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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 2h ago

I need the sauce

u/Not-VonSpee 2h ago

Iridescentsilk

u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 2h ago

Thank you hero

u/hollow_image 2h ago

Thanks I just checked it out and I didn't actually know you can post porn on twitter

u/iamnotexactlywhite 2h ago

what else is there to do on twitter?

u/omgdontcopyname Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2h ago

become a racist

u/iamnotexactlywhite 2h ago

that’s the only requirement other than an email address to sign up

u/PerfectBeginning__45 stupid fucking, piece of shit 1h ago

No, there's also a requirement to become a homophobic or a homosexual too

or both

u/Spooky_Coffee8 25m ago

What a beautiful full circle moment

u/ajgutyt 9m ago

i wande if u no

how dey liv in toki yo

u/AutoModerator 2h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/X_Luci 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1h ago

u/ButterscotchMean400 2h ago

Here

u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 2h ago

This sauce is not that hot I need the SAUCE

u/MasterSabo 2h ago

The world needs it!

u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 13m ago

Marinara sauce

Ingredients

Original recipe (1X) yields 8 servings

2 (14.5 ounce) cans stewed tomatoes

1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste

4 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

1 clove garlic, minced

1 teaspoon dried oregano

1 teaspoon salt or to taste

¼ teaspoon ground black pepper

6 tablespoons olive oil

⅓ cup finely diced onion

½ cup white wine

Ingredients Place tomatoes, tomato paste, parsley, garlic, oregano, salt, and pepper in a food processor; blend until smooth.

Heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add onion and cook until slightly softened, about 2 minutes.

Stir in blended tomato sauce and white wine.

Simmer, stirring occasionally, until sauce has thickened, about 30 minutes.

u/Chromeboy12 2h ago

u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 1h ago

You want jizz in church ?

Even if you don't share their beliefs you don't have to be THAT disrespectful.

u/Legitimate-Curve-346 2h ago

u/please_help_me_____ makenot war 2h ago

u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2h ago

:0

u/solid_salad 1h ago

OC by iridescentsilk, this is a repost

u/Legitimate-Curve-346 1h ago

shrug, I don't have twitter so it didn't let me view it. first source that worked.

u/MajorBlue15 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12m ago

I can’t tell whether to call you racial slurs or thank you

u/blackyy_s stupid fucking piece of shit 2h ago

@iridescentsilk on twi**r

u/SeteMan1235 virgin 4 life 😤💪 2h ago

She's is also on reddit

u/AltheiWasTaken 1h ago

God DAMN

u/PromiscuousScoliosis 2h ago

Brb bout to make like Michael Jackson and just beat it

u/SpaceBug176 2h ago

Don't care, saw enough.

u/MinimumTomfoolerus 2h ago

An actual shitpost in the shitposting sub??

u/Reze1195 2h ago

Seriously what's the source

u/randomboy4349 2h ago

Those Who Snow 🤫

u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2h ago

u/randomboy4349 2h ago

Proof that not all heroes wear capes

u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2h ago

some did, but their cape became too stiff from activities unrelated to heroism.

u/NewestUserSoFar 2h ago

How to become what you already are?

u/CatEarsEnjoyer 2h ago

Improve, become world class racist

u/cipher_1230 2h ago

Climb the racist leaderboard

u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2h ago

Man, boobs are pretty cool when you think about it

u/kubaliska 2h ago

No, I think they tend to be warm

u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1h ago

Ghost titties aren’t

u/ThatDudeFromPoland Stuff 2h ago

u/MajorBlue15 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 13m ago

holy fuck

u/DoctorOgas 1h ago

Fuckyu

u/dextras07 I came! 2h ago

May god bless he or she who puts forward the post

Amen

u/Ender00000 1h ago

post so shit i shat myself

u/Disastrous-Speed-835 1h ago

I WAS SCROLLING IN PUBLIC 😭

u/MajorBlue15 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 14m ago

Best of luck man

u/Independent_Bit7364 2h ago

WHY THE FK IS IT SO LOUD

u/reddsht 2h ago

A certain group of people are responsible for it, but i can't say anymore without getting in trouble. Watch the meme again, to truly understand.

u/CorianderIsBad 2h ago

What's your favourite race? Mine is the formula 1.

u/randomboy4349 2h ago

Cool, my favorite races are NASCAR and Formula Drift, but Formula 1 will always be the best.

u/CorianderIsBad 2h ago

These are good races too. Nice to meet a fellow racist.

u/Habixi 2h ago

You can see a bit

u/UnfairMess249 Jedi master of shitposts 1h ago

Expecting Sen. Armstrong punching me instead

u/aCrAzEdFiSh 46m ago

I genuinely can’t believe these still exist 2026 who finds these funny??

u/Cynical_Mango 31m ago

dude... NSFW tag???

u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 2h ago edited 1h ago

For anyone wondering, the drop was worth it btw

u/SeteMan1235 virgin 4 life 😤💪 2h ago

I recognized this video

u/No_Fortune7206 1h ago

Jokes on you, I stopped the video because I knew it was bait because it didn't marked NSFW and it was on shitposting and should have that two black gay men kissing.

u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/sKarff_ 2h ago

Someone bless us with the sauce