r/nextfuckinglevel 17h ago

Three-year-old showcases his Shaolin Kung Fu skills!!

Credits: shaoxi15 (ig)

EDIT: The trainer mentioned #internationalshaolinkungfusummercamp in his post thats why i added Shaolin Kung Fu!!

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 17h ago

Can’t use a toilet but can do 20 cartwheels.

u/NewsMoney 16h ago

I was about to say this.

u/mat477 15h ago

My brain cant comprehend how that works. How is that an easier thing to teach/learn?

u/charlie22911 13h ago

Kids rarely make sense.

Source: am very old kid

u/PafPiet 12h ago edited 10h ago

Because of the context I was almost thinking you'd be wearing a diaper.

u/trippin-mellon 3h ago

Hey man….. Astronauts, race car drivers, and surgeons wear diapers….

https://giphy.com/gifs/sTo5jgCplg92xzXyhv

u/14high 9h ago

Bet you can use the toilet but can't do 20 cartwheels.

u/Unable_Bank3884 9h ago

Probably as simple as the kid wants to do cartwheels but doesn't want to use the toilet.

My daughter was pretty young when she just decided one day going to the toilet was what she wanted to do. My son however could not have cared less, no matter what we tried. Finally one day he took himself off to the toilet, dropped the biggest shit you'll see a small child produce and that was that.

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u/D_Dubb_ 13h ago

I think that actually speaks to haw awful potty training is.

u/Brittany5150 10h ago

Mine was difficult to potty train (autism) but one day I just told him "enough enough dude. I'm not changing a 4yr olds daiper anymore. Nothing else is working, figure it out." Like a week later he had it down. He would come up to me and be like "daddy! Daiper plz!!!". Bro, if you can ask me to put a daiper on, you can sit on your potty! So he did lol!

u/Bones-1989 16h ago

His feet touched the floor 29 times with his diaper not moving an inch. Kids going places.

u/Hondo-Bondo 15h ago

Wun-Tan, the diaper-kicker.

u/ityourlxvergirl 16h ago

yeah, while in his diapers... and my adult self cant even stand back up smoothly after sitting on the floor for 2mins lol

u/xc765 16h ago

I went back to count. He did 29.

u/ellefleming 16h ago

I love the pound puppy touch.

u/Stock_Atmosphere_114 16h ago

Not to mention the one handed ones. Damn.

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u/mikaball 16h ago

Yes, but I bet he puts his own diapers on.

u/Hot-Roof6572 16h ago

Dude took the words right outta my mouth..🤣

u/DisorderlyAqueduct 16h ago

with the centrifugal forces, he can make shit hit the fan!

u/cone10 15h ago

When you are essentially a vertical centrifuge, a toilet is of no use. Check for the patterns on the walls and ceiling

u/Cookie_Monstress 16h ago

Priorities 👌🏼

u/Business-Project-171 16h ago

Same tought! Full diaper and full of confidence

u/Upper_Television3352 16h ago

Get out of my brain!

u/404-skill_not_found 15h ago

Those things are not the same 🤣🤣🤣! A worthy observation just the same!

u/GeniusEE 15h ago

Nah...g-force induced incontinence from the spin rate of his cartwheels.

u/I_TheJester_I 14h ago

Priorities.

u/WitnessAway6720 13h ago

I can do both

u/reddiculed 12h ago

That’s the secret.

u/anomnonbon 12h ago

👏👏👏😄

u/YourMumsBumAlum 9h ago

Standard requirement for low level corporate employees

u/splycedaddy 17h ago

TIL cartwheels are kungfu skills

u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There 16h ago

Everything is kung fu

u/Clembert-Hamlamp 16h ago

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting/ it's great for sass not heightening

u/drood420 16h ago

In fact, it was a little bit frightening/but they fought with expert timing

u/Tyalou 10h ago

Kung fu is litteraly training in Chinese.
"It refers to any study, learning, or practice that requires patience, energy, and time to complete."

This is why the song is about Kung Fu Fighting.

u/Hondo-Bondo 15h ago

Just smell ahem feel the force.

u/bigeeee 8h ago

Fu kung you.

u/shyaznboi 16h ago edited 16h ago

Kung fu just means mastery of a certain skill. In this case, cartwheels

u/Ancienda 15h ago

Here is Jet Li clarifying the meaning of kung fu if anyone is interested

u/RagingClue_007 16h ago

I actually have a black belt in cartwheels. Still quite a novice (green belt) in somersaults, however.

u/Hondo-Bondo 15h ago

When I am drunk I can run in circles very fast. That's the famous drunken monkey stlye.

u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 11h ago

That's how you avoid throwing stars and bullets. It's just science.

u/NoAge422 6h ago

Go for it try 20. 

u/Asuna_Matata 5h ago

He did it with one hand also!

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u/Asleep_Mammoth_4125 17h ago

all THAT in a diaper is crazy work😵‍💫

u/aquacakra 16h ago

I just hope he still has his childhood time

u/SelectAmbassador 16h ago

Eh depending on what they are doing there is no difference between this and dad throwing you around and having fun. Than again not sure how they teached him to do 20 cartwheels while not even potty trained. I would love to see if it was just learned through playing or some dumb training shit.

u/sailriteultrafeed 15h ago

Daddy only loves winners

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u/Iskir 15h ago

Centrifugal force 😉

u/Buccos 9h ago

Kid is probably a small 5 year old and they put a diaper on him to look more impressive.

u/Its_priced_in 16h ago

Lol I could kick the shit out of this kid

u/lncredulousBastard 16h ago

It's just packed in his diaper, so that would be easy.

u/feeltrig 15h ago

Fling the crap maker

u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 11h ago

I mean, all you need to do it put your outstretched hand on his head and you'll be safe.

u/MC-Master-Bedroom 17h ago

That's called tumbling or gymnastics, not Kung Fu.

u/UmbraNight 17h ago

i’m sorry did you want them to start his bone strengthening training?

u/root88 13h ago

It's Reddit, dude. People shit on 3 year olds to make them feel better about themselves.

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u/Stardust-1 16h ago

As someone who grew up in China, I would say Kung Fu is indeed a form of gymnastics or break dance. It's mainly for performing and exercising.

The real useful "Kung Fu" used to exist, but that's about how to effectively wield a spear or sword on the battlefield. It was developed to defend the temple from invaders so of course working with a weapon is better than using bare hands.

u/fajadada 16h ago

Old martial artist said. I have been in unarmed combat and armed combat. I prefer armed

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u/IalsoenjoyReddit 17h ago

And someone give him a bag of Doritos from the corner.

u/real_justchris 14h ago

Bet you’d shout that out if you were there too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNLyKccqVmiBy

u/FrostyRoams 13h ago

Explain to us the meaning of kungfu, pale face.

u/backnthe90s 17h ago

Ha! He's achieved brown diaper level

u/bruclinbrocoli 16h ago

At the very least a yellow

u/UnluckySoil7275 15h ago

Black is earned after eating charcoal 

u/spankmydingo 16h ago

With the loose diaper he is also an expert in FlungPu.

u/The_Muntje 16h ago

Maybe try potty training first…

u/SonniSummers 16h ago

Why that would cut into kung fu training! /s

u/skydivarjimi 17h ago

Ok so I can't do that many cart wheels but at least I am potty trained!

u/your_umma 16h ago

Is this the same boy that was in the background of that other video?

I think it is.

u/_OceanOdyssey 16h ago

Cartwheeling your shit around is a new move

u/Euna_Chris 16h ago

Does he even need a teeshirt? Two handed and single handed cartwheels at this age with that velocity are just wild!!

u/DaddyBearMan 16h ago

Ok but notice every other cartwheel is one handed and it gets way way more impressive

u/LordBelakor 16h ago

I think little dude just forgets sometimes to put the hand down and still does it like its nothing xD

u/Shawnathan75 17h ago

I’m dizzy just watching!!

u/ldssggrdssgds 16h ago

His dizziness at the end is hilarious

u/continual_failure 16h ago

Oh yeah? Well OUR kids watch 15 second tictok videos!

u/Ok_Concentrate4461 16h ago

This actually makes me sad. That’s a lot of pressure and training on so young a kid to get to there

u/Common-Device-3117 16h ago

Child abuse

u/stuckstepsis554 15h ago

Where was the Shaolin kung fu...???

u/westcal98 16h ago

I was expecting him to hurl on dudes head.

u/TattyViking 16h ago

Fully expecting to get downvoted for this but whilst impressive that is so wrong.

u/AgreeablePeople 16h ago edited 9h ago

Are all the other kids just training to be extras clapping in the background?

u/longshot21771 16h ago

One punch he's out

u/K3453R_S0Z3 16h ago

AI is wicked these days 🥸🤓

u/ElLicenciadoPena 16h ago

I hope they remember to change his diaper before he does this, or he will splatter everything around him

u/s73v3m4nn 15h ago

What's a three year old doing wearing nappies?

u/Ghostpong17 15h ago

Ahh Shaolin, the ancient art of the cartwheel

u/Next_Drama1717 15h ago

Indoctrination

u/Sirius1701 15h ago

As long as the kid has fun

u/md9476 14h ago

Just let kids be kids.

u/MaybeMaster1067 14h ago

What kung-fu move is that?

u/s1rblaze 13h ago

Gymnastic*

u/digginroots 13h ago

Kung fu is just cartwheels?

u/OneSufficientFace 13h ago

How the fuck do you learn to perfectly cartwheel around before being able to tell you need a shit before you shit yourself...?

u/AceDegenerate_ 10h ago

That’s not Shaolin Kung Fu

u/PureProfessional3489 10h ago

"Three Year Old Shows Off His Cartwheel Skills!!"

u/Rip_Purr 9h ago

That's fucked up.

u/Coleforge 9h ago

Obvious A.I., but I'm glad the boomers are having fun in the comments. 

u/[deleted] 17h ago

Love his little gromit badge too

u/WorldWideDarts 16h ago

Not a fan of loud talkers

u/Select-Sale2279 16h ago

shaolin in a diaper!!

u/Mastermind7051 16h ago

At three I spitting applesauce into my shirt and watching cartoons. wtf? 😮

u/GordonGlamzey 16h ago

I was half expecting him to puke on that other kid's head 😂

u/semantixc 16h ago

Confidence through the roof

u/Ok_Positive6307 16h ago

I've already done it , but nice

u/fagnerln 16h ago

Oooohhhh... He looks exactly like his father... And all the others guys 🥰

u/Illustrious-Lemon-17 16h ago

What a cool baby 😎

u/fajadada 16h ago

Some of those were one handed

u/GOOMU13 16h ago

The diapers are killing me. 🤣.

u/sammagee33 16h ago

Kid could kick my ass

u/vespers191 16h ago

Would have been awesome if he'd casually thrown up on the kid who picked him up at the end.

u/justacoolbaby 16h ago

One time my three year old took a pull up with a turd in it and grinded it under his bedroom door until it was so stuck in the fibers it was brown forever.

Three year olds can be talented.

u/Prudent_Front_5897 15h ago

Bet he's drunk as heck by the end of it

u/SnooSeagulls9348 15h ago

Great. I just scolded my 3 yo today for putting a booger in her mouth

u/Doloryel 15h ago

Easy counter. Just kick him mid cartwheel….

u/Hondo-Bondo 15h ago

He nearly vomit at the end - Luckily, his colleague took him on his shoulders. Hopefully the diapers weren't full.

u/poofish_10 15h ago

Isn't kung-fu fu like dancing? I mean I think it's pretty useless as a martial art.

u/jerryleebee 15h ago

Fully expected projectile vomit on his head at the end.

u/Ok-Worth-4721 15h ago

Well he does cartwheels really well.

u/xbyt 15h ago

Diaper Ninja

u/dgfu2727 15h ago

Every other cartwheel he did, he did it one-handed!

u/OpeningTurnip8048 15h ago

Poor kid just wants to play with some trucks and action figures. Instead they got him doing.....this. In shitty movies, this kind of stuff is the back story to why the villain became the villain.

u/erutuferutuf 15h ago

I was fully expecting he barf his breakfast at the end then the other kid put him on the shoulders 🤣

u/Frog_Farts 15h ago

Shouldn't he be breaking blocks or stacks chopsticks

u/CryptoBanano 14h ago

What the hell he looks 2 years old

u/goonerqpq 14h ago

I was waiting for him to puke when he got the shoulder carry.

u/rainmaker66 14h ago

Kid is alternating 2 hands with 1 hand.

u/dmh165638 14h ago

His Shaolin skills haven't taken control of his bladder/bowels quite yet.

u/Capt-Crap1corn 14h ago

My heart smiles for him! Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield.

u/insideguy69 14h ago

Awww.. I hope he hasn't peaked yet lol

u/Gamerguy1313 14h ago

I must've missed a step; was this supposed to come before or after learning to run?

u/Ici79 14h ago

Is this the brother of the little girl who was performing a traditional exercise of some sort in another post?

u/Ribeye_Jenkins 14h ago

That shirt covering his face and arms must've been so annoying. What a disciplined lil dude ✊️ Someone get him a shirt that fits though

u/oyechote 13h ago

Thank you for adding the subs since I don’t know Chinese

u/GravyPainter 13h ago

Shaolin monks really start training younglings in diapers

u/EarthlostSpace 13h ago

Trump can take a lesson from this kid with wearing a diaper so professionally.😂

u/FlashyGanache2838 13h ago

He doesn't know what he can't do

u/OrganizedChaosBruv 13h ago

Now I know why my iPhone is arriving late, labor shortages

u/Biiiishweneedanswers 13h ago

While alternating between double and single handed cartwheels? Is this real?

u/lv5vegetto1 13h ago

Naw. I'm perfectly happy with my 4 year old playing with his hot wheels

u/FrostyRoams 13h ago

Of course its the pedos of america crying about a Chinese kid outperforming them instead of being SA-ed by american politicians and celebrities.

u/hamsta007 12h ago

We can't just let kids be kids

u/Chaz28o 12h ago

Why is he wearing a diaper

u/Mouatmoua 11h ago

I just watched a Asian girl dance for money hours and now this lol

u/attgig 11h ago

That mean mug and a cute gromit t-shirt. Maybe give him a white T-shirt and red pants his size.

u/Pylgrim 11h ago

Those are some unusually long legs for a 3 year old.

u/LilRed2023 10h ago

This is super impressive but why is a 3 year old still in a diaper

u/SmoothPineapple7435 10h ago

He reminds me of a kitten squaring up and hissing in the beginning hahahah

u/No-Mycologist47 9h ago

"Every New Born Kung Fu Fighting!"

u/Whiskeylipstick 9h ago

Brave of older boy putting him on his shoulders. High puke chances after that

u/Sir-Farts- 9h ago

My fat ass tried to cartwheel yesterday, ended up being a half-ass summersault.

u/mouldymolly13 9h ago

Gromit!

u/Jammy-Doughnut 9h ago

I can skip run, is that kung-fu?

u/SkiffleBall 8h ago

Imagine catching a roundhouse by a really smol being wearing a diaper 🙂‍↔️

u/nunyobusinessfool 8h ago

That’s awesome
We have something in common
I can do that too
See I’m 64 and unfortunately I can wear a diaper too
I’m just not talented as this young man

u/sweaterbuckets 6h ago

lol. It reached absurdist Dadaist levels pretty quick

u/trytheshakes 6h ago

To master bowels one, must first master body.

u/Beautiful-Border-290 6h ago

I am dizzy just watching it 😅. Great job of showing your skills little man👍

u/Jora_Dyn2 5h ago

This looks like the same little boy and girl from the other post maybe a year later. Incredible flexibility and skill.

u/Freedeadkid1 5h ago

My fat ass thought those were bags of flaming hot Cheeto’s in the background at the end

u/SqueakNRoar 5h ago

I can take him

u/patrick_oneil 4h ago

Can a baby shake itself?

u/Dead_Inside50 4h ago

Big deal. Anyone can do a cartwheel when their arms are only 1 foot off the ground to begin with. /s

u/Dedune9 4h ago

In 12 years the dad will regret this😅

u/Sea_Hovercraft_1014 3h ago

That’s it! My 3 year old is going through hell week!

u/cottonopposite 3h ago

He's more athletic than most adults will be in their entire lives already.

u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 1h ago

Gymnast not whatever you said it was!

u/Homer565 34m ago

Haha, in diaper!