r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

No more Mr. ICE Guy

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

When forced to choose between God and convicted felon Trump, who does MAGA pick?

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

a phone and an internet connection are literally basic necessities at this point

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

25 and already looked like a corrupt landlord

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r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

peak alpha male

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Found Trump female version

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

you’re mad because a clump of cells didn’t get to grow up so you’re going to murder an actual human? pro life, my ass

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r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

Bro got mad at a dream

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Straight for the juglar

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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

80 years of hard work and he finally achieved it. The hardest working idiot in America

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Map of Ambition

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Free Market, Unless Trump Doesn’t Like You

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

What’s the old adage? How’s it go? “Actions speak louder than words?”

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Dude has been chopped since 1971

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Graphic design is my passion

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Next-Level neighbor wars

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Fancy glasses

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

It shall be so.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Crowd work bro!!

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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Perfect response.

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

It offends me that he’s coming “oh. Because he’s Muslim. Got it.”

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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago

Of course the US was the 1 . Can’t have Americans learning Africa is actually 14x bigger than Greenland, ruins the whole narrative

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Guy leaves church for being too Christian

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

10 years is too long to be a decade

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