This Uber driver is armed!

[u/Jello_Biafra_42]

[u/MajesticDragonfly]

Man fuck that surgeon

[u/WangDanglin → u/MajesticDragonfly]

We don’t know the name of the negligent surgeon but one thing we can say for sure: it WAS NOT the Honorable Dr. Milford Watkins

[u/thicc_stigmata → u/MajesticDragonfly]

But ... if the uncle is already dead, why is that a reason to live? Suddenly I have so many more questions

[u/secondphase → u/thicc_stigmata]

Its an old sign. The update about "uncle died" is very clearly taped over the original. 

If only that surgeon had been trained by Dr. Milford Watkins, the beloved uncle would still be with us. 

[u/guitpick → u/secondphase]

Let's pause and consider that perhaps the honorable and negligent Dr. Milford Watkins was the surgeon.

[u/kyl792 → u/guitpick]

He did have a dagger after all

[u/guitpick → u/kyl792]

The plot thickens. His kid looks a lot like Dr. Watkins.

[u/MajesticDragonfly → u/thicc_stigmata]

THE MEMORY

[u/LarrySupreme → u/thicc_stigmata]

Spite.

[u/Becaus789 → u/thicc_stigmata]

He needs entirely a second sign

[u/FauxReal → u/thicc_stigmata]

Maybe there's a revenge plan in the works.

[u/sinisterdesign → u/MajesticDragonfly]

One less thing to live for. 🤷

[u/VaguelyArtistic]

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

[u/Virtual-Reach → u/VaguelyArtistic]

r/unexpectedoffice

[u/13thmurder]

I feel safe with this driver, I know Dr. Watkins taught him to only use that dagger honorably.

[u/Agile_End_3049 → u/13thmurder]

Solid point

[u/EndHawkeyeErasure]

One less thing to live for!

Do. Not. Mess with him.

[u/Lavasioux]

Dead uncle's Ear wings are gold!

[u/clervis]

🤌

[u/Algarad999]

Did the surgeon find out about the dagger training? 🤔

[u/Moople_deFioosh → u/Algarad999]

Well ofc, they are required to take it! The problem is when these surgeons get so overconfident in their dagger training that they swap out their scalpel!

[u/FauxReal]

I have a friend who is a cab driver, he's been knocked out by passengers twice.

[u/pl51s1nt4r51ms]

UNCLE DIED

[u/DanglyDinosaurBits]

RIP to beloved Unc!

[u/Milomilz]

His wife is a POA

[u/YeahlDid → u/Milomilz]

Poor guy, those pick-on artists are real nasty pieces of work.

[u/HospitalBruh]

1 down....