r/bearsdoinghumanthings • u/Narrow-Candle1903 • 3d ago

Russian guys casually driving around with a bear

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u/possessed_watermelon 3d ago

Can i pet that dawg

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 3d ago

Back to the front!

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u/LuckyReception6701 21h ago

YOU WILL DO!!!

WHAT I SAY!!!

WHEN I SAY!!!

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u/masalamedicine 3d ago

The person who details that car must be like "what kind of dog do you have?"

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u/Expensive_Tap7427 3d ago

Bearhound

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u/masalamedicine 3d ago

Wonder what that breath must smell like. Actually, never want to find out

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u/meltedlaundry 3d ago

The things I have heard about the breath of wild animals, especially meat eaters, is something I will not forget

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u/imyourdruidess420 3d ago

They like to let meat rot before they eat it. Does that answer the question?

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u/Dutch1206 3d ago

Interesting. I never knew this. Almost like dry aging meat if you think about it.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 3d ago

Why?

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u/imyourdruidess420 2d ago

I don't know but Google has the answers you seek

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u/LaurelCanyoner 2d ago

Bears are supposed to smell REALLY BAD.

But in Soviet union we don’t have smells.

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u/Accomplished_Bank103 3d ago

I have a large breed dog. It costs a fortune to feed her these days. I can’t imagine how much food that bear needs. At least if my dog gets hungry, I don’t have to worry about her eating me.

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u/KATCEO1 2d ago

I am thinking no one is ever going to rob their house though.

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u/mosesoperandi 3d ago

Russians with bears are one of my favorite classic internet video genres

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u/Slut_for_Bacon 3d ago

Its largely animal abuse.

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u/Olealicat 1d ago

If this man eventually gets mauled by his bear…

He deserves it.

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u/Slut_for_Bacon 1d ago

Well he ripped the bears teeth out so that pr9bably wont happen.

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u/mosesoperandi 3d ago

I mean, back in in 2010, all we knew was that crazy Russians were posting videos of themselves with bears on the internet

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u/Pahay 3d ago

You talking about the bear or the russian? Because I’m all for russian abuse now

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u/backspace_cars 2d ago

You can't prove that

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u/Dead_before_dessert 3d ago

Not just a bear. That's a fucking grizzly. 

I'd consider driving around with a black bear, they're pretty chill.  A grizzly?  No.  Thanks, but no.

I'd still take him over the man in the woods though.

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u/riisen 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/BeerNcheesePlz 3d ago

I love that big bear butt. Bears are so cute.

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u/Spirited-Visit3193 2d ago

Tire pressure fighting for its life lol

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u/Mysterious-Bird-4715 3d ago

Guessing they raised it, but still…

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u/Pokemom3000 3d ago

Aaaah... this makes me miss my old block head pitbull mix. We used to joke about her being like a bear because the body movement and behavior could be so similar.

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u/2_dog_father 3d ago

In Russia we make sacrifice with the smallest dude in the group to the bear. The bear has belly full so it doesn't attac the rest of us. If you are the smallest person, don't go out with friends where bears are.

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u/BasicDurgeanomics 3d ago

"I love you guys! Still probably gonna kill and eat you, but I do love you!"

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u/Purkinsmom 2d ago

Fren shaped. So fren?

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u/shortiz420 2d ago

Russian have pet bears instead of dogs

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u/Energylegs23 2d ago

Bears have pet Russians you mean?

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u/T1m3Wizard 3d ago

That's their version of dog

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u/Purple-Will9713 3d ago

those crazy Russians i tell you

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u/trucorsair 3d ago

Comrade Putin welcome you to the Donbas

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u/tiffanyjen 3d ago

That was something!

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u/New-IncognitoWindow 2d ago

That bear has a better friend group than I do, and he could eat them if he wants a snack.

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u/Jmal3700 1d ago

When your boyfriend is literally a bear. 😳😬🐻

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u/wageslave2022 1d ago

Fastfood drive thru restaurant window. 300 cheeseburgers.

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u/xpietoe42 20h ago

sir, your dog must be on a leash