r/flashlight • u/davidchuckjim1 • 5h ago
Low Effort Don’t be fooled by the crenellations
Alright so I’m a cop and work nights. I love some good flashlights and believe I should have as many as I can carry. So I’m dispatched to a rollover crash down a country road. I’m the first on scene and see the driver unconscious on the ceiling of this inverted sedan.
Driver is not responding at all so I choose to make entry. Somehow even though the car hit a rock cliff wall and flipped, not a single window broke. Somehow even though I get close to the driver and remember I have this fancy Acebeam L35! And I also remember in the advertisement pictures it had info on those sharp crenellations that can act as a window breaker! So I do so. Clutching the handle with the light pointing down and slamming it into the side window of this car. Nothing. I’m hitting as hard as I possibly can and nothing. Not even a scratch. I do end up bending the metal, idk, frame around one of the crenellations I was using but the window is fully intact. It was then I remember my fancy little glass breaker I keep on my belt. I pop it off, wrap my hand in a glove and click click click, the window pops. I then use my department issued streamlight and clear out the window the rest of the way.
Anyway all this to say that the “glass breaker edge” tactical shit is bologna. Don’t believe it. Get an actual window breaker and also, if you can, practice so you know what you’re doing.
The Acebeam if a fantastic flashlight, terrible glass breaker. Bonus olight clip, love that thing.
Edit: guy was fine btw. Super drunk hence the drove into rock wall.