My optometrist says I’m not looking so good, my gastroenterologist says I need to get my shit together, but at least my oncologist says I’m showing real growth.

[u/OhTheHueManatee]

[u/dunderthrowaway3]

I'm going to paste this in here before your post gets deleted so that I can see it later. The moderators are probably going to decide that this is not a one-liner. But it is good.

My optometrist says I’m not looking so good, my gastroenterologist says I need to get my shit together, but at least my oncologist says I’m showing real growth.

[u/OhTheHueManatee → u/dunderthrowaway3]

Thank you. It's one of my favorite original jokes and I've been working on it for a bit.

[u/dunderthrowaway3]

A+. Excellent joke.

[u/OhTheHueManatee → u/dunderthrowaway3]

Thank you. Been crafting it for a bit.

[u/True-Bee1903]

Original and happy cake day!

[u/OhTheHueManatee → u/True-Bee1903]

Thank you. I can't believe I've been part of this site for a decade and half now.

[u/delightful_cookies]

My optometrist says I’m not looking so good, my gastroenterologist says I need to get my shit together, but at least my oncologist says I’m showing real growth.

[u/OhTheHueManatee → u/delightful_cookies]

Why did you just paste and copy it?

[u/delightful_cookies → u/OhTheHueManatee]

So it stays in my comments always