r/humor 8h ago

The tattoo of the ex

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u/odar420 7h ago

That's his mom bro, he know love isn't forever.

u/bosorka1 7h ago

yeah i thought it's his mom too. ❤️😍

u/x3n0m0rph3us 3h ago

fur eva

u/techdevjp 1h ago

That's his mom bro, he know love isn't forever.

That's a calico. Only 0.03% of calico cats are male.

u/Competitive-Chance51 8h ago

That must've have been some good pussy.

u/Obvious_Round_5065 4h ago

"She was a good pussy. Yes, that too."

u/OutlawSundown 6h ago

Cattoo

u/_AcuteNewt_ 5h ago

I'm annoyed this isn't the top comment.

u/kasxj 2h ago

Bless you!

u/AnimalPsychiatrist 1h ago

Not a bird? A Catattoo

u/officer_richmond 7h ago

Gonna need a sick ass panther to cover that up.

u/Bitter-Bug3692 2h ago

underrated comment

u/banned_champ 7h ago

Her name was Mittens and she broke his heart ok

u/Few_Kitchen_4825 3h ago

And she was a rabbit

u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 6h ago

At least it’s not on kitty’s head or neck. Never get a job!

u/TaintedTatertot 6h ago

An owl? 🤣

u/14high 5h ago

A meowl.

u/LilyPlunk54 4h ago

Indeeddddd

u/chowzow 7h ago

Petunia

u/BrienTheBrown 4h ago

Ahhh that's most likely a she given the coat.

u/Acceptable_Mirror235 4h ago

That’s what I was going to say. Girlfriend has a tat of HER ex.

u/LordE-LordE 2h ago

Or dude is sterile

u/glitchypillow 4h ago

That's his ex for sure, the look on his eyes says it!

u/sheap99 4h ago

Maybe it’s a self portrait

u/In_My_TARDIS 4h ago

He has sworn off catnip ever since.

u/StriversMachineryCo 1h ago

Wow, impressive, mother nature surely knows how to do her job well

u/RyoMedok 4h ago

Time to cover it up with a sick panther tattoo before his new girlfriend sees it

u/Brunette_curse 4h ago

If it s not ai i love this

u/bibimboobap 4h ago

It's AI.

u/norajeangraves 4h ago

Hilarious

u/neeter95 4h ago

It's Catterina for sure

u/Hardself1 4h ago

Omfg I have a tattoo of my ex but I got it covered so well only I can see it

u/ang1eofrepose 4h ago

She has a tattoo of her ex, since it's a calico. Chances of it being a male are slim.

u/velvet_frequence 4h ago

Bro really said ‘I can’t let go of the past’ and meant it literally 😭

u/ThoughtfulGamer69 4h ago

ugfdjdfidf he posted up and posing!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PIzkfLBuN5Xd6

u/Major-Unicorn-Proto 3h ago

That's chairman meow ✊

u/Delicious_Subject122 3h ago

She was lovely

u/BuchtBay 3h ago

that cat is literally just wearing a permanent lil portrait of a friend

u/one_person_unicorn 3h ago

That is his idol

u/Deep-Fill-4535 3h ago

Cat-astrophy XD

u/bunnz4r00 2h ago

You know how I feel about tattoos, Carl!

u/Tylrt 2h ago

If he bites his toe bean enough to bleed and wipes blood on the cat mark, he can summon a much larger cat

u/NoahBigToe 2h ago edited 2h ago

Yo, mine got one too

u/Student_1219 2h ago

its funny and cute at the same time. lol

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u/mari_1907 1h ago

Who said this tatto being his mon was really positive. Everyone has some ex and he also has too.

u/Nice-Marionberry3671 1h ago

He’s tired of explaining it to people.

u/MutedMinka 1h ago

haha choices you make when in love😂and it never lasts

u/adroitastute 57m ago

😂😂😂

u/OzzAlone 32m ago

With this aura, it's just cool

u/Steve1789 17m ago

AI garbage

u/hithwenf 12m ago

BTW this cat is almost certainly not a He.

u/poetic_poison 5m ago

THIS EPISODE ON INK MASTER

u/prettybluefoxes 1m ago

Seen this farmed enough now my farming triend

u/jbatty74 7h ago

Typical tattooed bro just begging you to ask what it means