Kitty: “Oh my god, Jean! You should have seen that delivery guy! He was so cute!”
Jean: “🤨 what delivery guy?”
Kitty: “For our pizzas. I didn’t know they delivered all the way from Queens but he was fast! Actually, a little too fast… I wonder how he got here that quickly? Anyways, I should have gotten his number! Damn.”
Jean: “…”
Jean (telepathically): “Peter?”
Peter: “Jean? What’s up?”
Jean: “Did you just delivered some pizzas to a big mansion?”
Peter: “Oh yea! How did you know?”
Jean: “Because that’s Xavier’s Institution! How could you not know this?!”
Peter: “Oh shit, my bad. If I’d noticed I would have called you.”
Jean: “Ugh, you really are a simple spider. Also, don’t ever deliver here again without informing me first!”
Peter: “What? Why?”
Jean: “There’s a wild cat here that’s been eyeing you, that’s why! Just let me know so I can be the one to pick it up!”
“I did not keep soothing you asleep deeper than usual with my telepathy. For someone who’s able to dodge bullets, you are easy to be touched with a slow and passionate territorial marking, my simple spider.”
Peter: The Peter tingle doesn't work against Allies, Jean..... but consider what you do my body when I'm asleep, you can maybe go under reevaluation again.....
“Oh no Peter, I’m absolutely fine and stable with my powers. My thoughts are very clear, there’s no unknown whispering telling me to do things. It’s rational to mark what’s yours to prevent thefts and establish boundaries, no? You put your name on your camera, saying “property of Peter Parker”? You felt a little uncomfortable when you heard Tony Stark calling Aunt May attractive with flirtation, yes? Same thing here, just more openly direct, my simple spider.”
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u/BiggoYoun 1d ago
When she’s feeling threatened by competition: