Cat exploded shaving cream

[u/Extra-Perception5974]

Came home from work to this

[u/poonmangler]

Social norms dictate that you post the cat

[u/LaundryMan2008 → u/poonmangler]

I give you my cat

[u/NewAndOlduphere → u/LaundryMan2008]

That cat is innocent. I can tell.

[u/LaundryMan2008 → u/NewAndOlduphere]

She looks peaceful but she knocked over my sowthistle when trying to leave the house

[u/NewAndOlduphere → u/LaundryMan2008]

Can you prove that?

[u/LaundryMan2008 → u/NewAndOlduphere]

I’ve already cleaned it up but it stressed the plant enough that it’s now flowering and dying since it only flowers once so I guess my evidence would be a flowering plant dropping its oldest leaves

[u/Affectionate_Cost_88 → u/NewAndOlduphere]

All cats are innocent. I'm their lawyer. All of them.