r/Whatcouldgowrong 7d ago

WCGW when trying to mow on a steep hill

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u/Middle-Pie-9283 7d ago

u/WakaWaka_ 7d ago

u/likwidkool 7d ago

I swear when OJ was on the run in his Bronco I thought, oh the guy from Naked Gun.

u/itssalmaponce 7d ago

Instant regret at 100% speed

u/ArbitraryNPC 7d ago

Instant egress at 100% speed

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u/stevein3d 7d ago

u/Working-Glass6136 7d ago

u/AreallysuperdarkELF 7d ago

Lmao this is hilarious

u/Notiefriday 7d ago

Yeah .. the O Shit look on his face.

u/Aries-79 6d ago

Passenger falls out so the driver bails out this is some good stuff

u/technobrendo 6d ago

Without even a second thought, just leaves

u/Aries-79 5d ago

Bad part is I don’t see any alcohol. My first thought was damn how drunk you gotta be to think that’s a good idea

u/Lopsided-Lab60 6d ago

This is pretty recent 👌

u/depraveycrockett 7d ago

This still baffles me even after watching it 100 times

u/Telandria 7d ago

I know right? Just the “Should I maybe think about the fact I’m driving? No, I’ma jump out too!”

u/WorldlyNotice 7d ago

Oh no, my daughter!

complete disregard for anything else ensues

u/Man_in_the_uk 5d ago

I can't understand why using the brakes wasn't the first thing coming to mind.

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u/Work2SkiWA 7d ago

Alcohol

u/slackfrop 7d ago

In Kimmy Schmidt the driver of the Greyhound came back to chat with people like an airline pilot would (used to) do. The bus still barreling along the highway. Classic.

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u/Quasmo 7d ago

This might be my new favorite gif. Not a single wasted frame.

u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 7d ago

Oh my god lmao I need context, this is incredible

u/theruckman1970 7d ago

WHERE IS THIS FULL VIDEO AT LOL

u/Dull_Abroad_1355 7d ago

Ghost ride da whip 🤙🏽

u/Paper-street-garage 7d ago

What are they all look like they’re from some trashy 2000s trailer park?

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u/Doschupacabras 7d ago

You get an award because I woke my wife up by laughing in bed and pissed her off. 👏🏽

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u/haringtiti 7d ago

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u/johnnyss1 7d ago

u/Wessssss21 6d ago

My first introduction with this bit was from Conan's podcast and I was so confused.

Conan even called it out, "This is an audio format they can't see the clip! -- ah yep an there he goes."

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u/BuckManscape 7d ago

Weird whistling nugget. Your movie sucked, Mac.

u/h3rp3r 6d ago

Your movie McDonald's commercial sucked, Mac.

u/greensquiggle 7d ago

pretty nice

u/i-likebeer 7d ago

Laughed way too hard at this. Especially because of the Paul Rudd/ Conan O’Brien thing

u/Substantial_Mail_384 7d ago

Mac and me is great. Remember Paul Rudd when promoting movies on Conon o'brian would just bring this clip instead of his movies for like 3 years lmfao classic

u/paditoburrito 7d ago

He actually has kept it up for over 20 years. Most recently, he went on Conan's podcast and did it again as a sound bit.

u/Substantial_Mail_384 7d ago

Freaking brilliant!

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u/OilTurbulent1009 7d ago

Hahaha, omg yes

I know it was wrong to laugh at that movie as a kid, but I did it anyway

u/Vast_Character311 7d ago

When was Sandi in a wheelchair?

u/KiloThaPastyOne 7d ago

Still my favorite Paul Rudd movie.

u/ToasterBathTester 7d ago

Fast N Furious: Kentucky Drift

u/AdeptSwordfish1096 7d ago

Take THAT Conan!

u/InsomniaDudeToo 7d ago

New Paul Rudd movie looking good

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u/DisenchantedByrd 7d ago

Did his cigarette go out? That’s the real tragedy.

u/ansyhrrian 7d ago

Should have taken a smoke brake.

u/idjsonik 7d ago

Get out

u/NMB4Christmas 7d ago

Since you didn't use it, I added it for you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

u/90GTS4 7d ago

The one situation where someone mis-uses break/brake but is actually right...

u/ansyhrrian 7d ago

It was a misteak. Sorry.

u/Poggalogg 7d ago

Apology excepted.

u/Jollydude101 7d ago

Acceptional puns

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning 7d ago

Misteak es susteak amigo

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 7d ago

He's on smoko, SO LEAVE HIM ALONE!

u/Igmuhota 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig
And that reference is AWESOME.

u/xboxgamer2122 7d ago

A brake would’ve come in handy.

u/BodybuilderGrouchy16 7d ago

Cigarette is for aerodynamics.

u/OrdinaryUniversity59 7d ago

Shows drag.

u/McGrupp1979 7d ago

Could use some tar for the wheels

u/Tongue8cheek 7d ago

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u/cantileverboom 7d ago

I'm surprised he crashed. That was his safety cigarette.

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u/SnooWalruses9173 7d ago

Good on him for not turning it sharp and rolling it over himself.

u/Dukwdriver 7d ago

I doubt a zero-turn could turn there if he tried. (To be honest, I'm pretty sure he's trying to crank it to the left most of the way down based on the handle positions).

u/bigchimp121 7d ago

You're right and I think that's the problem. His right wheel is moving forward and left doesn't have traction, making him fly down the hill.

u/soilentgleem 7d ago

The problem is he wasn't mowing sideways. If you're gonna try to mow a hill, you have to go sideways.

u/tackleboxjohnson 7d ago

Only if you don’t have a runout at the bottom. Way safer to keep it moving straight up or down the gradient

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 7d ago

On every zero turn mower I've ever driven it was pretty hard to move sideways on a significant slope anyway, if it was steep enough it would just end up turning downhill, which kind of looks like it happened here.

u/snowman-89 7d ago

Yup. Also once you start to loose traction,your steering is gone.

u/mrwynd 7d ago

Yep when I was shopping for a riding mower I was deterred from buying a zero-turn because of a slope on my property. The tractor style works way better on the hill

u/Brownrdan27 7d ago

I have some crazy steep parts on my property I need the zero turn for the lower center of gravity. I don’t do them often but when I do I have a few beers in me and I’m laying sideways by the time I get to the crazy parts. It’s all ditch btw.

u/SirLanceHardwood 7d ago

you sound like a cool dude

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u/ElvishLore 7d ago

This is the way.

His nonchalant manner suggested he’d done this hill a hundred times before but perhaps he’s just a drunk fool.

u/ChornWork2 7d ago

as bad as racing down a hill is, a rollover seems like it could end up rather badly. do these things have a shut-off if it rolls?

u/xxlouserxx 7d ago

The ones I’ve used have one under the seat. If it lifts up from a bump it will shut off. If it’s rolling and lands on you, the blades are still spinning…

u/dickweeden 7d ago

The shutoff would be when he leaves the seat, but could still go wrong. Personally I’d mow this sideways though. It would be way easier to tip this thing backward going uphill than it would be to rollover sideways. Either way, on a hill this steep, the second you lose traction and start to slide, you’re not stopping until you go in the water… I’m stopping the blades and jumping off before that, which is also easier if you’re going sideways… I have a little experience in this.

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u/tackleboxjohnson 6d ago

Mine has like 5 or 6 safety switches for the blades, but in the event of a rollover the fuel line has a valve that is supposed to kill the engine

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u/Spugheddy 7d ago

I've done this on my grams hill(no water at the bottom) he could have hit forward on the right arm swing himself backwards to the bottom and then hit the left to match and basically slide a few feet till ya grip. Unless the grass is wet then your just going down backwards lol

u/grimeyduck 7d ago

Everyone doing it for the gram these days

u/BugzOnMyNugz 7d ago

He was pulling back full throttle. That was the downfall because then the traction tires had no traction. On a heavy commercial mower, simply not throttling either wheel would've saved this. This mower looks to be a lil above typical residential and below commercial. Just enough power to get a head strong fool in trouble. Salesmans dream buyer

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u/RKKP2015 7d ago

My mom let me drive the riding lawn mower at 5, and I went sideways on a hill and she had to frantically run over to hold it up. Thinking back, that was pretty foolish of her.

u/KillHonger1 7d ago

Ahh the years before helicopter parenting were roll of the dice for your kid making it to puberty

u/BreadKnifeSeppuku 7d ago

Or she got cold feet

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u/RTdodgedurango 7d ago

Na, that's on you, she wasn't driving it.

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u/Kenny523 7d ago

Oh he tried watch his hands he is trying to turn very desperately but the weight is just forcing it to slide down without traction.

u/_lippykid 7d ago

Flipping a zero turn mower would take real talent

u/cdazzo1 7d ago

I have more faith in humanity than that. It can be done!

u/KingHortonx 7d ago

I mean they get pretty slidey on slick grass even on slight inclines. With the provided deep enough ditch it's not difficult

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u/CallSignIceMan 7d ago

A buddy of mine’s dad died that way.

u/AdApprehensive4272 7d ago

People do get killed doing that

u/Aselleus 7d ago

That's how my aunts husband died...mower went down in a ditch and it rolled over on him

u/The_Great_Distaste 7d ago

Yep, people don't realize just how dangerous those mowers are. My friend was working landscaping just out of high school, he had done it his senior year as well so he wasn't new to it. Mower rolled on him and he didn't make it.

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u/barker-woofington 7d ago

A hill like that is doable, but you can never face downhill. Best to start at the bottom so that when you're turning around, you keep upward momentum. Rookie mistake right here.

u/mikemammula 7d ago

oh just spawn at the bottom duh 

u/barker-woofington 7d ago

Reverse over bump at a diagonal so that you only drop one tire at a time to maximize traction. Work horizontal along the hill to safe area with landing room, descend hill backwards if needed.

u/RealIncredibleCronk 7d ago

Thats right, have the keep the back wheels weighted. Drive forward up and reverse down or if you side hill then you make your turn up hill and reverse down and straighten out into your next pass.

u/Cicer 6d ago

All these hoops. Just do it by hand instead. Get some exercise. 

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u/Navajo_Nation 7d ago

And he gets it to the bottom to start the uphill process how??

u/PghAreaHandyman 7d ago

Back down. The biggest issue with a zero turn on a hill is that you have only 2 real points of contact, and can lose traction much easier than a tractor. Every zero turn has a rated max grade, and sure you can go steeper, but you better not pull the crap this guy did or you will end up in the lake.

u/gotdragons 7d ago

Have you ever driven a zero-turn? Backing down the hill would have caused the exact same outcome..

u/montoya4567 7d ago

No, the weight will be over the rear wheels when facing uphill.They easily climb slopes facing upwards but frequently slip reversing up slopes and vice versa facing downhill. The centre of gravity is very low so very difficult to flip. Source: run a landscaping business.

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u/barker-woofington 7d ago

Reverse over bump at a diagonal so that you only drop one tire at a time to maximize traction. Work horizontal along the hill to safe area with landing room, descend hill backwards if needed

u/HeManDan 7d ago

Should have bought a lawn tractor instead of a 0 turn

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u/14high 7d ago

You can't park there mate.

u/SinkHoleDeMayo 7d ago

Terry should have put it in reverse.

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u/TheDanecdote 7d ago

I can respect a captain that goes down with his ship

u/raspberryharbour 7d ago

He died doing what he loved

u/bertbarndoor 6d ago

You get no respect! None! I could tell immediately by his defiant body language and the look on his face that he had just told someone that they were crazy and that he had everything under control. When I heard the woman say, "Dumb!" at the midpoint of Aqua Knievel's misadventure, that confirmed it.

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u/NoiseAccomplished819 7d ago

I used to work for a mowing company and had to retrieve ZTR mowers from ponds often enough we had a bag in a truck with a dive mask and straps.

u/MSUPete 7d ago

I went in a couple times in my mowing days. It's tough to tell when that dew has worn off. If it's a 95% chance of saving a half hour of weed whipping vs an hour pulling the mower out you take those odds. But usually you're ready to bail, not hamming it up for the camera.

u/ImurderREALITY 7d ago

I used to work for a landscaping company when I was 18, and they said I had to mow this large hill that had a retaining wall at the bottom and a six foot drop into water. I used the 48 inch walk behind mower and did sideways passes, slipping and sliding on the morning dew. Don’t know how, but I actually finished it without the thing ending up in the drink. It was a harrowing experience.

u/TieCivil1504 6d ago

Mowing hills with a walk behind is the correct way. They're light enough to not run away from you. Powered reel mower makes it easy.

u/humdinger44 7d ago

I screwed up that half hour weed whipping vs hour of pulling a mower out of a pond calculation more times than I care to admit

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u/willyc3766 7d ago

Incredibly dangerous. There was a guy who worked at a local state park in my area who overturned a mower like this in a lake and drowned a few years back. Tragic.

u/tjdux 7d ago

This kills someone in my neck of the woods annually.

Very dangerous indeed

u/OnceMoreAndAgain 7d ago

The lesson is that riding the sharpest tool in the shed does not make the rider the sharpest tool in the shed.

u/njibbz 7d ago

osha has a website that lists worker fatalities. "Drowned when mower overturned in water" is unfortunately not a rare occurence.

u/Visible-Literature14 6d ago

Bruh who hired Jared?😹😹

Gotta love a good typo

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u/prestieteste 6d ago

My uncle actually died this way on a hill. Tipped over and broke his neck on a hill. Kind of surreal seeing a video of what likely actually happened to him. No one was around to see it happening since he did grounds keeping on a golf course

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u/Actaeon_II 7d ago

Lol I remember being a kid with basically that for a backyard, minus the water fortunately, used a push mower and a rope to lower it down/pull it back up the hill.

u/mimdrs 7d ago

Now they just have remote controlled ones...with tracks lol.

u/ShatterCakes 7d ago

Western PA? I used to see this setup a lot around Pittsburgh 

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u/slartibuttfart 7d ago

"Mow" Ron

u/usernamethatnoonehas 7d ago

Gravity said, “let me put that out for you.”

u/Capital-Ad-4463 7d ago

A few years ago a local state park employee was killed in a very similar manner. Not a steep slope, but early morning dew made it just slippery enough that he slid into the lake and the mower flipped over on top of him.

u/tryyeezus 7d ago

Do you know the guy a few comments above or is this just a very common occurrence? 

u/Capital-Ad-4463 7d ago

I wouldn’t call these “very common” occurrences, but there are usually several fatalities each year of zero-turn mowers sliding on steep slopes and crushing their operators. When they start to slide, unskilled operators panic and quickly lose control.

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u/mattthegamer463 7d ago

Any vehicle (mower, ATV, motorcycle) can roll/pin you down in a pond, ditch, etc. and if you get trapped in deep enough water, you'll drown.

u/MsChateau 4d ago

I know someone who died this way. Went down a small dip in the lawn -- but the lawn was on a cliff above a lake.

u/Unmasked_Zoro 7d ago

That was a little bit funny haha

u/nize426 7d ago

Well. I feel like hitting the tree could have been better. A gamble for sure, but I would take a few bruises and maybe some dented parts over losing the whole machine.

u/tackleboxjohnson 7d ago

Machine will be fine, just gonna need a few relays replaced and possibly the solenoid. Maybe battery

u/Delta_Foxtrot_1969 7d ago

He died doing what he loved - crystal meth.

u/approvedbyinspector5 7d ago

My first job was in an OPE (outdoor power equipment) shop (lawn mowers, chainsaws, etc). You wouldn’t believe some of the idiotic things we saw.

One of the most common mistakes (we had MANY times the customer did what this person did in the video), though not as dangerous as this, involved smaller four-stroke mowers. Back then (and many may still work this way) the engines were lubricated by a simple oil splasher. There was no oil pump or oil pressure, just a dipper or slinger throwing oil around inside the engine. Use one sideways on too steep a hill, and the oil could run away from the splasher. No lubrication, engine seizure. We sold 2 and 4 stroke engines for this very reason but people didn't want to mix oil and gas, bought the 4 stroke, ran it on too steep a stroke, engine seize (and no warranty).

Another thing was customers disabling the chain brake on a chainsaw. Chainsaws are much harder and far more dangerous to use than many people realize. We had customers die using them, and one customer lost his entire nose after the bar became pinched and the saw kicked back (after disabling the chainbrake). Again, this was a LONG time ago, so saws might be completely different now.

No idea why I'm writing so much (I guess I'm just nostalgic). We also refilled propane tanks (before you could just swap them out). The number of people who yelled at me because I couldn't refill their expired (I think 12 years) or rusty, obviously dangerous tank was surprising. Also, the number of people who walked up to the large tank where I'd been filling those smelly tanks all day smoking a cigarette.

ETA: We wouldn't work on saws (or any equipment) with safety features disabled, didn't refill tanks that were expired, if the tank failed visual inspection we couldn't fill it, etc.

u/That-Top-1530 7d ago

To be fair that water did look pretty green.

u/dmcent54 7d ago

I didn't know what something like that cost until I started my current job... That is a very expensive slip.

u/MyCatIsLenin 7d ago

"RAN RIGHT INTO THE ..... what the ....."

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u/Mobstera 7d ago

put it in reverse terry!!

u/Brett-_-_ 7d ago

Are there many videos where someone says "so dumb" on the way to something bad happening? So much of that is said after it happens. Funny here

u/Sad_Ad_2524 7d ago

I mean.... they were filming this so clearly they knew it would end poorly.

u/Definitely-not-ducks 7d ago

The captain went down with his ship. 🫡

u/goingApeShit_ 7d ago

One thing I learned is never do a mow a hill with a lawnmower or a riding mower when their is dew or moisture on the grass.

u/Smartimess 7d ago

A lot of people die this way every year, believe me or not.

u/AUsoldier82 7d ago

The lack of reaction makes me feel like he had a couple before trying that out

u/Ok-Office2930 7d ago

Personally I’d do it differently, by not being able to afford the mower, the gas for said mower, and especially the land. Shoutout to all the poor people out there without lawns. 🤘🥲

u/banditrider2001 7d ago

Goin’ to mow those water weeds honey.

u/Worried-Promotion518 7d ago

That tree looked like a contender for mischief at one point in the descent

u/Significant_Monk_251 7d ago

I saw it the other way: I was saying "Aim for the tree." It looked like the less-bad choice.

u/Worried-Promotion518 7d ago

That would have been the better option, but also less funny

u/Equivalent_Birthday9 7d ago

THAT is WCGW

u/NovemberComingFire 7d ago

I AM THE LIQUOR.

u/Accomplished-One7476 7d ago

wonder if he is still holding the cigarette between his lips

u/GrandmaJR 7d ago

I thought he was headed for the corner of the boat shed! Oh Mow!

u/BrandoCalrissian69 7d ago

"Yes, hi, I'd like to return my lawn mower."

u/WowYouGotMe 7d ago

He was 100% committed.

u/hro19001500 7d ago

This is awful, not funny. Tons of people die or are maimed doing shit like this.

u/scuzzy987 7d ago

Should have cranked the wheel right away before he picked up speed and spin out. That's what I used to do on my big wheel

u/ProudDudeistPriest 7d ago

He kept that smoke in his mouth all the way up until he took the splash. That is impressive.

I can only think of Julian in Trailer Park Boys getting out of a flipped car with his drink still full.

u/Comprehensive_Arm305 7d ago

That cigarette in his mouth is the cherry on top of this delight!

u/Ok-Presentation-6182 7d ago

This is fake, right? Why were they filming? Why did the camera guy just stand there?

u/upudruvuuduru 7d ago

yep, AI

we can tell by her dialog / lack of actual reaction

u/I_fallup 6d ago

I don't think he understood the gravity of the situation.

u/Chemical_Gap_619 7d ago

I want to know if the lung dart survived…

u/Fmartins84 7d ago

Mowing under the wate

u/frezor 7d ago

I’m willing to bet that alcohol was involved

u/VictoryRed74 7d ago

Almost had it