If I can't cross here, then I have to ride my wheelchair a whole block to get back on the sidewalk. That's what I usually wind up doing, but last night I just got fed up and I decided I'm going to get this car towed. I call the police non-emergency number. Waited 20 minutes or so. Never got an answer. What do I do?

Arrow points to the cutaway.

Witnessed this guy whip it into the parking lot of a brewery, slam on his breaks, double park the long way (one of the spots being handicap parking), leave his driver door open, all to rush inside and get a cold brew coffee and speed off.

Blocking 2 handicapped spaces, the access space, and the ramp...in an entirely empty parking lot.

Saw this at the office a few years ago. Thought I’d share. Took the picture because I knew whose car it was. And she was as insufferable as the parking suggests.

Grocery store just blatently parking in handicap without a permit and 100% not disabled.

ETA: there is no handicap plate and the people leaving the car looked like they work out every day. They were in no way handicap. I have a pic of the plate but you can't upload identifying info on the sub and I can't add pics now anyway.

Heres is the redacted plate...

https://imgur.com/a/EXaYHax

First I'm sure this is going to get a few people incensed and for that I'm sorry.

But truthfully, where is it okay to take up multiple spaces so you can ensure that inconsiderate drivers will not give you a door ding?? I have a brand new vehicle, first vehicle I've driven off the lot with zero miles. I'm very proud and protective of it. Personally I do not park close, I park far out. I typically look for an end of the row spot so that I can hug the curb on the left or right and give myself enough room to hopefully not get dinged.

For the record I'm completely against most of the asshats featured in the sub. If you're within a 1-200ft of the door you should Park normally within your lines.

But we all have to acknowledge with as many shitty parkers as there are there are in equally shitty amount of people that don't mind dinging someone's car.

Just curious what the consensus is so that I can make sure I don't ruffle too many feathers.

My neighbor consistently parks over the line, crooked, and way too close to my vehicle making it incredibly difficult to get in and out. Our building has assigned spaces and even though the parking space next to them is almost always open, they still park like this. I don’t understand how someone can even park this badly and then not realize or care enough to repark and just walks away from their car like that. What would you do?

Edit to add and answer some questions: some of you who are saying this car is parked fine and the problem is my “big truck” which is completely stock, not lifted or modified in any way clearly aren’t looking at all 3 pictures. Steering wheels are both on the left side. No my neighbor is not elderly or disabled. This is an able bodied woman in her 20s-30s. Does not have children, therefore no baby seat or anything like that. We have parking for people with disabilities. She is usually alone in the vehicle sometimes accompanied by a man (similar age, able bodied, normal size) presumably her partner.

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Right on top of the line too

… because how in the hell were they gonna get out and not ding the door on the lamppost?

She looked back as she walked inside too.

Full parking lot but Audi driver decided to park across two spots. These are extra wide spots too 😆

The mx-5 took last bay as I was trying to park with my kids in car. He does no have tax ether. Motor bike is also seems to have lost his child of the back of his bike on the way here 😳

i have a handicap placard/plate tags but couldn’t fit my car into the actual spot because this lady decided that this was perfectly okay.