r/YUROP Feb 10 '26

What should be the national animal of a European Federation?

1141 votes, Feb 17 '26
180 Bull
112 Eagle
288 Phoenix
252 European Robin
144 European Bison
165 Other (comments)
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u/lemontolha Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 🌹🗽 Feb 10 '26

The owl.

u/Index_2080 Schleswig-Holstein‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

Came here to say the same. Owls are cool.

u/Grzechoooo Polska‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

Came here to say the same. They are also a symbol of democracy and wisdom.

u/Haenryk Feb 10 '26

and some pretty skilled hunters

u/MarkMew Magyarország‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

Hell yea

u/explendable Feb 10 '26

Goddamn this is good! 

u/GarlicThread Feb 11 '26

Wrap it up, folks, we have a winner.

u/fnordius Bayern‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

That's why Adam Weishaupt chose the Athenian owl as the symbol for his little society. You may have heard of it, they called themselves the Perfectebilists, and then, later, the Illuminati.

What, you thought the Illuminati were the eye in the pyramid? That's always been the symbol for God. The actual, historical Illuminati used the owl.

u/logosfabula Italia‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 14 '26

u/lemontolha Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 🌹🗽 Feb 14 '26

Yep. I think Europe should be more Athens/ancient Greece than Rome. Let the Americans cosplay Rome.

u/thebannedtoo Feb 11 '26

Nice!
And a rat (Giorgia) in it's beak.

u/to_glory_we_steer Don't blame me I voted Feb 10 '26

Bobr

u/Grzechoooo Polska‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

Another step in the masterplan of turning the EU into the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 2.0

u/EtteRavan País federal Occitan Feb 11 '26

Kurva bobr !

u/Sniffagator Cataluña/Catalunya‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

Borb? european robin then.

u/brewing_brotherhood Hrvatska‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

Lynx

u/GeneralFloofButt Yuropean 🇪🇺🇳🇱 Feb 10 '26

u/Spy_crab_ Yuropean Feb 10 '26

Unironically a blessed pick based on both range and colour scheme, even ignoring the meme name.

*Edit, Blue Tits have a range closer to the actual EU shape as well as being more EU coloured.

u/Spy_crab_ Yuropean Feb 10 '26

Blue tit. They have a range very close to the EU borders and are EU coloured. Also just a very recognisible bird you can see, but not every day, in many EU nations.

u/DsMufflonkoenig Feb 11 '26

I came here to say this. Also, they are fierce. Saw a comment here a while back concerning this exact question and someone who handles birds regularly proposed the blue tit over the robin, because they'd handle a robin any day, but a blue tit only with protective gloves.

u/Buntschatten Feb 11 '26

Also easy to show support at sports event etc., just paint your chest blue.

u/KomradeCumojedica Харківська область Feb 10 '26

Bull for the coat of arms and swan for the Air Force coat of arms (yeah, both as references to Zeus)

u/glaviouse France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Feb 10 '26

like Europa being fucked by a bull (Zeus), I not sure that's the best reference...

u/KomradeCumojedica Харківська область Feb 10 '26

sure, it's tacky, but no more so than eagle (for eagle is too an emblem of Zeus/Jupiter, and in the myth of Prometheus it was an eagle who tormented the titan), and better grounded in classical mythology than phoenix (who's more associated with Egypt and what is currently known as Lebanon, the image of phoenix (as жар-птица) being appropriated by r*zzian "eurasianists" (or at least some of them), thus making it a kind of symbol whose Europeanness has to be better explained to fit)

u/Jafarrolo Feb 11 '26

I would like wolf, it is more or less in all of Europe and it is both a symbol of strength and loyalty to the pack

u/Buntschatten Feb 11 '26

Ooh, I like that. Also harkens back to Roman imagery.

u/thisislieven l'ewrópælik Feb 10 '26

Wild Boar.

Native to continental Europe from east to west and north to south.

Appears in all kinds of mythology and lore across our histories, and plays very much a dual role. They embody both warrior virtues and spiritual authority. They've murdered and been murdered (a duality I find fitting for Europe's history).

Typically they don't attack others but when they do they're ferocious. Like Europe (ideally).

Also, they're cool and weird.

picture is an interpretation of an Altamira cave drawing (Spain)

u/Nikkonor Norway ‎ Feb 11 '26

Native to continental Europe from east to west and north to south.

No, not the north.

u/UnsureAndUnqualified Yuropean Federalist Feb 11 '26

While not all regions have them, Norway is the only country without at least some native wild boar populations. See this map for what I mean.

Not the best choice in this thread imo, particularly with how far it has spread across Asia too, but still quite a good idea I think.

u/EtteRavan País federal Occitan Feb 11 '26

No choices then, the EF should try to federalize as far as the boar roams

u/thisislieven l'ewrópælik Feb 11 '26

Ok. So I am actually aware the wild boar is not native to Norway, the only continental European country where they do not roam free. It's why I did not say the 'entire continent'. And sure, they live in the south of Sweden and Finland but still in the most northern countries. Just trying to sell the narrative here.

Given that you're not in the EU and unlikely to be a member of the federation so somewhat ignoring you felt acceptable in this case (and I actually lived in Oslo - I am well aware of Norway's existence).
If Norway joins either the EU or a future federation one day, which I hope it does, I suggest we release a few boars in Norway too (perhaps also in Iceland and Greenland when the time's there, though I am not sure if they can handle this climate-wise).

u/Rakuuj Feb 11 '26

Boars are an invasive species in Denmark, and current boars in denmark are either escaped from captivity or come from the German border, and really only live in small populations on nature reserves or fenced areas. Denmark has in fact built a large fence against the german border to prevent more boars coming in, and hunters have a mandate to eradicate any boars in the wild in Denmark. So basically, boars do not live in the wild in Denmark either

u/Nikkonor Norway ‎ Feb 11 '26

And sure, they live in the south of Sweden and Finland but still in the most northern countries.

The southern tips (especially of Sweden) are not that far north. "From north to south" is not very fitting, when it barely even reach the northern third.

u/Long_Serpent Åland Feb 11 '26

Specifially European, with a long history of being a heraldic symbol:

The Red Deer Stag

u/Born_European_V Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

I have seen this one, Baratheons are getting betrayed.

u/Linus_Naumann Feb 12 '26

Correct answer

u/Monkey_triplets Nederland‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

I rather like the European turtle dove or another dove species

u/andreaswpv Feb 10 '26

Octopus. Smart. Brain in many places, flexible, and distributed. 

u/Zeppy_18 Comunidad Valenciana‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

Bad choice, almost every caricature of 18th imperialism uses an octopus.

u/amk9000 Feb 10 '26

It's also used in antisemitic conspiracy theories about supposed Jewish influence.

Maybe a squid or cuttlefish instead.

u/Born_European_V Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

Google is in critic and the picture of a data-octupus is often used.

u/Buntschatten Feb 11 '26

Maybe a squid or cuttlefish instead.

Only if we get a cute mascot called the cuddlefish.

u/karl1717 Yuropean Feb 11 '26

Cuttlefish then? They're super cool, look like aliens and change colors to completely camouflage in their environment. Saw one once while snorkeling, it was amazing.

u/andreaswpv Feb 11 '26

Then the next best option is a snail :-)

u/ISzox Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

None. Each European country should have its own national animal and Europe shouldn't force one on all. Keep our diverse European Zoo, just like our motto. In varietate concordia!

u/AnonD38 Yuropean Feb 11 '26

Nobody is saying to get rid of national animals.

This is about an animal representing Europe as a continent, not just any one nation.

u/Buntschatten Feb 11 '26

That's why I like the phoenix, because no country uses it. The countries can keep their animals, just like country regions have heraldic animals.

u/Linus_Naumann Feb 12 '26

Boring answer, what do you think how many animals live in China? Yet the dragon and pandas act as the big symbols to represent the country. Same with US and the bald eagle. We need to step up our game a bit, cant get too philisophical about European biodiversity if it costs a good PR opportunity.

u/Ebi5000 Feb 11 '26

The Eurasian Woodcock, obviously

u/Roman_of_Ukraine Запорізька область Feb 11 '26

Tortoise to represent European modernity and swiftness

u/TheGoalkeeper Feb 11 '26

Lux and Owl

u/icankillpenguins Feb 11 '26

How about a lion? Retarded lions are quite dope

u/GioLoc Feb 11 '26

USB-C cable

u/caledonivs Nouvelle-Aquitaine‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 12 '26

Chimera. Unique to European mythology and represents an odd mixture from various parts forming a powerful entity.

u/Thodor2s Ελλάς‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

As a Greek, how is Bull so low, you guys know the Myth of Europa, right?

u/MediocreI_IRespond Feb 11 '26

The bulll abducted Europa to rape her.

u/Thodor2s Ελλάς‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

Zeus* abducted Europa to rape her.

FTFY

And... Yeah. You're right. Zeus -and I'm hope you don't hear about this for the first time- is a rapey bastard. Did you know Zeus appears 29 times in the Epstein Files? That sick fucker! /s

So, let's all agree to not make Zeus the national animal of the European Federation.

The Bull is a different story. Zeus takes the appearance of an already popular animal, the Bull, specifically one that Europa is charmed by and Mediterranean culture values, that doesn't damn the animal. European culture and symbolism is defined by the Bull from pre-history, all the way to Greece, Rome, Germanic Peoples. Seriously look it up. The Bull also has a badass meaning in Heraldry and Economics. It's that duality of value and intentions that make the Europa and the Bull such a lasting symbol. Why fix what isn't broken?

u/MediocreI_IRespond Feb 11 '26

The bull as such, venerated in some of the earliest human art, that we know of, think of Lascaux or the bull in Minoan art. The Minoans themselves one of the earliest European civilizations we can grasp.

But the Bull's connection with Europe, is that of the abdication and rape of a Phoenicia princes. The She-wolf of Rome would be way more fitting, if we ignore that Romulus and Remus did to each other later.

u/Sniffagator Cataluña/Catalunya‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

Precisely... 👀

u/Acceptable-Mark8108 Feb 10 '26

How about not doing the animal thing? :D

u/zayc_ Feb 11 '26

[x] Other: An Ouroboros. a snake eating itself.

u/yellow-snowslide Feb 11 '26

i think the myth goes something like this: zeus was horny (again) and shapeshifted into a bull to kidnap some chick to new land. he then named the land after her: europe

therefore i like bull

u/Yufiyou Feb 11 '26

Carrion crow

u/1000handnshrimp Feb 11 '26

A big ass dragon would be cool, especially when Europe is considered as "The old country".

But an Owl would be best.

u/HatOfFlavour Feb 11 '26

Starfish to match the stars that don't really stand for anything

u/Conf8rmix Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

I won't accept anything other than a dragon

u/tonybpx Feb 11 '26

Neanderthals (the original Europeans)

u/InStars Latvija‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 12 '26

Hedgehog

u/caledonivs Nouvelle-Aquitaine‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 12 '26

Nah that's Switzerland

u/caledonivs Nouvelle-Aquitaine‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 12 '26

If the bull is a reference to the Greek myth, it was probably an Aurochs and not a regular Bull.

u/ddawid Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

The Eagle would’ve been the obvious choice, as it’s the most common symbol on european coats of arms. And some even the countries that don’t have an eagle, often still have other birds, like France's rooster

u/FriendlyGuitard Feb 10 '26

A bald eagle, with red-tail hawk call. Just to upset the Americans.

u/Playful-Technology-1 Galicia‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 10 '26

Either Samotracia's Victory or blinfolded justice holding a sword in one hand and scales in the other.

u/amk9000 Feb 10 '26

Red squirrel because they're cute, and for added comedy benefit "squirrel" is really hard to say for non native English speakers.

u/HiveMynd148 Feb 11 '26

What about a Lion?

Lions not being native in Europe did not stop like half the continent from using them on their coats of arms.

u/EtteRavan País federal Occitan Feb 11 '26

Panthera leo was an inhabitant of Europe too, up until 4th century BC at least

u/hyakumanben Svennebanan‏‏‎ ‎ Feb 11 '26

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