Hose is kinked again

[u/cusecc]

I only buy “kink free” hoses. Also, this is what all of my hoses look like.

[u/HMAgent47]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jmr1Vhqv85t1wlBfAi

[u/Mumem_Rider]

Don't shame it.

[u/Sherbourne-for-this]

I only buy "kink free" hoses.

No, you don't.

[u/TellTaleTimeLord → u/Sherbourne-for-this]

We don't kink shame here

[u/Bingus-Dingus- → u/Sherbourne-for-this]

OP got this hose in the section of the store that's blocked off by a curtain

[u/fatmanstan123 → u/Sherbourne-for-this]

He buys free kink hoses

[u/chuckmonjares]

Don’t kink shame

Mods can we add that to the rules?

[u/punkerjim]

The kink free hoses i have are made out of fabric or something

[u/maybebaebea → u/punkerjim]

Yeah. The one OP has looks like a cheap one

[u/HPTM2008 → u/maybebaebea]

It is a cheap "kink free" one. I know because I had those ones growing up. I can remember how that specific hose water tastes.

[u/BlackRogue17]

Probably reads smut

[u/Graythor5]

[u/KnowsSomeStuffs]

Thats one kinky hose

[u/WhatTheFlox]

That's hot

[u/DocPsycho1]

Did it whisper to choke it harder? Did it call you daddy? Did you tell it to chill

[u/OhWhatATravisty]

This is both user error and not a kink free hose. Might be a free kink hose though.

[u/crazypuffles373]

Y not get a metal one atp? My parents got one after their dog bit threw 3 of em

[u/Cheap-Key-6132]

Buy flexzilla hoses

[u/andrey_not_the_goat]

Freaky

[u/mcjunk333]

Zero-G 5/8” hose. That’ll fix you.