r/deliverydrivers • u/Kitchen-Whereas-2962 • 1d ago
“Can you read?” Sir, I’m delivering YOUR neighbors’ packages 😭
I’m an Amazon driver.
Yes the one with the big van, and the blue and black vest, the one who works for a third party company (not Amazon), and the one who has to carry your 2-4 boxes of overflow 75lb of water bottle packages to your, as yall like to put it, “MY FUCKING FRONT DOOR!!!”
But that’s not what my rant today is all about.
Today I had multiple packages to deliver to a customer’s house. I stopped right in front of the house. Technically I wasn’t supposed to park there.
Now I take full accountability for that.
I don’t do it for fun, I do it for safety purposes, to have an easy exist plan, and to NOT BLOCK traffic.
Mind you I tried my best.
I wasn’t blocking anybody, I wasn’t leaving the van there unattended for an hour, and I wasn’t trying to inconvenience anyone. I literally needed to carry multiple packages to the door and was going to be there for maybe THREE MINUTES or less.
Keep in mind I had to deliver to STINSON BEACH, CA 94970.
-Hard route-
narrow roads.✅
one way Roads.✅
no parkings.✅
1hr away from the warehouse. ✅
Bad service✅
No U-turns roads✅
Could easily get stuck up there✅
No help can come to you because you’re too far away✅
Hidden/unarmed Hazards✅
Traffic✅
Increase risk of van damage and car damage✅
People walking everywhere✅
KIDS running everywhere✅
DOGS RUNNING EVERYWHERE✅
All which would make a driver not want to deliver there.
Now my route over there started off pretty bad. But eventually I started picking the pace and everything started being ok for me.
Now when I deliver I have a rule of my own that I follow.
I ONLY and MAINLY block the house I’m delivering to. Especially if I have no where to park. I’d rather block your driveway then a random persons drive way. Again I don’t like it but I have to do my job.
Tell me why this old man pulls his car up next to me, looks at me in the eye. Signaling me and goes, “Can you read?!” “You not suppose to park there why are you park there?!”
And that’s what gets me sometimes. If we use somebody’s driveway, people complain. If we don’t use the driveway and temporarily stop somewhere convenient to make the delivery, somebody complains about that too. Like where exactly would you like me to put this giant delivery van while I bring everybody their packages?? 😭
But the funniest part? Before I could even respond to him, HE DROVE OFF. MAD!!!
That’s what pissed me off more than anything. If you’re bold enough to pull up beside a stranger and sarcastically ask them “Can you read?”, at least be bold enough to sit there for five more seconds and hear the response you specifically invited. 😂
SIR. YES. 😭 I can read the sign. I also have a van full of packages and multiple boxes that I need to carry to this customer’s front door.
And another thing people don’t seem to understand is that a lot of these houses aren’t exactly easy or safe to deliver to. Some have steep or narrow driveways, nowhere for a van to turn around, blocked access, loose dogs, terrible stairs, construction, or other hazards. Sometimes pulling into the driveway actually creates MORE of a problem because now I have to figure out how to get this big-ass van back out safely.
It was at that moment I had wished I blocked his ass.
I should’ve giving him my keys for him to do my job. Now he’s gonna go home, give himself a pat on the back thinking that he did the world a favor.
Type of sht that’s aggravating.
MAY ALL TYPES OF DISRESPECT RAIN ON HIS TIME TICKING ASS.
(Please forgive my spelling I’m mad rn)
EDIT: Damn 😭 I genuinely did not expect this many people to see this post, let alone actually read the whole thing and comment.
I really just wrote this because I was pissed off after my route and needed somewhere to get it off my chest. I wasn’t expecting people to actually pay attention to the story like this. 😂
Understand I appreciate a lot of customers from this job. This man was NOT a customer he was just a random bystander. Which made it worse. I didn’t write this post to bash Amazon customers I do see and appreciate the appreciation and snacks you guys left us.
Also I see a lot of you like my storytelling. Thank you! I appreciate it. I used to write a lot of stories when I was younger. Seeing people enjoy my story was something I was not expecting.
To all the delivery drivers, Fed ex, ups, usps, Amazon, etc. I also appreciate yall. I’m not just a driver I’m also a customer.