r/Unexpected 2d ago

Campers enjoying their late night meals

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​a cat snuck in and dropped a dead rat in their food.


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u/catsruletheworld4eva 2d ago

Don't be rude to the dinner guest, he was just being nice

u/capnbeerchasr 2d ago

I think you meant he was just being mice

u/Select-Sandwich-5604 2d ago

*bringing mice

u/universe_9059 23h ago

Mice biryani

u/johnsatamos 1d ago

That probably would have been better lol

u/alcatrazach 2d ago

The cat heard them talking on their camping trip and overheard one asking “who brought the rice?” But the cat misheard and ended up bringing mice.

u/magirevols 2d ago

HE JUST WANTED TO BE ACCEPTED

u/espoletanogo 12h ago

My boy came like.. "I know yall fuck with these so ill just drop it here...."

u/Cr0uchingSquirrel 2d ago

The price was right.

u/alcatrazach 2d ago

The price was mice

u/dparag14 2d ago

I’m sure it was some nice mice.

u/GoldenMaus 1d ago

The nice cat was announcing the mice’s demise.

u/shwarma_heaven 2d ago

Ah, rats... my bad.

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 2d ago

True. Its rude to drop in without bringing something. Little fella was too young to buy wine

u/Firm_Order_2212 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ugh!! I never know what to bring!!!

Edit: typo

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u/Lock-out 2d ago

His contribution to the potluck

u/PhillyPhresh 2d ago

Kitty added to the pot luck. Geeez, way to over react

u/eldar0010 2d ago

Zeus’s Law

u/Exemus 2d ago

For a picnic, I prefer Cole's law

u/Ok_Primary_1075 2d ago

Sharing his catch for the day

u/catsruletheworld4eva 2d ago

exactly he is a considerate gentleman

u/TheyDeserveIt 2d ago

And such a good boy, yes he is...

https://giphy.com/gifs/TA6Fq1irTioFO

u/HairballTheory 2d ago

Cat came to trade

u/rancidmorty 2d ago

he thought it was a potluck he brings some he takes some

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u/FrutigerAero98 2d ago

Everyone brings food, that's tradition

u/UrethralExplorer 2d ago

Yup, stir fry that sucker with rice and peppers!

u/Timely_Passenger_185 2d ago

I bet it tastes just like tree rat which is one of my favorites

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u/Ciubowski 2d ago

potluck, right?

u/thoraxe707 1d ago edited 1d ago

The cat

u/Bonk_No_Horni 2d ago

So that's a potluck

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u/Drapausa 2d ago

They are so ungrateful, smh.

u/piketpagi 2d ago

One literally says sorry to the cat. At least they are apologizing.

u/thejourneybegins42 2d ago

Cats bringing you their prey is a huge sign of respect.

u/Odd-Solid-5135 2d ago

There is a stray thats taken residence on my porch. He is a huge, but fixed, tom, who keeps the other males away and has put a top to the cat piss smell as I walk out my front door. (Apparently cats like to pee in azalea bushes?)

Anyway, he only brings us prey when we forget to leave him food. Its a symbiotic relationship. When hes hungry he knows we have food for him, but if we dont have food for him then obviously WE must be the hungry ones this time.

u/thejourneybegins42 2d ago

At that point put up a litter box and a cat house :D

u/Odd-Solid-5135 2d ago

He has a wonder home i built from treated lumber insulated with a warming mat... he is as far from but still labeled a stray as you can be. I dont think he would be content constrained to a single dwelling

u/ntr89 2d ago

Where I lay my head is home

u/a-perennial-moment 2d ago

Home is where you hang your enemy’s head

u/Vokunkiin13 2d ago

Hail Sithis!

u/BagOfWetToiletPaper 2d ago

Putting out a litter box for an outdoor cat is like having your toilet flush into a bucket instead of the sewer drain. Why on earth would you add an extra step to the poop disposal process?

u/chainsawvigilante 2d ago

Prevent spread of toxo.

u/BagOfWetToiletPaper 2d ago

Cats get it from eating rodents. People get it from handling cat poop, which you wouldn't be if you weren't cleaning a stray's litter box for no real reason.

u/chainsawvigilante 2d ago

But other animals in the wild, cetaceans and pinnipeds for example, contract it explicitly from cats.

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u/A4R0NM10 2d ago

I think that means he loves you in cat language

u/fondledbydolphins 2d ago

Today you, tomorrow me - but for cats!

u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 2d ago

Lotta people think of cats as solitary but they are pretty communal. Everybody likes to say that they hunt for sport because they're just naturally violent or something, but the actual reality is that they over hunt so that there is surplus food available for the rest of their little colony in the event someone else is unsuccessful or unable to hunt.

Anyway yeah, he is noticing your food deficit and pitching in, essentially.

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u/Cpt_Covfefe 2d ago

There was a farm cat that I took up feeding inside the house to let her back outside after particularly cold nights. If I forgot to be prompt on the food, I would find mice, doves, squirrels and then flying squirrels at the door. She had a straw lined outdoor shelter, but never used the litterbox I got for her inside the house.

u/Mikic00 2d ago

What you mean with "your" porch!? Hope you asked for permission....

u/SolidSpruceTop 2d ago

A true warrior cat

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u/ScreamSmart 2d ago

Imagine the indignity of watching your gift be tossed out by the host.

u/clervis 2d ago

Did you see the look of incredulity?

u/klvthns515 2d ago

🐱 : Oh so it's like that?!

u/DougieSenpai 2d ago

“Wow fuck you guys. I ain’t bringing shit next time”

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u/PapaBike 2d ago edited 2d ago

Isn’t it that they think we need to be shown what to eat? It’s literally what they do with kittens. It’s not a gift. They think we’re dumbasses.

u/Fire_brand666 2d ago

Local news report of a couple of years back stated a woman died after getting bitten by a half dead, venomous snake her cat left in the bed.

I've been afraid of getting a cat ever since lol

u/vizbones 2d ago

Keep the cat indoors -- unless you're indoors are infested with venomous snakes, then I'd consider moving, but honestly in today's markets you'd be hard pressed to find a place without venomous snakes so maybe it's best if you don't get a cat.

Whoa...what's that bright light...

u/agnocoustic 2d ago

Aww my cat did the same for me once but left it at the foot of my bed on the floor. Thankfully it's just a juvenile one and it's already dead when I woke up. She's an indoor cat so the snake definitely snuck in to rob her of cat food so it was justifiable homicide. Edited for grammar

u/DestructoDon69 2d ago

Lol that's incredible but also as an fyi, typically, juvenile venomous snakes are more dangerous.

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u/Ancient-Civilization 2d ago

lol cat was pissed. It literally gave you a gift and was mad cause you didn’t like it

u/BirdMiserable2736 2d ago

He wanted to trade

u/Has_Two_Cents 2d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

u/Tttehfjloi 2d ago

Trade offer

You get: 1 potion of fortify constitution by 827592pts for 65 years.

I get: 5000 bottles of skooma

u/Stachelrodt86 2d ago

Legit camp rule #1 no food in tents

u/prometheusg 2d ago

This is the comment I was looking for. I don't give a rat about the rat. Or them eating with their hands.

DON'T EAT IN THE TENT!!!

u/BR4K3N 2d ago

Eating with hand... is an issues?

u/prometheusg 2d ago

No. Eating in tent is the issue!

u/Ison--J 2d ago

They're camping, where did they wash their hands

u/ClaimationOfWind 2d ago

In their urine wdym

u/Used-Potential-9161 2d ago

River?

u/Ison--J 2d ago

Bro river water isn't as clean as you might think

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u/LardLad00 2d ago

Yeah it's gross. Did you see the guy eat off his hand and flick the remnants back into the "table"?

u/meowymcmeowmeow 2d ago

Depending on the food, yeah a lot of people would consider this unsanitary.

u/crispwardrobe 2d ago

Ehh eating with hands are very normal as long as they wash their hands

u/TheUndertows 2d ago

Which is less likely given they are camping

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u/Kit_the_Daikini 2d ago

No kidding. Do you want bears? Because that's how you get bears!

u/famigerate 2d ago

They're Indonesian ( source: I know Indonesian). There is no bears in Indonesia

u/prometheusg 2d ago

It attracts all kinds of animals and insects.

Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants!

u/AndroidJunkie 2d ago

They've got sun bears in Indonesia.

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u/LlaneroAzul 1d ago

They're gonna have to import that bear from another country.

u/youngcleanheir 2d ago

I remember a camping spot in Australia infested with leeches. Sometimes you eat in the tent.

u/Vardhu_007 2d ago

My contribution to the group project

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u/TheeArgonaut 2d ago

Yes! Join operation ‘bugbait’ today! Would you like to know more?

u/Select-Sandwich-5604 2d ago

He wanted to join the party and he just got his dish

u/Hxghbot 2d ago

Thats just good potluck etiquette

u/Similar-Conclusion69 2d ago

Bro brought his own food and everything and they still kicked him out. Homie just wanted to party too.

u/bending 2d ago

Classic indonesian, eating noodle with rice.

u/Critical_Complex_363 2d ago

we Indonesian always love some double carbs

u/TranslatorFew3552 2d ago

Cat just wanted to add some protein

u/ShaiHallud24 2d ago

Filipinos do this too

u/kurahador 2d ago

Better than what my university housemate did, white rice with instant noodle.

u/superraiden 2d ago

Ah yes, pick up some food, eat, and flick it back into the pile off of your finger

u/sasquatchftw 2d ago

Then lean over the container and let it fall out of your mouth. So disgusting.

u/scarecrowgoatfloat 2d ago

Inside the tent too no less

u/ScrubRogue 2d ago

My germs moment but imma get roasted for criticizing a culture smh

u/OriginalTayRoc 2d ago

Pretty sure cutlery was the very first thing humans ever invented, as the smart ones ate meat off a stick instead of their dirty hands.

But yet here we are today. 

u/Francytj 2d ago

Criticising the unhygienic sharing aspect is fine, but eating with hands? How do you know if they haven't washed beforehand?

And I'm sure you don't use a stick to eat a sandwich, or a cookie, or a fruit

u/MinimalSix 1d ago

And the defining difference, all those foods you listed are one big piece you eat all of what you touch and don't require shoving your fingers into your mouth or licking anything. While eating from a communal finger food (say, a box of pizza), I don't lick my fingers then flick tons of big crumbs back onto the pile, or God forbid open mouth chew over the pot...

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u/ItsASecret1 2d ago

Yes, here we are today. Where brown people can resort to the simplicity of eating food with their hands, even rice, but not before people of certain cultures have to take the opportunity to claim superiority. Like clockwork.

u/CopainChevalier 2d ago

This would be a neat take if your entire post history wasn't you trying to argue racial superiority garbage.

Christ dude, do something else.

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u/solidpeyo 2d ago

He give then food and they disrespect him like that

u/GetBack2Wrk 2d ago

Feline tax must always be paid.

u/mammalmaker 2d ago

Can't believe nobody seems to care that the guy touched a rat with his bare hands then went right back into the communal food pile with his hands to eat more food.

That's how plagues start.

u/DeceptiveSerenity 2d ago

The guy touched a rat with his left hand while eating with his right hand. They're supposed to wash their hand before and after eating too.

u/mammalmaker 2d ago

Even having a dead rat that close to the food and continuing to eat it though. Imagine all that bacteria who just realized they have to find a new host...

u/DeceptiveSerenity 2d ago

The meal is almost finished, seeing how it happens, they wouldn't continue to eat the food outside of container.

u/mammalmaker 2d ago

Sure looks like they did. I saw it with my eyes.

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u/JAWinks 2d ago

Or that they’re just grabbing food with their hands and letting it fall back out of their mouths

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u/mr_smith24 2d ago

Hey guys can I join. I brought stuff too

u/PeepusTheWise 2d ago

Looks sanitary

u/Beginning-Smell9890 2d ago

Add this to the list of reasons you should not eat in your tent. Triangle of safety kids, don't neglect it

u/islaisla 2d ago

Being mean to the kitty :-(

u/mr_meeseeks_can-do 2d ago

"Hello brothers, I've come to break bread with you"

u/Popal24 2d ago

Somehow this rat looked more healthy than what they're eating

u/Kasta4 2d ago

I see eating utensils, and yet they're not being used.

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u/melvin_fritz 2d ago

All of them eating with their fingers from the same plate, letting it drop from their mouths back into the serving dish is grossing me out way more than the mouse.

u/ItsASecret1 2d ago

I get what you mean. Sometimes certain things about certain cultures can gross others out.

Like I find it abhorrent how within some cultures, people wouldn't feed their kids friends and instead send them home.

Or how some wear shoes in the house. Or barely wipe their ass with dry toilet paper. Or when people barely season their food past salt and black pepper. Or have a dog that is casually allowed to lick their face or eat from the table.

Grosses me the fuck right out. Especially when they then try to claim superiority when seeing other cultures, on hygiene grounds.

u/Tttehfjloi 2d ago

I think communal ritualistic disease-sharing is pretty different from ultimately non-dangerous forms of culturally-differing grossness

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u/flibble24 2d ago

Righto champ. It's still disgusting eating food like that

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u/lordkoba 2d ago

holy strawman

serving food with utensils and eating with them is objectively more hygienic than having everyone eat with their hands from a fucking trough

I mean I understand there are hygienic ways to eat with your hands, but like in the video? come on

u/ItsASecret1 1d ago

Do you internet-argument-afficionados not read outside of reddit?

That was not a strawman in the slightest but OK.

u/lordkoba 1d ago

it is a strawman because he built an imaginary nasty occidental that doesn't feed their kid's friends, has a crusty asshole, eats unseasoned food (lol at this), and let the dog licks their face.

there's people criticizing his habits that also don't do any of the stuff he listed, so it's a strawman

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u/Steveignorantcrass1 2d ago

I am an American with a bidet who takes his shoes off at home and knows how to use chopsticks, which basically makes me the pinnacle of hygiene. Feels good to be king.

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u/thirsty_crow_ 2d ago

The cat want the rat to be cooked before eating it.

u/dextras07 2d ago

Ah yes, the cat distribution system does its magic again

u/BotomsDntDeservRight 2d ago

In cat's language, it actually giving them food as a gift

u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 2d ago

He thought it was a potluck

u/Jonnny 2d ago

I know it's cultural but in a camping situation would some cultures elect to use utensils to keep hands clean? I'm assuming that water isn't always readily available in large supply when you're in nature so you need to conserve and not waste too much on handwashing.

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u/Zairy47 2d ago

"Niat...Niat...baik kamu.......agak...agak...(Unintelligible)"

Translation

"Your...your good intention is...is...(Unintelligible)"

u/buzzdelta 2d ago

agak kurang pas

or not really suitable at the moment

u/Kost_Gefernon 2d ago

The cat has more courtesy and sensibility than the absolute animal eating noodles with their bare hands while a fork lays there untouched.

u/JRT-Daddy 2d ago

I will never understand cultures that eat with their hands. That one guy is full on hand to mouth eating over the pot just regurgitating food right back into that shared pot. Like, why though? Wouldn't be easier with a spoon?

u/CrazyOrganic7123 2d ago

Great potluck guest. Everyone just cheap out on rice while he brought the protein.

u/luri7555 2d ago

Looks like a prison spread.

u/WhipplySnidelash 2d ago

It's a potluck!

The cat wants food. 

u/fractionedpancreas 2d ago

Looks like meat’s back on the menu

u/Apprehensive_Bag_121 2d ago

Can't blame the cat for contributions on the potluck, haha

u/Stock_Impression4306 20h ago

"why y'all eatin carb on carb? Here, have sum protein"

u/kalnoreth-i5 2d ago

I own the set that pot comes from...the set comes with utensils. I do not understand why someone would choose not to use them for a food this messy? The spoon would just be more convenient in every way? Tho maybe it was dirty from prior use and thus unavailable to be fair.

u/buzzdelta 2d ago

it's somewhat cultural in indonesia, eating with hand sometimes feels more fulfilling, the food that they are eating usually is not eaten by hand tho, but as along as they wash their hand, everything is okay

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u/johnsatamos 2d ago

The cat probably used the fork lol 😆 they are smart

u/JosephMMadre 2d ago

That’s disgusting.

Use utensils.

What’s wrong with you people?

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u/Thecowsdead 2d ago

Eating rice with the hand? why?

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 2d ago

Eating off the floor with their disgusting fingers... gross.

u/altiuscitiusfortius 2d ago

Are these campers or homeless people? Eating with their hands out of a pile of rice on the floor

u/MongiJones 2d ago

They are campers, from Indonesia, judging by the language.

  1. They eat on a layer of wrapping paper normally for convenience, easy to throw away after.

  2. Eating with hands is a cultural norm in southeast asia, india, middle east and parts of africa.

  3. Just like middle east, communal eating from one serving is practiced widely to varying degrees (on floor, tables etc.). but in this case it might also be for convenience.

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u/Vine009 2d ago

I believe it was a gesture of friendship and trust on the cat's part. Alas a dead rat during meal time was really disgusting.

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u/KyeeLim 2d ago

im going to leave this as example

https://youtube.com/shorts/cz5BFe3O3vo

u/Embarrassed-Sound-36 2d ago

but then you have to eat food from dirty cutlery

u/jackjackky 2d ago

Indonesians do use fork and spoon for eating but it's also an accepted traditonal etiquette to eat with bare hands on the floor with only a foodwrap paper or banana leaf as the plate.

Secondly, they are hikers. They are well known for not observing the utmost hygiene during outdoor trip LoL

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u/Psycho_Mantits 2d ago

Other cultures exist. Get over it.

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u/ch7mbucket 2d ago

Potluck!

u/bitter_personw 2d ago

Kitty want some indomie

u/Just_Not_Fair 2d ago

Potluck

u/3310_sumit 2d ago

The share....

u/Verth07 2d ago

It’s all he had and he wanted to share it!

u/BusyBit6542 2d ago

That was the cats version of crab rangoon. He thought his boys were goonin

u/Mak_Nunag 2d ago

That's extra protein bro

u/urkillinmeSmall 2d ago

That’s a couple months old kitten! The baby was hungry and saying “I brought you dis mouse, may I have rice, plz?” My Beansie Girl, passed in April ),: , would find mice in my apartment and leave them on the floor in my bedroom. And I would praise her and say how much I love it. Annnnd then throw it outside when she wasn’t looking lol. My older girl always brings me toys and she’ll meow with them in her mouth. I do the same thing as I did with Beans, I praise her and tell her how much I love it ❤️

u/notathingreally 2d ago

She brought a gift as a good guest does 🤷🏼‍♀️

u/Awkward-Yellow-3228 2d ago

So cats understand how potlucks work.

u/chinchinbae 2d ago

Ungrateful humans

u/Chains_Of_The_Sea 2d ago

Main course just dropped

u/theLuminescentlion 2d ago

He brought a snack, they were so rude about it

u/Shinobi681 2d ago

The mouse? Totally Expected

The cat on the other hand? Totally Unexpected

🙌

u/officialslavojzizek 2d ago

Poor humans only eating rice and gravy, here's some protein for you - the cat probably

u/JustSh00tM3 2d ago

My cat looks so happy that it saved it's humans from starvation haha