Had a cow that got a job and immediately got promoted.

[u/Pandaemic103]

She was out- standing in her field.

[u/bassoboffo]

Sounds like bull

[u/FuzzyExponent]

She must have really been moooving up in the world

[u/Pandaemic103 → u/FuzzyExponent]

A MOOver and a SHAKEr

[u/guestttttttt]

When she was younger, she was only CALF as good though

[u/monycaw]

I thought that was the scarecrow

[u/Pandaemic103 → u/monycaw]

Oh yeah, they're COWorkers

[u/ImBartSimpsonWhoRU]

This was the same rationale for the scarecrow who was given a lifetime acheivement award

[u/Pandaemic103 → u/ImBartSimpsonWhoRU]

Oh yeah they're COWorkers

[u/one_person_unicorn]

If cow is india then surely

[u/hypermunda]

Her performance was Cow-mmendable.

[u/Admirable_Dust7749 → u/hypermunda]

Simply moovelous.

[u/SpiketheFox32 → u/Admirable_Dust7749]

Udderly fantastic

[u/Pandaemic103 → u/SpiketheFox32]

Legen-DAIRY

[u/star_blazar]

She became a Moo-sician, right?

[u/Pandaemic103 → u/star_blazar]

For a while she was part of Flogging Moolly

[u/star_blazar → u/Pandaemic103]

Oh! I thought she did moo-town rock.

[u/Pandaemic103 → u/star_blazar]

She's moosically multi talented

[u/star_blazar → u/Pandaemic103]

On second thought she may have been part of the moo-dy blues.. Or was it Blue Prairie Oyster Cult?

[u/PapaSmurfenburg]

A key steakholder in the company

[u/Pandaemic103 → u/PapaSmurfenburg]

She's gonna STEER them in a good direction

[u/GuntherHogmoney]

Moooving on up