r/Tinder 1d ago

I couldnt believe what I was reading..

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u/timmyb80x 23h ago

I really wanna know more about this training. I'm invested now.

u/TheBaalzak 22h ago

I'm intrigued that it makes his peen radioactive.

u/quiette837 22h ago

It's a chud thing to refer to going to the gym semi-regularly as "training". Training for what? Well, lifting heavier things more times, obviously.

u/timmyb80x 22h ago

Intelligent - non tested. Excellent work 🤣

u/DogsDucks 21h ago

This comment is delightful, haha! Im going to use that— lifting heavier things more times, thusly demonstrating value via number on bar. Not, you know, how sometimes treats a partner.

u/Zanos 19h ago

TIL I'm a "chud" because I track my reps and weights every workout.

u/cinnamonduck 18h ago

I don’t think they’re knocking tracking progress, just calling it training. I lift weights, I’m even in between sets right now. Got a spreadsheet! But it’s working out or just weightlifting because I’m not training for anything.

u/quiette837 18h ago

What are you training for? Bikini competition? Ultramarathon? Free solo?

u/Zanos 17h ago

I don't think you need a specific competition to be "training" so long as you're actively trying to improve your mile or weights or lap time or whatever. If someone runs a faster mile every month but doesn't intend to do a competition are they somehow not training?

Just weird gym elitism.

u/Unbelivabley_Smol 4h ago

You could just be there to be there, for example I cycle to cycle and maybe the view? But I’m not section timing my corse km by km or even care if I’m faster or slower then I was last week. Who wants a draw full of metrics from ten years ago? Enjoy life let the stress go. As to him being sick of making the always the first move? That was his frustration leaking, you’re a guy it’s set for life I’m afraid if you want it, you got to move it move it šŸŽ¶

u/CoinTweak 4h ago

It might also be a language thing. The screenshot shows dutch and they often use "training" instead of "work out" in the native language.

u/Promptographer 22h ago

People claim they are "highly intelligent" and then write like this lmao.

u/theresasnakeinmyb 18h ago

Also "im about tired of making the first move".. This dude messaged me about my cat!Ā 

u/MrBates1 23h ago edited 23h ago

Stop making excuses. You clearly just don’t have the ā€œlady-cochonesā€. šŸ˜‚

u/Onlyfatwomenarefat 23h ago

In French "cochone" means a female pig. Also a perverted woman. Make of that what you will.

u/Voiles 23h ago

Even for that it's misspelled. It's cochonne.

u/MrBates1 23h ago

Which do you think he is after??

u/fist__city 23h ago

Oh man, I know people who talk and post like that. Paranoid and unwell. I hope he gets better

u/dsmdarlings 23h ago

Totally- this person is not okĀ 

u/Fair-Distance371 23h ago

Yeah, i Just feel sad.

u/Federal_Ad_5771 23h ago

(Tested)

u/the-kay-o-matic 22h ago

Wait. Wait. How are we supposed to understand this sentence?

I think everything else except radiology reports about my genital size are here

Does this dude have dick pics already up on his profile? What does radiology have to do with it? Does Mr (Tested) not realize that boners don't actually have bones in them?

What kind of imaging diagnostic does he think women want done on his dick? Or does this tie back to the injuries he mentioned?

Wait. Does his dick WORK? Is that the problem? Is that the reason for all THIS....?

Worst episode of House ever.

u/djentlemetal 20h ago

He’s so smart that he doesn’t understand what radiology means.

u/SNESChalmers420 1d ago

4chan is leaking

u/buzzyloo 23h ago

So, did the date go well?

u/LakeTiddyFudruckers 23h ago

Bizarrely, there’s someone out there for him.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

u/Dramatic_Steak_9137 23h ago

And this is why the incel spaces are bad they get advice and information about relationships and women from men who've never been near women and watch a yonne of porn. And then act disgusting, and reinforce their beliefs.

u/Aielwyd 23h ago

It's giving bitter

u/Brilliant_Quality_66 23h ago

I like it, plays with open cards. I mean u now what u get

u/Entrenched_Whispers 23h ago

You're supposed to open with your good cards 😭 you're supposed to at least have good cards

u/V-ll 21h ago

Saying that you're intelligent, even if "tested", is the shortest way to prove that you're not.

I have "never" met people more stupid than those who claim the opposite outloud.

u/LaylaBird65 20h ago

ā€œ I’m more than just a peenā€ made me cackle

u/MidwestDrummer 17h ago

Highly Intelligent (tested) tests were for HPV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Genital Herpes, and Syphilis

u/kennethburns 23h ago

every woman's fantasy šŸ˜

u/therealdanhill 23h ago

Sounds like someone who has been really hurt

u/True_Character4986 23h ago

These are the same people that complain about women always swiping on the top 10%.

u/annemonroe95 23h ago

Cochones? Come on at least spell check your shit my guy

u/Terrebonniandadlife 23h ago

In French QuƩbƩcois it means a lady with high libido

u/Quiet_Secretary9490 23h ago

Its amazing how many red flags he hits without even trying.

u/TemporaryAmbassador1 23h ago

Planted fewer red flags playing minesweeper on expert difficulty

u/Specialist-Jury3451 23h ago

He hot though?

u/Fair-Distance371 23h ago

She stop to read

u/theresasnakeinmyb 18h ago

Absolutely not

u/eldryanyy 23h ago

Not that crazy

u/DodobirdNow 23h ago

Sounds like he's given up.

Might also be a writer trying to see who's swiping right on this social experiment

u/SinVerguenza04 23h ago

Ben je Nederlands?