r/mildlyinfuriating 13h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Apparently using basic expressions in speech deserves to be mocked

I’ve (F19) been working for this one company for a few weeks now and have only a few days left. (I’m only helping because they’re in a lot of hurry.) Today this guy (M19) from the same staff rental company as me came in and started working alone with me on a new project. We were chatting and I used the expression “double-edged sword” in relation to using AI to study. This asshole then said something about “smart people like you” and continued to call me “moldy” under his breath. I was baffled but later on he continued to say all kinds of nonsense about girls and women in general.

English is not my first language btw so feel free to ask for clarification

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u/Nonyabeesners 13h ago

Is "double-edge sword" even intellectual? It's pretty self-explanatory. 

I am, however, going to start calling people moldy. The best insults are the ones that keep you thinking

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

Yess, maybe something good can come out of this

u/mriswithe 12h ago

Native English speaker here, double edged sword is not some weird expression as far as I am aware. 

u/bluehelmet 12h ago

Non-native English speaker here. It's a common expression not only in English, but in many languages.

u/mriswithe 11h ago

According to some coworkers from maldova the closest equivalent to "the burned hand learns best" is roughly " if you burn yourself on the soup you might find yourself cooling the yogurt." I found that interesting 

u/Jam_B0ne 7h ago

I don't remember where it's from, but one of my favourites is a version of "have your cake and eat it too"

"The wish to both have a moustache and slurp the soup"

u/mriswithe 5h ago

Oh that is lovely as a moustache owner. 

u/OldDescription9064 4h ago

The latter is also in Hindi, but instead of soup, it's milk.

u/mriswithe 1h ago

Awesome, thanks for sharing. I find these translated phrases endlessly amusing. 

u/Xepyx 12h ago

Shut it, moldy!

u/VanillaBoxCake 11h ago

Ha I need this insult in my life too

u/OtherwiseLuck8920 5h ago

Please report him to HR

u/sideshowbvo 11h ago

I've started calling people dusty

u/Free-oppossums 11h ago

History is cyclical! They used "dusty" as an insult in Yogi Bear cartoons in the 60's.

u/lapsongsouchong 9h ago

that's far out!

u/grownask 1h ago

Oh, so like 40 years ago.

u/hechatis 16m ago

I have some bad news for you...

u/Ikey_Pinwheel 9h ago

My kids say I'm either "old and broken" or "weak and [my] bones are brittle." They're aren't wrong.

u/Brief-Supermarket722 8h ago

I like it. In Aus and NZ we use “dusty” when we’re hungover 😅.

u/Muted-Craft6323 7h ago

Bonus points if you call someone a "dusty old queef" in a southern accent like Walton Goggins.

u/Kip_Schtum 10h ago

Right? It’s a very common expression and I think he was just embarrassed that he didn’t know it before. Bless his heart.

u/Impossible_Source195 11h ago

you ever used “trogdolyte” on someone?

u/gyroman567 10h ago

All the time! You ever drop a "homunculus" on somebody?

u/Impossible_Source195 10h ago

no i havent lol. thats certainly an interesting one

u/sittinwithkitten 10h ago

What does it mean to call someone moldy? Are they damp?

u/MediocreMuddler 3h ago

You could say it cuts both ways…

u/psycho-drama 2h ago

Hey, let's not get too down on mold, penicillin has saved thousands of lives, spoiled milk would be pretty "cheesy" without different molds to digest it into a vast array of dairy delights, and the early discovery of LSD came from the base compounds of the ergot mold. So, mold can be our friends. ;-)

u/hefty_load_o_shite 13h ago

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. You're in the wrong room, op.

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

Hahah thanks, the bar was low enough this time

u/TinaTetrodo6 9h ago

Is it moldy to just reply “THIS” and leave?

u/_AYYEEEE 13h ago

WTF does moldy mean as an insult????

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 13h ago edited 3h ago

Rightt, we don’t even use it in my language so on top of being offended, i was also confused. Maybe he ment I sounded old?!

Edit: removed an unnecessary comma and added another. Might still be grammatically incorrect but who cares

u/ratafia4444 12h ago

That's probably it. Moldy=old bc in his mind only old (probably teachers or other educated adults) use that type of language. It's kind of an old thing that many second language english speakers have more rigorous learning of it, combined with current hellish education (and other areas) situation in the us, the difference is stark. So for you it might be something like a basic metaphor, for him? Never learned, ego too fragile, retaliates. Aggression towards women also can be from red pill shitshow pushed heavily rn in online spaces to men from very young. Basically, you did nothing wrong. Avoid the guy as much as you can and move on, not your problem at all.

u/mriswithe 12h ago

Calling someone moldy likely is meant to be related to calling someone a bookworm as an insult 

u/Xannarial 10h ago

You want something that will baffle him just as much? Tell him he smells like toast. 

u/iamapizza 🍕 3h ago

What if the double edged sword has a mould problem 🤔

u/JimDixon 8h ago

I haven't heard it recently, but radio DJs and musicians used to use "moldy oldies" to refer to popular songs from bygone eras--usually songs they'd rather not play but were still somewhat popular and likely to be requested by audiences.

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 3h ago

Ooh interesting! Not what he ment definitely but a fun fact anyway

u/TypicalTwist6783 8h ago

Think about the state that something needs to be in to grow mold

u/StraightCut2085 13h ago

Screw em. I once had people ask me for the time, I looked at my watch and said 11:17. Then they made fun of me because I was too accurate apparently.

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago edited 6h ago

Look at this geek, they told me the time accurately! What a loser!

/s obviously

Edit: grammar

u/No_Photographs609 12h ago

They were looser with their time accuracy. /s

I struggle with spelling & grammar. This is how I remember looser vs loser:

The loser lost an O.

Looser- more can fit inside 'OO' than 'O'.

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 6h ago

Oh thanks, haven’t even thought about that

u/BrusqueBiscuit 4h ago

That's how I remember dessert 🧁 vs desert🏜. I want two desserts, not two deserts.

u/No_Photographs609 4h ago

That's awesome! Loose pants for more desserts.

u/ThepalehorseRiderr 7h ago

It's autocorrect. Not people struggling with grammar.

u/Quicherbichen1 PURPLE 12h ago

I once got reprimanded because I answered the question as "quarter to three" when a couple of Brits asked me for the time. They didn't know what that meant. I had to then clarify that it was two forty five. They still didn't understand, so I said "It's fifteen minutes before 3 PM". I mean, how many different ways do I have to say it before they'd understand??? This happened about 50 years ago, and I still remember it.

u/Ok_Teaching_5195 9h ago

Mary: "So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?"
Harry: "Yo... well, y'know, I got a few things to take care of first, but what... why don't we make it quarter to eight?"
Mary: (laughs) "Stop it."
Harry: "Okay, seven forty-five."

u/Jasnaahhh 6h ago

Are these the people who say 'half five'?? That's the only one I hate.

u/LilyNatureBlossom PURPLE 6h ago

What the fuck?
And I thought I was stupid.

u/TwinSong 1h ago

Have they never read a clock before?

u/BelaFarinRod 12h ago

I once made fun of someone for that (It was many years ago and I was 14 or something!) and he said “It’s a digital watch. It’s a lot easier for me to tell you what it says than turn it into an estimate.” And he was obviously right.

u/Impossible_Camera302 11h ago

i would have broken into Does anyone really know what time it is...

u/re7swerb 9h ago

That's pretty moldy man

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u/Xepyx 12h ago

What about too accurate with directions?

u/FanDry5374 12h ago

You could have started humming this: https://youtu.be/9FzCWLOHUes?si=SzPR8MHSEmvcC8C2

u/RW_McRae 12h ago

Don't stress about the opinions of people who think being smart is a bad thing

u/ballskindrapes 13h ago

Classic dumb, fragile ego man feeling threatened by a woman who uses bigger words than he understands

Just put it out of your mind. He's a lost cause, will have a miserable life, and you wont

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 13h ago

Thankss, tbh it’s been on my mind too much today cause this was so uncalled for

u/Boxing_joshing111 12h ago

That’s what he wants, you to think about it and question yourself. He’ll do it again but don’t worry, just handle it intelligently which is what you’re already doing.

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

ty, I’ll try but honestly, comebacks aren’t my biggest strength so I’ll just try to make him sound stupid in some other way i can

u/CentennialBaby 12h ago

Just be yourself. Sounds like he'll be antagonized without much effort on your part.

u/TinaTetrodo6 9h ago

The appropriate response is “Maybe you should learn to read.”

u/crlthrn 9h ago

Shouldn't be too difficult, given his obvious calibre. Please report back to us.

u/1amNOTmyselfYouSee 6h ago

You are probably better off not being on his radar. People like that end up being trouble. Be very careful!

u/Loose-Ad7724 12h ago

Or he has a crush on you and he’s trying to get your attention. Either way he sounds like a toddler

u/Chuchu_Cat 12h ago

Don’t let someone else’s fragile ego steal your peace. Keep moving forward.

u/Ghost_of_Syd 12h ago

Stupid people will try to make you feel bad for being smart: "Ewww, you're one of those people who knows things!"

u/Cyberwolf71 12h ago

If "double-edged sword" is all it took, this guy came in looking for problems.

u/Business_Outcome2256 12h ago edited 11h ago

He's threatened or intimidated by you. Don't question your use of the expression. It's well used. This is a "him" problem not a "you" problem. Carry on.

u/DetectiveStock1340 12h ago

That just sounds like he’s an idiot

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

I’ve been thinking of shortening his work time by mentioning something about his opinions about women at my boss. I think that would be enough in this work place

u/uhitsjules 9h ago

do it, bigots have no place in the career field

u/ErgonomicWoodenShirt 1h ago

Do it.

Also, in (probably) their own expressions, they are cringe.

u/DumderMufflin 12h ago

I suspect its due to some people who see AI as a tool that thinks for them. They lack the capability to use it as an accessory, an aid, a tool to help them. They think it blindly provides all answers, to be taken as fact.

You threatened this person by pointing out its not a replacement for thought, and has a lot of risk.

So their response was to call you moldy, as in, you are stuck and opposed to progress. (Rolling stone gathers no moss kind of remark. They said you're stuck so you are moldy.

In other words, to address their own insecurity in what you accurately pointed out, they attempted to demean you.

Rather poorly.

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

This is how I would’ve understood it too but his wording made it sound more like just using expressions is uncool

u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 1h ago

It is uncool. That poor guy relies so heavily on AI that it's essentially a replacement for his brain, and you think it's ok to flex on him by using normal human language? What's next, you're gonna start thinking thoughts around him too? /s

u/YearObvious7214 11h ago

I dunno, I feel like you're giving him too much credit there.

u/jimmyd10 12h ago

Unintelligent men are the target for red pill content for a reason...

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

Same guy also mocked my former school since our teacher called him and his friends out for shouting some stuff he admitted to be insolent at a girls’ team in some interschool match. She “didn’t have a sense of humor” and neither did their “strict” head master when they attempted to mess up his car with ham

u/zziggyyzzaggyy2 12h ago

"Insolent"?!? Using more big words? What are you, a PhD professor or somethin'? (/sarcasm) 

Also "waaaa accountability for my conscious impulsivity waaa" baby bitch please

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

That was just my translation lmao, the word the guy used was much simpler but i thought this would sum up his rant better

u/zziggyyzzaggyy2 12h ago

Oh so what he says and how he says it isn't good enough, eh, is that it? You ARE trying to outsmart him!

Jokes aside, you do seem better and smarter than him in every conceivable way, don't stress about it and keep doing what you're doing 💖 

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

Thank you kind stranger, i can now go to sleep content

u/thiswasyouridea 11h ago

I love using expressions! English isn't fun unless you do.

Some of my favorites:

Coming out of the woodwork
Getting your ducks in a row
Like herding cats
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor
Take it with a grain of salt
A dime a dozen
The whole nine yards

u/likefireandmoonlight 11h ago

and except "a dime a dozen" all could describe AI 😆

u/LilyNatureBlossom PURPLE 6h ago

Elevator not going to the top floor was a new one for me

u/ElphabaGreen 10h ago

When I was about your age I had a customer ask me what book I was reading (as I put it down to serve him. In the coffee kiosk I worked at. In the fucking library)

I got excited and told him what it was and apparently he was only sarcasticly asking because he immediately mocked me for my excitement to his friends in line.

I got so serious because I was genuinely confused and asked "Did you just purposely ask about my book so you could make fun of me for being smarter than you? In front of your friends? So they too could know the coffee chick is smarter than you?"

Anyway.....he never came back.

I still think about him 20 odd years later. Especially every time an insecure man tries to make me feel small.

u/Yourdjentpal 12h ago

Ah yes classic big word phrases that no one has ever heard of. Double edged sword is a common phrase, my phone even predicts it. It’s not your fault he’s as sharp as a bag of rocks. Hopefully that one he can understand.

u/IBAChristian317 12h ago

I read this expecting you to have said something stupid or pretentious, but you're right, that is a basic expression. What a weird reaction.

u/sperey 12h ago

I agree with you. It is a double edged sword. Just because he does not understand the phrase, does not mean it is wrong

u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 12h ago

I was mocked in my last year of high school for using the word "thus".

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

Do you live under a rock? How do you not know that grammar is for losers only? /s

u/BriefCollar4 12h ago

Oh, so you have to work with room temperature IQ people…

No need to clarify.

He’s a dipshit.

u/RadishRedditor 12h ago

The best way to put these type of people in check is to let them finish their sentence, puase for a good 3 seconds, and then slowly repeat the bs that came out of their mouth with a firm and clam rising tone: Clever people like you?.

They will most likely tremble in their shoes a bit, but does not really matter what they respond back . You use that time to come up with a clever comeback that matches their insult but doesn't go above or below the level of the insult they said. In your case I'd say: Well, dull people like you, as opposed to clever people, are such and such...

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 12h ago

I’m going to attempt this tomorrow, today I was just speechless which I highly regret

u/Alive-Goat-766 12h ago

That's when you call him stumpy. His wood isn't a tree.

u/rowanstars 13h ago

I can only assume he was pro AI lmao

u/zippyphoenix 11h ago

He is intimidated by your superior logic.

u/Gravemind93 11h ago

""Moldy""

???

Somehow I've never heard that used to describe somebody. That guy is definitely the weird one.

u/RazorSlazor 3h ago

Don't worry about it. Life is so much easier when you realize that the opinions of such people are worth shit.

u/helpmeimpoor6969 13h ago

Sounds like an incel, stay away

u/Few_Dragonfly3000 12h ago

I’d be taken aback at being called smart over an idiom

u/humboldtHue 12h ago

Clarification? Your co-worker is an idiot. But you know that.

u/LawyerDad1981 12h ago

Fragile, incel ego. Intimidated. Ignore.

u/Ok_Aside_2361 ORANGE 11h ago

He is insecure. You bettered him in the first few minutes. Be proud.

u/ThePhantomStrikes 11h ago

Not worth your energy or brain space, he’s an idiot. We are suffering from an alarming rate of illiteracy. It’s come to the point that if you have any kind of vocabulary you’re AI

u/tennoPCA 11h ago

Sounds like a real prick.

u/mr_glide 11h ago

You made him feel intellectually inferior, and he as yet lacks the capacity to overcome that without being a big fucking baby about it. He doesn't sound like the brightest bulb

u/Woffingshire 9h ago

Some people are just genuinely unintelligent and will take it out on anyone who even displays a hint of knowing anything about anything

u/TheSupremeGrape 8h ago

I was watching a tiktok of this girl pointing out a comment left on her video making fun of her for using overly intellectual words.

The words she used I believe were "education" and "feminism".

u/ColdPorkChop 8h ago

The silver lining here is your co-worker outed that they suck before you had to find out the hard way later on.

u/ToastSpangler 7h ago

Really stupid people are very insecure about how dumb they are so they often lash out just hearing stuff that they don't understand

u/FairyFartDaydreams 7h ago

Read the 4 agreements and remember what he says tells you more about him than it casts any shadow on you

u/ExpiredLink404 6h ago

he doesn't understand what you said and he felt dumb lol

u/NightshadeAk93 5h ago

Im so confused by how that particular term made him frustrated that you have a grasp on the English language?? Its a standard term and can be used for almost anything....you are so smart. Im sorry he was that way to you. By the way, that sentiment is one of my favorites to use haha. I use it frequently lol

u/Infamous-Feature-338 2h ago

it's also not hard to figure out what it's meaning is so super weird to be mad about it

u/Dorza1 3h ago

Next time say "it's a 'make-both-people-big-sad' situation" to dumb it down to his level

u/astro_pari24 13h ago

excuse me?? dumb men and their dumb comments

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 13h ago

I’ve been around so many nice people recently that i was actually shocked. He has graduated from high school after all so i thought he’d be more mature

u/SomewhereActive2124 13h ago

Is he on crack or smth

u/FecknWindowTwitchers 12h ago

He is an ass. Ignore him and enjoy your life.

u/Lonely-Greybeard 12h ago

He's an ass. That's a very common and well known saying. This says way more about his fragility than about you.

u/ramriot 12h ago

Being a foreigner in this land where we are divided by a common language, I still get strange looks when I pull out what to me is the perfect idiom only for them go "what was that?" i.e.

- Push out the boat

- Dog's Breakfast

- Bite the bullet

- A bit on the Huh

- Lock Stock & Barrel

u/humboldtHue 12h ago

I’d be a little careful about throwing out, “dog’s breakfast,” in a professional setting.

u/ramriot 11h ago

Well if something is not a Dog's Breakfast it must be The Dog's Bollocks.

u/TheTVDB 12h ago

I would email the staffing company you work for and detail the situation, focusing primarily on the "moldy" name calling and his comments about women. If I owned a staffing company, I'd absolutely have a talk with anyone doing that, since it would reflect poorly on my company. And if they continued, I'd fire them outright.

u/Zill-Under-The-Tree 12h ago

Double edged sword is used in most languages in the world, why tf would he react like that?

u/FractalFunny66 11h ago

Yeah, he is threatened by smart women and please tell me you will continue to do you and only interact with him when absolutely necessary. He sounds like an incel, married to his hate. Don't waste time on that mess. God, this stuff makes me mad. These machines and political propaganda are destroying an entire generation of men. Why they don't realize that the reason they are lonely is because they are nasty and idiotic is beyond me. Don't they see all the kind-hearted, goal-oriented, intelligent men with all the dates? Man it defies common sense. Yeah, by the way, double edged sword is a great phrase and very poetic.

u/skunkapebreal 11h ago

It’s typical for an insecure person.

u/Bad_Speeler 11h ago

Your comment near the end that “…he continued to say…” tells you all you need to know about him.

u/Phantasian 11h ago

He’s just insecure about having to use AI for everything and is trying to put you down to make himself feel better. It’s nothing you did. The guy sounds like an asshole.

u/joolster 10h ago

Mishear him deliberately. What’s that? Mighty? Yeah - my vocabulary is mighty and so am I. ☺️

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 1h ago

Unfortunately wouldn’t work, we weren’t speaking English and there aren’t any rhyming words in my language. This would definitely have been hilarious tho

u/Incelligentsia 9h ago

Ask him how he's gonna survive through bs corpo jargons if double edged sword is the word that troubles him.

u/Cbazzajones 8h ago

Sounds like he's got a moldy brain...

u/phoenixofthestars07 6h ago

that guy is moldy

u/Inverse_Delta 4h ago

Irrational people tend to fear what they don't understand. When you use words they don't know, they'll feel threatened, intellectually.

That isn't on you, but don't expect that to change either. So long as you're in that environment and.you say things they think are somehow simultaneously both above and below them, this will probably happen again.

u/MountainImportant211 2h ago

He's probably just pissed you have a better command of English than him.

u/WellsHansen 1h ago

Reminds me of Homer saying "garage" and Mo gets annoyed, "Oh, you and your fancy French words: 'garage'!"

"Well, what do YOU call it?"

"car hole"

u/Away-Vegetable-7705 1h ago

Hahahah I haven’t seen that one but it sounds hilariously accurate

u/HeroBrine0907 6h ago

Just another sexist guy. But moldy is a hell of an insult lmao. I can't imagine what's he was thinking calling you smart as an insult.

u/denisthesaint 3h ago

Nah worry about it OP.

Guy is a legit moron.

You deserve to work in a place with actual intellectual capacity and at the least, basic knowledge.

u/psycho-drama 3h ago

It's six of one, a half a dozen of the other: do you tolerate this moron at work and keep your job for a couple more days, or let him have it between the eyes, and likely lose the last days of work, but leave feeling you put this caveman in his place (and have a few extra days to enjoy the weather. ;-)

u/Kalorama_Master 11h ago

File a complaint with HR. The guy sounds unstable

u/Actual-Dog-405 3h ago

He sounds like a woman-hater looking for any excuse to insult you.

u/Bennington_Booyah 12h ago

How exactly is someone "moldy". This has the potential to be integrated fully into the snark lexicon.

u/I_am_shantar 11h ago

Use catch 22 instead

u/Middle-Cap-8823 11h ago

Ok but why did he call you moldy?

u/Pazeq 1h ago

To quote Wheatus (Teenage Dirtbag): Man I feel like mold 

u/7XvD5 20m ago

I think it is part of this anti intellectualism that's a thing these days. I would just judge him silently and get on with my life. The stream of haters is endless and choosing your battles Is a good thing.

u/bunny_the-2d_simp 5m ago

Ah so lil dude felt threatened because he wanted to be the alpha MAN. Or whatever tf that insecurity projection is...

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u/JuiceGraip 11h ago

My ex yelled at me cause I said I had accidentally given myself a pavlovian reaction. Apparently it's insulting to use that phrase because obviously she wouldn't understand it.

u/avtarius 8h ago

I mean, people like that are the reason we need AI.