r/cleandadjokes Jul 09 '26

🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 What's the difference between a sock and a camera

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A sock takes five toes, A camera takes photos


r/cleandadjokes 11h ago

Did you hear about the man who lost the whole left side of his body?

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He's alright now


r/cleandadjokes 11h ago

I thought about making a pencil with erasers at both ends.

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But there’s no point.


r/cleandadjokes 3h ago

Did you hear about the butcher who walked backwards into a meat grinder?

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He got a little behind in his work.


r/cleandadjokes 19h ago

I have a row of rabbits replanting the lawn. It’s my…

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reseeding hare line.


r/cleandadjokes 4h ago

I asked my dog what’s on top of a house.

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He said, “Roof.” I told him he was barking up the wrong tree. 😭


r/cleandadjokes 15h ago

Why can you never trust atoms?

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They make up everything.


r/cleandadjokes 11h ago

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

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Roberto


r/cleandadjokes 3h ago

I started a band called 999 Megabytes.

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We still haven’t gotten a gig. We haven’t got a gig yet.


r/cleandadjokes 9h ago

When SBC bought Pacific Bell we had to learn “Texan”

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What is another word for rabbit?

“Hare”

What do you call a female goat?

“Ewe”

Put them together

“Hare ewe?”

“Jes fine. Hare ewe?”


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

I told my wife I was going to name our dog “Six Miles.”

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That way, every morning I can honestly say I walked Six Miles. 😂


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

My favorite part of dinner

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is when the delivery person shows up!


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What state is known for its small drinks?

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Minnesota ;>


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Because he was outstanding in his field ;)


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

The other day I bought a thesaurus..

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but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

My Gramma is starting a flag football team in San Francisco,

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Called

the

Forty Nannas.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

I need to warn you all about the dangers of trying to cross a crab with a cheetah.

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It could go sideways real fast.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

What do you call a man who can't stand?

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Neil


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What do you call a fibbing cat?

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A lion.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

Why do we say “break a leg” to stage actors?

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Because every play needs a cast.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

I resigned from the clock factory today.

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After all the extra hours I put in.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

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He just couldn't see himself doing it.


r/cleandadjokes 1d ago

What's faster than an escalator?

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An Ascasooner


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

Why did the deer go to the dentist?

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It had buck teeth.


r/cleandadjokes 2d ago

I was going to tell a joke about time travel.

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But you guys didn't like it.