r/Whatcouldgowrong 3d ago

WCGW in practicing parkour under the influence of something

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u/HadesWTF 3d ago

It's fine she is totally going to get it the second try.

u/Bavariasnaps 3d ago

...after the hospital release.

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 3d ago

Yes. Eventually. Some time. That night.

hopital

u/Brandarius47 3d ago

Gotta redeem herself. And learn herself some more

u/pocket-rain 3d ago

Wow, that's Spider-Man right after he got his powers and is learning how to use them. Lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/y84a7LsHaa0soTn0je

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 3d ago

That be the FU version costume for kids ?

u/k0c- 3d ago

I mean i think she could have done it if it didnt break.

u/Ornery-Customer8521 2d ago

God it's depressing, when I was that age the girls were the ones trying to stop us guys from doing stupid shit like this

u/fried_green_baloney 1d ago

Trauma surgeons hate this one trick.

u/Negative_Acadia6554 3d ago

Walmart off brand Catwoman.

u/GuerillaRiot 3d ago

Damn, I was gonna go with Temu Harley Quinn

u/koolaidismything 3d ago

She had the face paint and hair right? Thought it was a trick of lighting til your comment lol

u/TheDarkWave 3d ago

Can'twoman

c'mon man, its right there

u/pureeyes 3d ago

Scatwoman

u/HyronDongle 2d ago

Twatwoman

u/Lieber_Doenermann 3d ago

Her jelp before jumping was on point tho

u/kind_bros_hate_nazis 3d ago

Great Value catwoman

u/syn_vamp 3d ago

mom, i want catwoman

we have catwoman at home

u/Hippi_Johnny 3d ago

I have pop pop in the attic

u/syn_vamp 3d ago

the mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.

u/Sasha_Temnikov 3d ago

AliExpress Catwoman

Katwoman Brand New Great Deal Discount Jumps And Walks 100% Original Full Set

u/SoundBwoy_10011 3d ago

Methany no

u/musiccman2020 3d ago

At least she can just grab the pipe in the morning when it starts to hurt

u/sirandarios 3d ago

Behaves exactly like those cats in those silly cat videos where the cat spends forever judging the distance only to jump and miss their target completely.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iqzp1pBJtNQUU

u/airsoftsoldrecn9 3d ago

catcalations

u/mezz7778 3d ago

u/UmmioiWhat 3d ago

u/timeemac 3d ago

This is one of my all time favorite scenes from The Office. Still brings a smile to my face every time I see it. I love the little “parkour” gasp at the end.

u/Brandarius47 3d ago

Parcant

u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 3d ago

"What's your kind of girl?"

"So....it's tough to explain."

u/Pristine_Sandwich957 3d ago

Ones that do dumb shit when they're drunk. Pretty easy to explain.

u/Drak_is_Right 3d ago

As long as it isnt starting fights that you get dragged into.

u/Pristine_Sandwich957 3d ago

Nah left that nonsense back in the early college days.

u/KinsellaStella 3d ago

I… don’t think that’s alcohol.

u/Pristine_Sandwich957 3d ago

When they're under the influence* fixed it.

u/KinsellaStella 3d ago

That definitely works.

u/Iwantlemmons 3d ago

Well, at least she laughed it off

u/zhelionqqq 3d ago

At least didn't die tbh

u/Ya-Dikobraz 2h ago

She will wish she were dead the next morning.

u/samy_the_samy 3d ago

When you are High on pain killers, you Don't feel pain,

Now the question if you Don't feel pain, short of blacking out how would you know? That you hurt yourself?

u/Funmanhahaha 3d ago

Could be a frame from a horror movie.

u/Prize_Hovercraft_301 3d ago

i thought something was stuck in her.....

u/ManagerFormer7701 3d ago

Firestarter,  and it seems to malfunction this time 

u/Dry_Action1734 3d ago

That was way further away and higher up off the ground than I thought.

u/SpindlesTheRaspberry 3d ago

The perspective is super weird! I thought it was like a little shed that she was jumping onto. 

u/KaptanHindustan 3d ago

Girls will be girls

u/ImKindaEssential 3d ago

Shit is gonna hurt in the morning

u/Hefty-Revolution-938 3d ago

So close. Btw, I would.

u/brain_dances 2d ago

Men would with anything, we already know

u/sharksareok 3d ago

Under the influence of gravity

u/MMXVA 3d ago

She won’t know herself very well in the morning that’s for sure.

u/gettogero 3d ago

Pretty sure thats how most people get into parkour. It didnt start as intentional, they just did something stupid while drunk and people went "woah" instead of "😬"

u/Ppjr16 3d ago

HONEY, I just heard something crash in the back yard.

u/goblinwitch95 3d ago

Resembles a possum

u/TroutFearMe 3d ago

Under the influence of stupid.

u/sans-delilah 3d ago

That’s gonna hurt tomorrow.

u/RevenantExiled 3d ago

I can fix her

u/caspissinclair 3d ago

She can break you.

u/crichmond77 4h ago

Idk what needs fixing fr 

u/brooksdirk 3d ago

Under the influence of all the things

u/Taiga-whiteclaw 3d ago

Parkour and the flimsiest structures known to man, a classic combo

u/Formal_Ad7955 3d ago

That’s the last remaining brain cell dying

u/left_ear_of_gogh 3d ago

Parkour while possesed

u/kevneedo 3d ago

Almost snapped her neck

u/TheStLouisBluths 3d ago

She seems fun.

u/-Foxer 3d ago

I know myself very well!! ***CRAASH!*** I do NOT know myself at all....

u/PvtHudsonBR 3d ago

And she tried again...

u/smthomaspatel 3d ago

Yep. Doesn't fit the sub. Couldnta gone wrong if she liked it so much she's doing it again.

u/Balijana 3d ago

I didn't think she would jump so far.

u/urd1n 3d ago

Yes, you can do it

u/kombatunit 3d ago

I mean, what's a better time to practice then when you're high as eagle's nuts?

u/Killer1986Chris 3d ago

Well I sure as fuck ain't gonna wanna try that sober.

u/wooden-fuk-boi 3d ago

Raspy voice, does stupid shit, likely Hella fucked up, gonna be a Lotta rehab in her future I seen a lot like her

u/xBlitzgewitter 3d ago

Why is it that always when ppl are under drugs or alcohol they can endure ANYTHING and brush it off like nothing happened?

Girl, I would have 10 broken bones If Id fall from that height

https://giphy.com/gifs/AAsj7jdrHjtp6

u/Honest_Entry_8758 3d ago

at a certain point, wcgw is not the right question anymore.

what could even go right with what she attempted?

u/Ziegler517 3d ago

This isn’t practicing, it’s attempting. Sucker is a an amateur

u/deephurting66 3d ago

Alcohol told her, oh yes you can!!

u/TechnicalTip5251 3d ago

She's going for a second, stupid but brave.

u/spinz89 3d ago

She's going to be wondering why her back hurts all the time at 30 years old.

u/BarnOwl-1967 3d ago

And she seems ready to do it again! 😂

u/mtnviewguy 3d ago

Drunks doing Drunk shit. Nice that it wasn't a high-rise parkour!

u/phillyriot3101 3d ago

Miss Keisha?

u/nuck-figga007 3d ago

Cool. Do it again

u/colt_stonehandle 3d ago

Just crackhead thangz

u/unsavory_weeb 3d ago

She single?

u/ArtificialHalo 3d ago

That "yyyyiiiihhh" sound right before she jumps is fuckin' killing me. Such comedic timing right before the loud crashing sounds. 10/10 video

u/KlingonBeavis 3d ago

Shouldn’t have went with the Gollum stance.

u/No-Pomegranate-69 3d ago

Could have ended impaled

u/jkgrc 3d ago

She honestly wouldve made it if that part was solid (if it were a wall perhaps), but then again it was a bad idea in the first place

u/Smboto 3d ago

And…broken neck.

u/Expensive_Umpire_178 3d ago

That was a nice jump tho, letting yourself partly fall so you can get the angle that lets your legs push you entirely horizontally. And I mean she got pretty close

u/KitsuneKamiSama 3d ago

Under the influence of being stupid.

u/UnderstandingKind757 3d ago

Face paint or bloody mouth?

u/SaurikSI 3d ago

Parkour under WHAT!? What was she thinking: Clearly nothing

u/Fluid_Telephone_956 3d ago

Thats what happens if you order a dying light volatile on temu.

u/pichael289 3d ago

Oh that's Daniel larson. He's a I guess famous YouTube person or something.

u/joe_ordan 3d ago

She’s under the wenthroughit..

u/Neo_Shadow_Entity 2d ago

Modern Cat-Woman.

u/Girl-OnTheMove 2d ago

1st day as an Assasin in Assassin's Creed

u/Brave_Kaleidoscope82 2d ago

My kind of wife

u/syai4zizan 2d ago

she should shout"parkour" while jumping

u/Single-Meet1073 2d ago

Nailed it!

u/GunterThePigIsOP 2d ago

How is she still walking? That looks like a scary fall.

u/work1st_playlater 2d ago

My cat finally deciding to be brave at 3am.

u/Mugpup 2d ago

The person saying "go for it" is a complete a@@#$le.

u/Admirable-Bird5279 2d ago

She looks like joker at the end as shes climbing back up

u/BrianGooner 2d ago

People that say cocaine is a helluva drug never tried meth apparently

u/Bitter-Software9373 2d ago

That's gail the snail

u/Honest-Welder-808 2d ago

She watched too many cat videos.

u/Reallyroundthefamily 2d ago

I...dont want to fix her

u/Proper-Bad-7169 2d ago

The lack of a reaction from the camera man is priceless! What were they on? Acid??!!

u/Dashie_Souls 2d ago

Nailed it

u/Every_Inflation1380 2d ago

Why was she positioned like she was trying to catch a rabbit 😂

u/djdjdjjdksks 2d ago

She is just crazy

u/Stellatank 2d ago

If at first you don't succeed try and try again

u/sonic10158 2d ago

Good thing she wasn’t platforming over a bottomless pit

u/eccehom 1d ago

Drugs... probably

u/Foxyunder-45 18h ago

I feel sorry for her disturbing actions.

u/Forsaken-Reindeer-24 14h ago

I'm totally shocked that 3/16" lattice didn't hold up.

u/RampagingBadgers 12h ago

She's no Tiffany Stratton

u/Trfe 7h ago

Trying to break my neck - Take Two

u/Alternative-Tea-7557 24m ago

I can fix her.. broken bones. I'm a doctor.

u/DroneSlut54 3d ago

I’m guessing PCP or some other dissociative drug.

u/Form_Good 3d ago

Alcohol

u/Dollar_- 3d ago

I don’t know what class alcohol is in, but it’s always alcohol when you see/do this shit. Every time.
Nothing is giving alcohol a run for it’s money in that regard

u/Wakemeup3000 3d ago

Voiceover by Morgan Freeman: In fact she didn't know herself very well and wasn't able to do that shit. But still under the influence she decided to give it another try.

u/KureatorV2 3d ago

Still stupid, but she might have actually made that if the wall was more solid

u/SteakEvening9914 3d ago

This is why i am not a betting man.

u/deepturned180isdeep 3d ago

Why women li--

wait...

u/Opening-Tea-4332 3d ago

That is gonna hurt tomorrow for sure...

u/Full-Nefariousness-4 3d ago

Doubt thats weed.

u/Full-Nefariousness-4 3d ago

Doubt thats weed.

u/SilverDollaFlappies 3d ago

This is a phenomenal non-sexual example of “post nut clarity”.

u/VQQN 3d ago

I know we are making fun of her, but sadly, I cant remember last time I’ve done a stupid stunt with my friends that’s worth being recorded.

I know what she did was incredibly stupid, I miss having fun times with my friends like this.

u/ecnecn 3d ago

The funny thing is that I know this clip from before AI was a thing so I know it is genuine but without that knowledge I would say "AI?" ... weird times.

u/MicrowaveMeal 3d ago

It’s the instant self awareness. She’s all right.

u/MicrowaveMeal 3d ago

It’s the instant self awareness. She’s all right.

u/zelouaer 3d ago

Pause at 0:14 😂

u/bakahyl 3d ago

Win stupid prizes...

u/VentureSpace 3d ago

Yay a repost.

u/myshoefelloff 3d ago

AI garbage 🗑️

u/Unthgod 3d ago

I can't tell at all, anything give it away?