheMeta40k 13m ago
Are you asking for money laundering tips? I don't have any but I always wonder how it works.
So much get bandied about all the illegal drug trade and the billions it's worth. How do those billions get re introduced into people's bank accounts. It's pretty hard to do every single thing with cash.
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u/the_real_JFK_killer 6m ago
Id rather report it to the police than just take it. If you report it to the police and they cant find an owner (who can prove it) you can legally keep it without any secrecy, and without fearing that the serial numbers are connected to a crime.
Id rather wait the year or whatever for the police to confirm theres now known owner, and have the money strings free.
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