Nah he's just big boned

[u/Wild_Pause8861]

He weighs 20 pounds

[u/Sad_Ad_2524]

Did he.....did he eat the pizza first before ordering the blanket from Amazon?

[u/Wild_Pause8861 → u/Sad_Ad_2524]

He actually ate everything. My house is gone 😞

[u/Sad_Ad_2524 → u/Wild_Pause8861]

Two thoughts on this..... #1 He is coming for your face next or #2?  Maybe you'll be lucky after camping in the car tonight to find he did put in another Amazon order which may show up tomorrow.  The bad news is that it will be Churu.  How do you feel about shrimp paste?

[u/Wild_Pause8861 → u/Sad_Ad_2524]

Oh no! He is devouring the car! Shrimp paste sounds disgusting, but it'll have to do 😭

[u/Sad_Ad_2524 → u/Wild_Pause8861]

Run.  Living in the wild is your only choice.  HE MUST FEED

[u/Wild_Pause8861 → u/Sad_Ad_2524]

HE IS EATING THE CITY!! I'm running for the hills 😳😰😱

[u/Sad_Ad_2524 → u/Wild_Pause8861]

He is in a fake demon form!!  All must be alerted, his furry cat suit is ruise!

[u/Wild_Pause8861 → u/Sad_Ad_2524]

Time to get the exorcist!

[u/OutcomeEducational12 → u/Wild_Pause8861]

I'll get him guys he looks cute

[u/Calamity_C → u/Wild_Pause8861]

Catzilla 🩶 He's GLORIOUS

[u/littlemegmcmuffin → u/Sad_Ad_2524]

He may be made of pizza tbh..

[u/Sad_Ad_2524 → u/littlemegmcmuffin]

His nips are now pepperoni

[u/SalesAficionado → u/Sad_Ad_2524]

😂😂😂

[u/a-gelatocookie]

New pizza topping!

[u/Notcid1]

Pizza fat I MEAN cat

[u/Visible_Cause3429]

Can I rub his belly?

[u/Wild_Pause8861 → u/Visible_Cause3429]

Yes, he will allow

[u/Competitive-Type1505]

I’m sorry kitty. You need to eat less to feel healthier. Your poor little heart ♥️