r/SpottedonRightmove 6h ago

Check out the streetview!!!!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92815209#/?channel=RES_BUY
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u/jasmith2706 6h ago

No one could ever, ever predict what that was going to be, incredible

u/uncle_jaysus 5h ago

At first I was like, ok, that's a bit weird... but was then let's take a look arou... WOAH THERE SIR WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LEAVE?

u/ElBomb 4h ago

Lynn, these are sex people!

u/SianBeast 6h ago edited 6h ago

What in the fuck šŸ˜‚

Edit: You need to explore the other rooms too! Ghost of a monk in the bedroom.

Never street viewed my way around a house before... weird.

OMG! And the guy cutting bread with a fucking mini sword (probably a letter opener). The owners must be a strange bunch.

u/elementarydrw 6h ago

Why is there a box of Finish Powerball in the bedroom!?!?

u/thewintersofourpast 5h ago

Why is there marmite in the bathroom??

u/billiankell 5h ago

There's also a potato on a bookshelf.

u/janquadrentvincent 4h ago

Also a tennis racquet

u/Simonutd 5h ago

Gets rid of unwanted tastes

u/imp0ppable 5h ago

Miscommunication.

"I want to get poweballed tonight"

u/psychocamper 1h ago

And a tube of Colgate on the mantelpiece

u/elementarydrw 1h ago

This has to be some sort of scavenger hunt, right?

What was the old CBBC programme where a team of kids had to find items in a fake house?

u/paws3588 6h ago

And if you keep going, there are children playing downstairs.

u/SianBeast 5h ago

I know, it just wasn't note worthy to me.

If you can work out how to get outside the adults are playing croquet.

I just can't imagine the level of fakery that goes on in that house. Must be exhausting.

u/jasmith2706 5h ago

I looks like a wedding? or some kind of event going on judging by the people in the living room

u/J-Mc1 5h ago

I reckon a Murder Mystery weekend... all the random things like the potato on a shelf, and the "Tales of King John" are clues.

u/Throwaway6765656 5h ago

I would have so many questions about a wedding where a naked fella ends up stood in the bathtub in just a towel with a maid, a street view guy and a random woman in a dress.

u/jasmith2706 4h ago

Sounds like the hallmarks of a great wedding to me

u/Winkerbelles 1h ago

And the 1920s dresses.

u/pakcross 4h ago

Complete with toothpaste on the mantel piece.

u/hanningsbee 5h ago

The monk just made me jump out of my skin

u/jonrosling 1h ago

You can Streetview round Number 10 Downing Street and Clarence House, where the King actually lives, albeit on an obviously limited basis.

u/jasmith2706 6h ago

I like the tennis racket in the bathroom

u/Marshwiggletreacle 6h ago edited 5h ago

How did the street view cat get inside?

By cat I mean CAR

Although now I see it was indeed a cat with a camera on its head

u/elementarydrw 6h ago

The catflap?

u/HappyAmbition706 3h ago

For walking trails and such the is a backpack arrangement with a 360° camera on a post that goes up above head height. It looks somewhat bulky, but could easily enough go inside. Not at all discreetly though.

u/Marshwiggletreacle 3h ago

I had no idea they had one for walking trails... I'll investigate further. Thank you

u/valentine_moon 2h ago edited 2h ago

You can have a mooch around Buckingham Palace for example. (For some reason I can't find a link which doesn't start zoomed in on the carpet though.)

See also: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/about/treks

u/GenericBrowse 6h ago

Lynn!

u/duplotigers 4h ago

ā€œThese are sex people!ā€

u/Tankmass 5h ago

Damnit it’s not showing anything anymore, does anyone have a screenshot

u/Mr_BoHingles 5h ago

u/Element77 4h ago

What in the fuck.

u/Beorma 2h ago

It's just black for me.

u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 2h ago edited 1h ago

Looks like it might have been removed. Worked earlier for me, now is black.

There is a link below which works.

u/valentine_moon 2h ago

All I see is stars.

u/dataduplicatedata 2h ago

You need to open it up in Google maps

u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 2h ago edited 1h ago

Tried, it’s just black now. Says there’s no street view imagery.

There is a link below which works.

u/dataduplicatedata 1h ago

Downvoting 'cos I tried to help you?

Stay classy.

u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 52m ago

I didn’t downvote shit, not that it matters. Keep making assumptions, though.

u/ChocolateQuest4717 3h ago

The lady in the aqua/green dress was also washing her hands in the upstairs sink.

u/djbucksta33 5h ago

I had to click to open in Google maps

u/jimbobvfr400 5h ago

Click the view in Google maps link at the top left, it's an internal panorama in a bathroom with some sort of "party" going on. Very weird

u/Perfect_Relative_364 6h ago

Omg that's not even the weirdest photo if you keep exploring. One of the bedrooms has a blurred hooded man wearing a cross.

u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 5h ago

There’s a man in a black robe sitting down to bread and wine, wearing a gold crown, reading the Tales of King John.

What in the Eyes Wide Shut?

u/Street-Rope2019 1h ago

He totally freaked me out 😱

u/joeythemouse 6h ago

tf is going on there?

u/WorldlyPlace4781 6h ago

What in the Roman orgy is going on here?

u/Outrageous_Koala5381 6h ago

toga party? but not even over the shoulder - and only the men?

u/Throwaway6765656 5h ago

Why is street view inside the house, what is actually going on in that bathroom, why are there so many people using various sinks around the house, why is there a congregation of the elite in one of the living rooms, why is there a literal frightening ghost in one of the bedrooms

u/Known_Ad1798 6h ago

Most unsettling point and click ever.

u/HappySmileMillion 5h ago

Reddit hug of death

u/arkhane89 5h ago

I’ve been here! We had our summer work party here twice! One year the admin assistant was left to organise it solo and she booked a woman in a bikini with a big snake as the entertainment. It was excruciatingly awkward as she tried to make men of the office dance with her.

u/zeduk 5h ago

Things like this are the reason I’m on this sub

u/RetepNamenots 5h ago edited 3h ago

Potato shelf

Marmite bath

Ghost Monk

King John

Murder Mystery?

And why is there toothpaste on the mantelpiece and mouthwash by the barbecue?

The kids playing Monopoly is the most normal thing happening here.

u/cec91 4h ago

Thank you for your service! Unfortunately other than the first link they’re all taking me to the marmite in the bathroom! I wanna see the ghost monk..navigating on a phone is a nightmare

u/RetepNamenots 3h ago

Thanks for letting me know – I've (hopefully) fixed the links!

u/Bisjoux 6h ago

Beautiful house but I’d want to rip out all the soft furnishings, carpets etc and fumigate the entire place. I wonder why it’s for sale by auction?

u/ernfio 5h ago

Currently occupied by a sex cult.

u/No_Rise_8827 5h ago

Really?Ā 

u/lucyooo 5h ago

Eyes Wide Shut 1999

u/funusernameguy 6h ago

I have to assume this was some sort of murder mystery event held at the house. There is weird stuff all over. Random potato on the shelf in a bedroom, marmite tub by the bath downstairs. Seems to be a gathering of people in the living room in Gatsby style gear.

u/Actual-Audience8165 6h ago

I can't unsee that

u/j03 5h ago

Could this be a murder mystery night?

u/castlerigger 6h ago

I mean when you have this house, and money, of course you’re going to be sex people.

u/key-bored-warrior 6h ago

Is this one of those ā€œthese are sex peopleā€ situations?

u/0ttoChriek 6h ago

Could be weird religious people. Although often the Venn diagram overlaps considerably.

u/Jimmy_Experience 5h ago

Strange pics aside, seems quite cheap for the amount of house/land you get considering its Surrey

u/BatTurbulent9593 4h ago

For sale at auction, will presumably sell for a lot more.

u/uncle_monty 2h ago

It's been on the market for years. I'm pretty sure it was first listed for over £8mm.

u/SparkleWildfire 4h ago

The potato in the bookcase is my favourite bit

u/EuphoricCover8449 5h ago

This a me thing.

Street view is just black to me.

u/expectationlost 4h ago

open it up in google

u/Stuzo 6h ago

Move around and you can see how they finish in the bedroom

u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 6h ago

[blinking gif @ man in the bath]

u/No_Rise_8827 5h ago

Can't see any of the weird stuff everyone is talking about, did it get deleted?Ā 

u/Munching_worms 5h ago

Go to the Google maps view from the link on that black screen and... enjoy

u/No_Rise_8827 3h ago

Thank you, I did

u/Better-Inflation-194 5h ago

black screen for me

u/HappyAmbition706 3h ago

I saw a dining room scene for a moment, now only black screen.

u/swedenstopscorer 4h ago

Truly possibly the only post on the sub that has elicited an audible "what the fuck" out of me.

u/Yamosu 4h ago

What in the name of Zarquon?!

Nice house mind you, but that street view...so many questions.

u/sullcrowe 4h ago

Streetview is just a black screen for me

u/wingman0401 4h ago

Same for me

u/TheRealVinosity 4h ago

This has made my day.

Thank you!

As an aside, I would buy that in a heartbeat, if I had the money.

Gorgeous place!

u/jonisykes 6h ago

Does this mean the Google street view person is a sex person?

u/TheCurlyHomeCook 6h ago

What the absolute HELL

u/Neddlings55 5h ago

I know this house. I did not know that sort of thing went on in it though.

u/tooktherhombus 5h ago

Someone does not like getting rained on on their way in from the car

u/No-Sandwich1511 5h ago

Heated outdoor pool, ouch in this economy I can only imagine that is a nightmare

u/jonnyphotos 5h ago

W T F indeed !!!

u/ocularius61 5h ago

The first thing you see should come with some sort of warning.

u/ernfio 5h ago

I can’t see how this won’t end up in the daily mail.

u/Visual_Argument_73 5h ago

"Fidelio".

u/Vanbursta1 5h ago

That is "odd"

u/vinny14 5h ago

Marmite by the side of bath…. Where do you keep yours?

u/moneydazza 5h ago

This is wild

u/kinvig 5h ago

Don't go into room 237, Danny!

u/J-Mc1 5h ago

It's got to be a Murder Mystery weekend... all the random clues to something dotted around the place.

u/Hot_Ad_6442 4h ago

That’s an absolute 10/10 house

u/PublicPossibility946 4h ago

Why can't you see the street view car in the mirrors.

šŸ¤”

u/weecheeky 4h ago

Couldn't find what you were referencing, so went on actual google for streetview and found the lovely couple sitting on a 100 year old car at their wedding. Sadly, Reddit doesn't allow us to post the photos.

u/Lookingupatthestars 4h ago

It's not loading for me and let me tell you I'm jealous of what's happening in this thread 😭

u/NorthernScum69 3h ago

The potato!šŸ„”

u/bmg1978 3h ago

What the actual FUCK?!?

u/Cool-Reputation-3841 3h ago

What In the Hereditary

u/Alexandra_the_gre4t 3h ago

Also on Streetview, something in the swimming pool storage bench they really don’t want anyone to see…

u/ChocolateQuest4717 3h ago

What a wild ride that was!

u/billyboyf30 2h ago

Im not the only one that saw the kids playing in one of the rooms am I

u/throw_away_17381 2h ago

Never would I have predicted that. Never.

u/No_Crow_2977 52m ago

You really don't know what people get upto behind closed doors

u/i_forgot_to_forget_ 33m ago

Right, at first you'll be like WTF lol. It justs gets "better" keep going.

u/cheandbis 6h ago

Reminds me of the place in Twin Peaks!

As an aside, why are there so few photos of such a large house?

u/elementarydrw 6h ago

Probably because it all seems to be on Google Streetview!?

u/RebelliousInNature 5h ago

Wert der ferk.

Kinky parties?