r/humor 2d ago

OC Tough morning presser, Donny?

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u/Shirowoh 2d ago

Come on stress and cortisol!

u/Interesting_Okra_902 2d ago

Or morning poo into pants is harder than normal. Takes lot of effort to get it done.

u/SleepyCatMD 1d ago

it takes him no effort, he's completely incontinent by now; doesn't even realize when he shits himself

u/Being_268 2d ago edited 2d ago

None of them are tough! He just says "What a terrible question! You are a terrible person! Why don't you smile?" (To the women only ) Then he has them clear the room and he's done.

u/LawDogSavy 1d ago

He also clears the room another way.

u/sfled 2d ago

"How many 100mg Adderalls did you take?"

Holds up fingers.

u/VexedCanadian84 2d ago

his body is breaking down.

his heart and other organs are stressed

they keep pumping him full of drugs so he can get through each day without collapsing in front of cameras

u/EgoistHedonist 2d ago

Oh please let his final minutes be a public collapse while soiling himself in front of cameras. That ending would suit his soul.

u/JpJonesyII 2d ago

Holy fuck I never thought about that.

u/heatedheavy-420 9h ago

Play that shit back anytime Im bored. Like Kirk ha!

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u/sinsaint 2d ago

Quiet, piggy, he deserves no sympathy until he earns it.

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u/Previous-Rule5009 1d ago

And trump supporters are indeed, deplorables. 

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u/fuzzygonemad 1d ago

Not Democratic, but you really are just swinging for the fences here. That's why your getting downvoted.

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u/itstimeforspace 1d ago

Can’t download a snowflake

u/BigAlgae5684 1d ago

Say "dregs" a fourth time bro it makes you sound really smart and not like you have a limited vocabulary.

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u/SleepyCatMD 1d ago

is that why you're here?

u/damn_near_rectum 1d ago

Is that you, Rabbi Shmuley?

u/Andre-Mercelet 1d ago

Suuuueeeeey

u/rKasdorf 1d ago

What is a TDSer?

u/Andre-Mercelet 1d ago

Someone with an irrational, often pathological hatred of Donald Trump.

u/rKasdorf 1d ago

Do you think he really shits his pants?

u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 1d ago

Lmfao. 🫵🏻😂

u/SleepyCatMD 1d ago

u/Signal-Mud-4880 9h ago

imagine being a helpless 13 year old girl and this is the face you see

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u/SleepyCatMD 1d ago

I’m partying the day this fucking pig dies. If he does it on camera, I’ll save the video and play it whenever I’m sad

u/Andre-Mercelet 1d ago

Crawl back into the woodwork before someone shows up with a can of Raid

u/mulrats412 1d ago

I thought being happy someone died is Presidential? Isn't that the decorum we have now? Is something wrong with that?

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u/mulrats412 1d ago

So maga wishing death on Biden And Obama makes them filthy animals? I got your logic correct there right?

u/Andre-Mercelet 1d ago

Maga didn't do that. It's just stupidspeak to try to defend the indefensible.

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u/CrazyNext9283 1d ago

Not only do we wish death upon him. Regular Americans too! Fuck all of you scum bags.

u/SleepyCatMD 1d ago

"filthy animals" 😂 filthy is revering a child rapist

I really hope trump dies choking on his own blood on live TV while the most MAGAts possible are watching

u/1K-Year-Egg 19h ago

Oh, I wouldn’t wish death on Donald, but only because that would be too kind. There are, however, a variety of fearsome medical conditions capable of inflicting the pain, horror, and helplessness that he so richly deserves. 👿

u/SleepyCatMD 1d ago

I could if you weren't occupying all the room in there

u/rabid-c-monkey 1d ago

Trash deserves to be in the dump sorry if you can’t see that

u/RegattaJoe 2d ago

You know what’d make you feel better, Donnie? Fourteen Big Macs and a wheel barrel of french fries.

u/gotwake5 1d ago

Love it, but also - *wheelbarrow. I see this one often and it makes my eye twitch.

u/EgoistHedonist 2d ago

He's a walking corpse. Any day now.

u/UnhinderedGoat 2d ago

u/Abject_Jump9617 1d ago edited 1d ago

JFC, warn a person. I almost hurled. 🤮

Just scrolling along, minding my business expecting to see more text and boom! I see this close-up. Terrifying stuff.

Between listening to him blabber bullshit, smell like human shit and now look like dog shit, I just know gag reflexes are being tested on the DAILY in that White House.

u/AnySignificance4361 1d ago

That's fucking disgusting.  

u/thee-horny-housewife 2d ago

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

u/AdConsistent797 2d ago

It appears he may be Snorting it.

u/rosebudthesled8 2d ago

Giving a peace sign while starting more wars than anyone else is peak Trump.

u/echolm1407 2d ago

He needs a bucket to kick

u/Smboto 2d ago

He needs a farm to buy.

u/slyguy67420 2d ago

God I hope he has a heart attack in the middle of a press conference.

u/cryptolyme 2d ago

He’s cross eyed a bit. He looks really bad.

u/PomChatChat 2d ago

He was holding it in all morning

u/Futurismes 2d ago

Buddy is clenching his cheeks so hard just to shit himself in public again

u/Illustrious_Donkey61 1d ago

If you've ever seen the AI videos with a king that always eating a large haunch of meat that what this reminds me of

u/Artie-Choke 1d ago

That’s the initial hit of barbiturate cocktail they’ve got him on to keep him up and causing trouble.

u/Steely-Dave 1d ago

Look at his tie. He looks so stupid. I can’t breath.

u/davisandee 2d ago

Bros lip is sweating…wtf!!

u/Abject_Jump9617 2d ago

What the fuck's wrong with him?? He looks even shittier than usual.

u/beerforbears 1d ago

He's dying

u/thefoolhasreturned 1d ago

Clearly none of you have ever worn a suit in the the North East during summer

u/rKasdorf 1d ago

I bet he's taking a gnarly shit.

u/Revolutionary-Dust61 1d ago

WTF? How is his left lateral canthus so high? Did he get some work done recently? Surely not?!

u/CommitteeDelicious68 1d ago

Donald and MAGA really have no idea what they're doing!!

u/SleepyCatMD 1d ago

any day now

u/Common-Restaurant908 5h ago

What I would pay for a reporter to ask “Did you just shit”

u/user1E 4h ago

That fucking tie kills me

u/ShotLet1550 2d ago

Ngl it’s hot as hell where I live rn, I ain’t gonna press no one for sweating 😮‍💨

u/finalcut 1d ago

He's wearing a full suit in a grossly humid environment.

This is a dumb set of comments. Have none of you ever been in horrid humidity?

u/Andre-Mercelet 2d ago

Keep your idiotic political opinion out of this group

u/Smboto 2d ago

Freedom of speech. I thought this was America.

u/aikavari 2d ago

I agree , freedom of speech but no this is reddit not america

u/Bermnerfs 1d ago

Did this make you feel sad? Poor Donny DooDoo, good thing he has people like Andre to get their feelings hurt on his behalf.

Imagine still defending this swamp creature in 2026, where your only remaining defense is to cry about "TDS".

u/Andre-Mercelet 1d ago

My feelings can't be hurt by people whose IQs are the same as their shoe sizes.

Know what I mean?

Didn't think so.