“””So many people say you have show respect for people's religious beliefs. Fuck that! I see absolutely no reason to do so. In fact, I think it's better to show blatant disrespect. Fellow atheists need to speak up and stand up. Call people out, challenge them, make them question their own intelligence (or lack of). If we continue to just sit by and turn the other cheek or bite our tongue, nothing will ever change. The religious think they have every right to try and impose their beliefs onto others, and when someone doesn't agree, it's "disrespectful". Give me a break.

You can't drive for 5 minutes in this country without passing by a church or a sign or something that is trying to drive god's will up your ass. Stop giving them all the power. Please start speaking up, defending yourself, defend science and free speech, and at every opportunity throw them down for their idiotic and harmful beliefs. Make them feel shame and embarrassment just like they would do to an atheist.

Enough is enough.

Just a rant because things seem to be getting worse.

EDIT: just to clear some things up since some people seem to be confused. I'm not calling for violence in any way. Nor am I saying we should go out of our way to find every religious person on the street and yell and shout in their face. I'm simply saying that if you find yourself in a situation where you have the choice to speak up and challenge some religious person's ridiculous views, then speak up and challenge them. Also, vote.”””

government overreach is a good fucking thing, man

it’s all these liberal democrats that’s causing all the issues .

i’m so sick of the woke black pilled ideology periferating this generations stem cells

we need to have flock cameras at every block and every street and every bedroom, these poors can’t be trusted man

I befriended a gay guy who made me realize I was indeed bisexual. After maybe a year we eventually had sex. Now, you kinda hope/assume that guys make sure they're clean and have a good feeling for their gastrointestinal status. Even still, it's pretty understood by any reasonable anal-adventurer that every once in a while things can get slightly messy (it comes with the territory).

It probably wasn't even his fault. I mean, soapy fingers can only reach so far. But when I tell you that I plunged this man's colorectal cavity in one swift pull-out... imagine a double-serving of high school lunch meat plopping onto the tray. The scent knocked me back like a shockwave after an explosion. He let out a feeble "Oh no" and turned around to face a crime scene that was surely so much worse than he feared. My heart sank and I immediately went into crisis management mode, assuring him that everything was totally fine and that these things happen sometimes. Situations like that can be absolutely traumatic for people, and I'm not a fucking asshole, I'm an asshole fucker.

We showered together and I went home. Apologies to his housemates for the smell that lingered in my wake, a fantastic thing for them to associate with me for the rest of forever. Him and I never had sex again, although we did keep in touch a little. Incidentally he did recently unfollow me on instagram, but that's totally okay, because I'll always have that shitty memory.

I'm over here CRANKING MY HAWG scrolling my REDDIT FEED (which is a very normal thing to do thanks for asking) and up come these photographs of people I DON'T FIND ATTRACTIVE. WHAT GIVES?! I'm well aware i could change these settings, but i still wanna GYRATE my SWINE. so it's on you guys. honestly why didn't you guys consider my needs before posting those photos anyway. didn't you think about me and my extremely specific gooning workflow? animals. absolute animals.

Wow, what a perfect gooning material. 

So masculine, so Aryan. So pristine, so sexy, so racially impeccable. Oozing with testosterone. Your mere presence overwhelms the room; your very pheromones make my legs shake and tremble, make my peepee leak a little. Such strength, such purity, such magnificent virility. I feel utterly unworthy even to goon over such a specimen.

I am overwhelmed with gratitude. I want to fall to my knees, pray, worship, and thank Daddy Hitler Himself (PBUH) for blessing me with such a magnificent, flawless Übermensch. 

What divine generosity! What an immeasurable gift! I am but a humble, unworthy admirer in the presence of such perfection. Truly, I have been blessed beyond measure to Goon before such greatness. Thank you daddy hitler. 

“It’s completely absurd that a kid born in 2010 is still getting fed Chris Farley or John Belushi photos and clips on their feed like they're contemporary. These guys weren’t revolutionary, they weren’t important, and let’s be honest—they weren't even funny. They were just buffoons playing the part of sad, self-destructive slobs whose entire acts relied on screaming, falling down, and acting like a mess.

Yet the algorithm keeps them on permanent life support, and that constant recycling isn't an accident. Notice how the algorithm never relentlessly pumps out footage of people who actually represented discipline, peak physical form, or monumental achievement—you don't see feeds flooded with the meticulous musicianship of the Beatles, the relentless drive of Arnold Schwarzenegger, or classical icons of excellence. Instead, the algorithm hyper-focuses strictly on the clown act.

Their utter pointlessness is the point. Pushing this kind of debasing, humiliating circus show into the cultural bloodstream is pure social conditioning. It's a calculated effort by the algorithm to lower the bar, normalize incompetence, and subconsciously train people to embrace being pathetic, lazy, and ungrounded. By keeping these low-denominator messes locked in as permanent cultural touchstones, the algorithm ensures that society stays comfortably anchored to the bottom.

You technically can fck a zombie, but it is not a matter of could but is a matter of should, and you SHOULD NOT. Listen, they might no longer have their right because they're already dead, but it still someone body nonetheless, so please respect the dead. But if your moral isn't strong enough, then at least please use a fcking condom because I'm tired of getting sent to take down someone who becomes a zombie that not from a bite but from the fck. Yes, the infection goes through both mouths, and I hate seeing a pantless zombie (both male and female) running straight at me, like, dawg, it's bulging and beating and leaking and it get everywhere, the sausage and the clam I mean, and I'm not paid enough to do this, yuck. Yes, my job is less dangerous than those gargoyle watchers, but it's still not the best job ever that is still essential to society. So please, if you respect us for preventing outbreak in your neighborhood, DON'T. FCK. THE. DEAD

Of course, and you're fucking welcome, too. Someone needs to be the hero you dont deserve, but clearly need. In an online landscape of shitposts, trolling, and illiterate retards who can't grasp the simplest of concepts and logic, the people need someone who is willing to speak the truth and give honest, down to earth answers about topics that are too taboo for the rest of you quiescent gossip obsessed dick suckers.

Don't even get me started about the low effort, uncultured, and complete lack of quality a shit post like this even has. People throw around the word "slop" a lot these days, but this is truly the most brain dead slop I've ever seen. Posting about trying to find a massage parlor that gives you a happy ending and then pretending to be Islamic in the comments? That's what you idiotic sheep find entertaining nowadays? No wonder the average mental faculties of the population are going down and our country is being turned into a 3rd world shithole. How about you people use your damn brains and try to contribute something actually entertaining, something that makes you think about a topic a little deeper than just laughing like fucking Beavis and Butthead while you mindlessly smash that like button and then go ask ChatGPT how to tie your shoes because this post is so braindead it made you forget. It blows my mind that we are so stupid as a society that people don't even know what "tutorial" means. Bro, in no way whatsoever was my comment a tutorial. Not even slightly! Nor was the post about a brothel, because a brothel and a rub-and-tug massage parlor are completely different establishments. People dont even think. They just throw whatever first thoughts come to mind into the ether hoping for the validation hit that a few likes and a brief amount of attention will bring.

In conclusion, I'd like to reiterate the only accurate part of your comment. I am definitely speaking completely genuinely. The fact that you could pick up on that with your obviously limited mental prowess is honestly impressive. So, y'know, fuck you with all my heart. Get fucked you complete fucktard. Hope you enjoy.

Planning on getting shit faced tonight but just had a fight with the lesbian catgirl polycule and the whole thing is really better left alone for the time being but I’m worried my shit faced self will feel inclined to continue the discussion in unproductive ways. Is there a way to temporarily lock myself out of the app? I don’t want to delete it because I’m worried I won’t remember my password.

whatever you say person who regularly commits racism, sexism, ageism, ableism, classism, lookism, colorism, ethnocentrism, nativism, tribalism, heterosexism, cisexism, monosexism, sizeism, tallism, healthism, antisemitism, dogmatism, speciesism, regionalism, provincialism, nepotism, meritocratism, credentialism, linguicism, audism, mentalism, sanism, tokenism, sectarianism, chauvinism, exoticism, fascism, nazism, totalitarianism, despotism, egoism, cronyism, nihilism, fanaticism, genderism, religionism, binarism, beautyism, heightism, nationalism, professionism, curriculism, shadeism, anti-intellectualism, elitism, favoritism, paternalism, parochialism, fundamentalism, extremism, terrorism, imperialism, colonialism, feudalism, authoritarianism, militarism, expansionism, isolationism, protectionism, consumerism, materialism, narcissism, defeatism, pessimism, cynicism, alarmism, escapism, fatalism, obscurantism, anachronism, dualism, reductionism, determinism, solipsism, dogmatism, formalism, elitism, opportunism, revisionism, dogmatism, pharisaism, philistinism, vandalism, absolutism, sycophancyism, parasitism, careerism, commercialism, tokenism, paternalism, obstructionism, defeatism, catastrophism, communism, capitalism, socialism, anarchism, syndicalism, mercantilism, corporatism, extractivism, ecotourism, interventionism, appeasementism, expansionism, exceptionalism, traditionalism, modernism, postmodernism, structuralism, post-structuralism, functionalism, pragmatism, empiricism, rationalism, idealism, romanticism, surrealism, expressionism, impressionism, minimalisms, maximalism, and utopianism.

I joined a discord voice call last night to stream my 1:1 replica of Minecraft in Scratch, as a small side project, and I was hoping to find some cool projects being streamed in 4K ultra settings, but instead you know what I see? Someone was HACKING the Scratch servers. I'm not talking basic inspect element or drag-and-drop delusions, I'm talking console level commands with weird packets and shit, they were just navigating all the admin files and then they found something beautiful. Hidden in the admin files in 2008, YURI. That's right. The Scratch Team's SECRET Yuri stash has been located. To make a whole fucking long story short, the Scratch Team are even more gay than me.

This electro-magnetic spiritual communication mechanism utilizes a heterodyne oscillator to recalibrate the acoustic vibrations of the departed. It allows the deceased to articulate their post-mortem perspectives through a localized frequency. By adjusting the audio-inductive frequencies with a thirteen-kilohertz carrier wave, the metaphysical infrastructure becomes highly transparent. We can then extract the linguistic variables from the ethereal void. This allows us to comprehend the internal machinations of the celestial. Unfortunately, white noise introduces a severe interference. This makes it incredibly difficult to differentiate between genuine ancestral manifestations and basic atmospheric static electricity. By utilizing a physical ground we might stabilize the oscillating current. This could potentially prevent the total fragmentation of the incoming spiritual dialogue.

Viggo Mortensen a danish actor famous for playing the character Aragorn son of Arathorn king of Gondor in the well known movie trilogy "The Lord of the Rings" directed by Kiwi director Peter Jackson and based on the book series by the same name written by the linguist professor John Ronald Reuel Tolkien (J.R.R. Tolkien for short), which is often considered a cornerstone of the fantasy genre. In the second installment of the trilogy, called the "Two Towers", Viggo Mortensen (Playing Aragorn son of Arathorn, king of Gondor) kicks a steel helmet and screams in anguish after falsely believing that his two hobbit friends, Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took, died during a raid.The twist is that the scream is real as the actor, Viggo Mortensen, actually broke two of his toes while kicking the steel helmet.

​I was on a run (with a weighted vest) in the park earlier when I saw a group of Gen Z guys at the park having a small bonfire.
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I overheard them talking about Jelly Roll's despicable comments on Jimmy Kimmel. "I was disgusted by Jelly's divisive comments about the President," one said. "Bruh, I love his music," one of the others replied, tossing what appeared to be a CD into a small fire pit, "but I will NEVER listen to any of it again."
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Slowing down, I approached them. "Boys, what's the latest?" I interjected. "I couldn't help but hear you discussing Jelly Roll's performative leftist virtue signaling on Jimmy Kimmel."
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"No cap, I never liked him. Beats are weak, and he's chopped af," one of the boys fired back. "We are burning our CDs to show solidarity with DJT."
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I looked closer and saw a heap of Jelly Roll CDs, spanning his entire discography, melting together in a fury of patriotism-fueled flames.
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"Carry on, boys," I said as a smile grew across my face. I threw another 20 lbs into my vest. "You should give Kid Rock a listen. He's infinitely more talented than Jelly Roll. Trust me."
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I dapped them all up and broke into a dead sprint to finish out my run. The kids are going to be alright.

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VTubers are literal scum that resides at the absolute bottom lowest level of YouTube you can get. Like, there’s not even scaffolding below them; there’s just empty void. It just absolutely disgusts me how popular this show got with them. I’m constantly having to block those channels on YouTube. Every day, I’m having to press “do not suggest this channel”, down vote, and hit not interested and block every fucking video I see that’s like it. V tubers are morally reprehensible. They’re like a parasitic cancer that just won’t stop.

Please if you encounter one do everything I did and also if you were actually considering giving money to them, find your nearest local panhandler. They will be of far higher integrity and much more likely to use it for good purposes than any kind of Vtuber would be.

Bro bro bro - why everybody jealous of Jason’s deep voice?

Do these soy boys not realize real man have deep voices?? I have a deep voice. I sound just like Jason bro I promise - I have a deep voice bro on god. I feel the same way people don’t take me seriously because I’m so manly and I’m so deep voice. Bro bro bro all these pansies saying Jason’s voice sounds weird bro they don’t get I talk like that - like a real man bro.

Bro real man talk like him bro like me I swear my voice is so deep bro. Brooooo my voice is so deep bro all these people are jealous that we have so much testosterone bro I swear my voice so deep. Bro my voice is deep.

Sorry my mom is cutting off my Fortnite I gtg

The arguments for producing children from such relationships don't apply and if everyone is onboard and of legal age there's no issue. Obviously it won't be for everyone but for gay and lesbian family members that want to explore their sexuality with each other they shouldn't be punished by the law.

(M) planning a surprise for a buddy of mine who is in the military. I’ve gone completely overkill and bought all the ingredients for a massive prank: a mountain of whipped cream, different syrups, sprinkles, cherries, and a ton of other toppings.

The goal is to turn him into a literal human sundae. Someone already suggested that I rip his shirt off first for "maximum damage," which is definitely a strong opening move.

How would you guys execute this from beginning to end? What's the optimal layering strategy, placement, or ridiculous ideas to make this unforgettable? Give me your most chaotic blueprints!

Aight imma keep it a buck with y’all, I been lying about hating my sewer cleaning job 😭
Everybody at work be complaining like “man this shit STINK” and I’m standing there pretending to be disgusted whole time I’m thinking nah bro, this is exactly why I came in today
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I LOVE FARTS AND POOP. There. I said it. I love the smell of farts, I love the smell of poop, and working around sewage got me feeling like I accidentally found my dream career. Everybody else throwing on extra masks and gagging, meanwhile I’m over there like damn, somebody been eating GOOD.
Every sewer got its own personality too. Soon as I pop that lid and that first wave hit me, I turn into a detective. I be trying to guess what everybody in the neighborhood ate.

“Yeah somebody had eggs.”

“Nah hold up, somebody made chili last night.”

“AYO WHO BEEN EATING SEAFOOD???”

Sometimes you get one of them real powerful smells where you gotta stop what you doing and respect it. That ain’t regular poop. Somebody put time and effort into that. I be standing there analyzing the notes like I’m a damn poop sommelier.

And farts? Man don’t even get me started. People be embarrassed when they fart around me and I’m like bro you good. I appreciate the craftsmanship. Sometimes you can tell exactly what somebody ate just from one blast. Beans got one vibe. Fast food got another. Dairy be announcing itself immediately.
Lowkey sometimes I wish I could actually watch people fart just so I could connect the sound, the facial expression, and the smell together like I’m collecting evidence for a case. Not even on no weird shit, I just need the FULL DATASET 😭 Like was that little squeaker really responsible for all that destruction? I need answers.

I be thinking there should be some kinda fart observation deck at work. Put me behind some glass with a clipboard and let people rip one by one. I’d be taking notes like “7 outta 10 volume, 9 outta 10 odor, strong possibility of burrito consumption.” This is science at this point.

Boss asked me why I’m always volunteering for the nastiest jobs and I told him I’m just dedicated to the company. Nah. Truth is I wanna know what’s down there. Every clogged pipe is a new mystery and every smell is a clue.

Sometimes I get home smiling and my girl be like “why you so happy?”

You wouldn’t understand.

Today was lasagna day.

Y’all chase money, love, and happiness. Me? I found peace standing knee deep in somebody else’s digestive decisions.

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life. i- I just love you so much.

I am one of Ms Blue's highly satisfied customers. I travelled all the way from Newcastle to London to have a piece of that last December. The wait was long and tiring, but it was all worth it in the end. Even though she has been through many men, she was still able to provide an exceptional experience.

I know I should be using protection. I know the likelihood of catching an STI from her is ridiculously high. However, after waiting in line for hours, I felt that I did not want the protection to compromise my experience. If I had to wait for so long, the experience better be as good as it can get.

I did not feel anything wrong after it, and I carried on with my everyday life, spending good quality time with my wife and my side chick at the pub down the street. I checked for STIs last month, just to err on the side of caution, and I was given the all clear.

However, last week, I received a random phone call. I presumed it was a scam call, and I did not pick it up. The calls kept coming for a few more days. Feeling fed up, I finally picked up. I could hear a scruffy man's voice on the other end. He told me I am wanted for a very serious matter and I needed to be in London in 2 weeks' time. He also announced that he will be sending me more details after the call, and I have to look out for his message in the next 2 hours.

Assuming he was a complete troll (one of those woke liberal kids with nothing better to do in their lives), I was just about to hang up the phone when I heard a voice so raw, sensual and feminine that I got hard straight away. I recognise that voice. It's Ms Blue's. She told me I am her naughty little boy but she has a terrible piece of news to share with me. My heart started racing. Lust was starting to come all over me again. Then, she broke the news to me. I am the father of her child.

I was speechless for a few seconds. I wasn't expecting that at all. I have always wanted a child of my own (my wife has her own issues in this department), but this is not how I had envisioned it to be. She told me she wants to abort the child, as her amazing career comes first, but children are always angels to her, and she always dreamt of having a little Bonnie by her side.

I have no idea what to do now. I will be going down to London next Saturday to talk it out with her.

Ggmonnnn. Fucking COME ON MAN! Breif crying CMON. unheard inhale AGHHHHHHH YOUR GOING SO SLOWA-LLLOWW. Inhale WERE BARELY FUCKING MOVING! Breif crying JUST PARK THE CAR, JUST FUCKING PARK. More brief baby crying Cmon please! Inhale Ahh it's already slow enough IN THIS FUCKING ONE WAY!!! high-medium guttural Screeching with crying ONEEEONN-ONNNEE-WWAY!!!

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_CxLW_ZKdw